| We Are No 1 A-GoGo
Renamed from Champion 2.
Thai run gogo that suffers from overly long dancing stints for the
Make sure you get your change, the bar seems to assume that small
change is a tip without asking first.
Review from Dick Farang, June 2016: Alive and Kicking
There has been a (false) rumour on internet that We
Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien had closed, but I can confirm that they are
alive and kicking.
They even have hired two young topless spinners.
They still have two ladyboy dancers, several old fatties and the
probably shortest waitress in Jomtien.
Four of the dancers are on stage at any time and
they go on and off stage the old-fashioned way, i.e. one at a time after
not too long dance stints. All of them appeared to be double bottomed.
One other customer.
The music is still a mix of good old rock and pop,
"Sir" Rod Stewart included. They also play that funny song "
Who the Fuck is Alice ? "
Just for the record, I got my change correctly
returned, which nowadays is not everywhere the case.
Bottled Heineken still 120 baht, Chang draught 55
baht all night.
News from Ishi, July 2015: Late opening
The notice proclaiming 8pm opening was spotted on a weekday and
the bar may open earlier at the weekend.
Review from Dave, December 2014: Music was great
I popped into the no I Gogo in Jomtien Monday
There were 6 overweight and below average girls in
Bikini's. The 2 prettiest girls were Ladyboy waitresses,
The music was great though and beer very cheap at 55
baht for draft
Bottled beer 100.
Review from Dick Farang, October 2014: Beware
I will never understand the rationale behind
creating confusion by hiring girls and transvestites at the same bar
(such as their neighbours KiK and USABAR also do) or gogo (such as Miami
A-GoGo on Soi Post Office and We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien).
Review from Dick Farang, May 2014: Changes
We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien has indeed
The interior has remained unchanged and the
music was still 1970s.
There were about 10 bikini dancers, 4 of them on
Most dancers were older or chubby, one ladyboy.
Two of the waitresses were ladyboys too.
Draught beer 55 baht (still at 11 p.m.), bottled
Heineken 120 baht.
News from Dick Farang, April 2014: Dark
The bar was dark on 20th April 2014. The reason is not currently
apparent, hopefully just a temporary blip. And indeed it turned out
to be a temporary blip.
Review March 2013: Still No 1 in Jomtien
It was my first visit to the bar in ages. It was early evening
and everything was pretty much as it has always been.
There were 5 girls dancing on stage. Perhaps a better line up
than in previous years, with a couple of the girls being attractive
and another dancing topless. Only 2 or 3 were make weights.
But as always the really problem with the bar is that there are
hardly any girls left over to chat with the customers. On this visit
there were 3 girls on hostess duty. They were sitting with
customers, but by the time they have visited the loo and gone to the
bar to get their lady drink, it was pretty much time for them to
return to the stage for another long dance stint.
This gives the bar a very sad atmosphere as most customers are
left sitting alone. Some out of choice, and some because of
the lack of hostessing girls.
But it is a totally inoffensive bar with friendly girls, cheap
drinks and rock music videos.
And definitely still the number one GoGo in Jomtien.
Review from Pattaya Polecat May 2011: A
I must put a good word in for We Are No.1 in Jomtien.
Yesterday afternoon the beer was cool and sweet after a long dusty
day around town, there were at least 3 attractive dancers and 3 cute
service staff, all of whom were funny and friendly and eager to get
close, and the rock videos on the big screen after 5.30pm are to die
I've always felt very relaxed in this bar, and, though it has its ups
and downs, will no doubt continue to support it. And 1,000 baht flat fee
for on-site service can't be bad (the girl gets 500 baht).