| We Are No 1 A-GoGo
Renamed from Champion 2.
Thai run gogo that suffers from overly long dancing stints for the
Make sure you get your change, the bar seems to assume that small
change is a tip without asking first.
Review from Dick Farang, October 2014: Beware
I will never understand the rationale behind
creating confusion by hiring girls and transvestites at the same bar
(such as their neighbours KiK and USABAR also do) or gogo (such as Miami
A-GoGo on Soi Post Office and We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien).
Review from Dick Farang, May 2014: Changes
We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien has indeed
The interior has remained unchanged and the
music was still 1970s.
There were about 10 bikini dancers, 4 of them on
Most dancers were older or chubby, one ladyboy.
Two of the waitresses were ladyboys too.
Draught beer 55 baht (still at 11 p.m.), bottled
Heineken 120 baht.
News from Dick Farang, April 2014: Dark
The bar was dark on 20th April 2014. The reason is not currently
apparent, hopefully just a temporary blip. And indeed it turned out
to be a temporary blip.
Review March 2013: Still No 1 in Jomtien
It was my first visit to the bar in ages. It was early evening
and everything was pretty much as it has always been.
There were 5 girls dancing on stage. Perhaps a better line up
than in previous years, with a couple of the girls being attractive
and another dancing topless. Only 2 or 3 were make weights.
But as always the really problem with the bar is that there are
hardly any girls left over to chat with the customers. On this visit
there were 3 girls on hostess duty. They were sitting with
customers, but by the time they have visited the loo and gone to the
bar to get their lady drink, it was pretty much time for them to
return to the stage for another long dance stint.
This gives the bar a very sad atmosphere as most customers are
left sitting alone. Some out of choice, and some because of
the lack of hostessing girls.
But it is a totally inoffensive bar with friendly girls, cheap
drinks and rock music videos.
And definitely still the number one GoGo in Jomtien.
Review from Pattaya Polecat May 2011: A
I must put a good word in for We Are No.1 in Jomtien.
Yesterday afternoon the beer was cool and sweet after a long dusty
day around town, there were at least 3 attractive dancers and 3 cute
service staff, all of whom were funny and friendly and eager to get
close, and the rock videos on the big screen after 5.30pm are to die
I've always felt very relaxed in this bar, and, though it has its ups
and downs, will no doubt continue to support it. And 1,000 baht flat fee
for on-site service can't be bad (the girl gets 500 baht).
Review March 2011: Better than Usual
There are very few bars in Jomtien that have aircon so I tend to stop
off for a quick beer a little more often than the bar deserves.
But just for once things were looking up on my last visit.
There was actually a decently attractive girl who danced topless and
knew how to look after customers. Quite a refreshing change.
But unfortunately this upturn may be only a glitch. She had just
turned up just that day and was auditioning. I have no idea if she
stayed for longer that one day...but I doubt it
Review August 2010: No 1 for Naff
If there was a prize for the most naff GoGo in the Jomtien area then
We Are No 1 could make a valid claim.
It's certainly not the worst GoGo in Pattaya, that award would be
reserved for those that were rip off joints or were hasslesome or
We Are No 1 has no such negative attributes, and generally everything
is fair, friendly and above board.
But it is the way it operates that is so naff. The bar features a
stage full of below average girls and hardly any left over for customer
care duties. There doesn't seem anything to entertain, either customers
into watching pretty girls dance, or else those that like a bit of
Presumably the handful of customers simply aren't aware that there
are 50 better GoGos over the hill in Pattaya, or else they go for the
pretty good selection of rock videos shown on a couple of very large