We Are No 1 A-GoGo
Renamed from Champion 2.
Thai run gogo that suffers from overly long dancing stints for the
girls.
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Key |
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Takeaway:
to 10pm 1000
from 10pm 500
All in:
1000 |
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to 7pm |
55 |
120 |
75 |
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95 |
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from 7pm |
55-75 |
120 |
75 |
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Make sure you get your change, the bar seems to assume that small
change is a tip without asking first.
Review from Pattaya Polecat May 2011: A
Good Word
I must put a good word in for We Are No.1 in Jomtien.
Yesterday afternoon the beer was cool and sweet after a long dusty
day around town, there were at least 3 attractive dancers and 3 cute
service staff, all of whom were funny and friendly and eager to get
close, and the rock videos on the big screen after 5.30pm are to die
for.
I've always felt very relaxed in this bar, and, though it has its ups
and downs, will no doubt continue to support it. And 1,000 baht flat fee
for on-site service can't be bad (the girl gets 500 baht).
Review March 2011: Better than Usual
There are very few bars in Jomtien that have aircon so I tend to stop
off for a quick beer a little more often than the bar deserves.
But just for once things were looking up on my last visit.
There was actually a decently attractive girl who danced topless and
knew how to look after customers. Quite a refreshing change.
But unfortunately this upturn may be only a glitch. She had just
turned up just that day and was auditioning. I have no idea if she
stayed for longer that one day...but I doubt it
Review August 2010: No 1 for Naff
If there was a prize for the most naff GoGo in the Jomtien area then
We Are No 1 could make a valid claim.
It's certainly not the worst GoGo in Pattaya, that award would be
reserved for those that were rip off joints or were hasslesome or
dishonest.
We Are No 1 has no such negative attributes, and generally everything
is fair, friendly and above board.
But it is the way it operates that is so naff. The bar features a
stage full of below average girls and hardly any left over for customer
care duties. There doesn't seem anything to entertain, either customers
into watching pretty girls dance, or else those that like a bit of
interaction.
Presumably the handful of customers simply aren't aware that there
are 50 better GoGos over the hill in Pattaya, or else they go for the
pretty good selection of rock videos shown on a couple of very large
screens.
Review Feb 2010: Little
Competition
There is not really much on offer in this bar. The girls are a little
below average and there is no showing. The girls are friendly enough,
but too many are set to dancing, and any girl sitting at your side will
soon be recalled to the stage.
The bar does offer decent rock videos on two large screens and these
have been recently supplemented by 2 large TVs for customers at the
other end of the bar.
If the bar was in Pattaya, it would stand no chance. But in fact
there is little aircon competition in Jomtien, so I still drop buy every
couple of months when I have exhausted the alternative options.
On my last visit I was entertained most by watching dancers arrive at
the bar in civvies. They'd appear a few minutes later in dance
attire. One girl in particular arrived looking just like a prim and
proper office middle manger. Great to see the transformation to GoGo
dancer.
Review June 2009: Scaled Down
The bar seems to have scaled down a bit since my last visit and no
longer opens on weekday afternoons.
There were also a few less girls dancing.
But as always, the bar does very little in making me interested in
what's on offer. They had 6 of the nine girls dancing. Below average and
overdressed in bikinis. Hardly riveting stuff.
But because the bar has so many girls dancing, then there is hardly
any opportunity for a chat with lady drinks for the girls.
However it does provide a little aircon and a place to rest one's
wearing legs after a stroll along the beach. The staff are friendly
enough, the drinks are reasonable and there's no hassle.
They really need to get half the bar curtained off, and so cut back
the number of girls dancing. Then they might find a bit more time for
the customers. Who knows? a few guys may even then come back for a
return visit.
Review Dec 2008: Worse
Therefore Better
The bar seems to keep plodding on and if anything the number of
customers and dancing girls has dropped off a bit.
Before they used have about a dozen girls in the bar of which 9 would
be dancing. On my last visit they had only 9 girls of which 6 were
dancing.
Still lousy ratios of time available for the girls to sit with the
customers, but at least the 6 song wait is better than a 9 song wait.
It is all a bit of a shame as the girls seem pretty good at looking
after their customerd. If only they were given a bit more time I am sure
the bar would be worth visiting. The girls would definitely be more
entertaining playing with customers than dancing for them. They are a
little lacking in glitz and glamour
The music is well selected rock classic concert performances relayed
on 2 very large screens.
Otherwise the service girls and managers are friendly enough. The
drinks are reasonably priced and there's plenty of empty seats to lounge
around in.
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