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27th June

  666...


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Club 6 opened on Soi 6 on June 6
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club 6 Club 6 has opened on Soi 6 taking over at the venues that was previously Hole in One. The bar opened on 6th June.

It is located about a third of the way down from 2nd Rd going towards the beach. Perhaps towards the lady boy block of the street, but there are no lady boys in Club 6.

 

27th June

  Marmite Ladies?...


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Love 'em or hate 'em, you may find it useful to know where lady boys work on the dark side
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Ladyboys Susan Aldous ebook I guess that about a third of all Dark Side bars employ ladyboys (usually one or two).

I have never understood the rationale (if any) behind such a business decision. I have no problem with ladyboys per se, but I think it would be better to have specialised ladyboy gogos and bars.

AFAIK the following Dark Side bars have (or at least have had at some point in time) ladyboys:

  • Angel Bar Beer
  • Bamboo Bar, now Angels Place
  • The Bird Cage
  • Dao Bar/Cafe
  • The Duke's Lounge
  • Jungo Bar
  • Kayak Bar
  • KiK
  • Mac's Bar
  • Mermaid Bar Beer
  • Michel (or: Michelle) Happy Bar
  • Moon Light Bar Beer (reopened)
  • Peet Bar
  • Pussy Cat Bar Beer
  • Saxo Bar
  • Top Cool Retreat
  • USABAR (probably closed)

 

24th June

  Building towards a climax...


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Climax coyote bar to open in Soi LK Metro
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climax sign A new coyote bar is getting ready on Soi LK Metro at the venue that was previously Funhouse A-GoGo at the corner with Soi Buakhao.

The same venue once was quite a hit as a coyote bar named Club BLU but it ultimately failed as interest waned.

Coyote bars do not have a good track record in Pattaya as there is a clearly a sizeable amount of bar goers who prefer less clothes in a GoGo. Perhaps it would have been better to follow the well worn route of advertising as a GoGo, and then only having coyotes. At least it gets the refuseniks in for at least one look.

Anyway the bar is set to open on 9th July with a promise of food and special prices until the 11th July.

 

19th June

 Updated: Well Dressed...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gentlemen's Club
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gentlemens club Gentlemen's Club on Soi Diamond has indeed reopened.

At first sight the interior has remained unchanged.

A quota of 80% coyotes seems to be becoming a bad habit at re-openings of second-rate and third-rate gogos.

There was a team of 6 or 7 dancers in black string bikinis, who towards the end of their dance stint took of their tops. Several of them were wearing black transparent camisoles; only one could be considered as above average.

There were also two teams of about 12 sub average coyotes clad in white. Most of them were wearing double and triple tops and bottoms. Some very huge tops, some white camisoles and even some white T-shirts.

There were two or three other customers, but when I left I appeared to be the last one.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, Corona 200 baht, lady drinks 140 baht, model showgirl drinks 180 baht.

Update: News from Soi Diamond

On the door next to The Windmill Club A-GoGo, where the stairs to Tramps A-GoGo used to be, is a big sign in Thai language.

When I was dining across the soi at Swiss Food, one of my favourite restaurants, I saw a couple leaving The Windmill Club and entering that door next to it. I am wondering now if there are ST rooms at the previous location of Tramps or if there are plans to revive Tramps as a gogo.

Swiss House restaurant on Soi Diamond (not to be confused with Swiss Food on the same soi) has been closed since the beginning of June 2015 and the furniture has disappeared. At the window is a sign now FOR RENT/SALE .

 

15th June

  Free Beer...

At Maxine's Club A-GoGo
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maxines Maxine's Club has just opened on Soi Diamond at the venue that was previously Dream Club.

It is now offering a (very discreetly announced) draught beer now: the first one is free of charge and the next ones are 69 baht all night.

 

13th June

  Restocked and Refined...

Gentlemen's Club re-opens
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gentlemens club Gentlemen's Club has re-opened on Soi Diamond under new management.

 Early reports suggest that the bar is pretty much the same as before.

So there are now 79 bars operating around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less.

 

10th June

  Dreaming of nude dancing...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Maxine's Club
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maxines On Soi Diamond, at the previous location of Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo, Maxine's Club A-GoGo has opened.

The interior has remained unchanged, apart from a complex chrome pole structure on the square stage.

The lighting was fine, but the music was a disaster.

There were many "girls", but the average quality was very poor, even compared to other recent openings. There are just way to many "gogos" in Pattaya en by far not enough "talent" to fill them.

More than 80 % of the dancers at Maxine's Club A-GoGo were "coyotes", some of them with a transparent camisole over their outfit.  I also saw some dancers in bikinis with transparent négligés and transparent camisoles.

The dancers went on stage in teams of eight to ten.

I was told that the bikini dancers would drop their tops on stage, but when a third team of coyotes went on stage I could not be arsed to stay any longer.

Barfine was 1,000 baht with even the ugliest "girls" expecting 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT.

Among the waitresses were some tomboys; also some male waiters. There were lots of staff, but hardly some customers and they did not stay long.

BEWARE: lady drinks 200 baht.

BEWARE: automatic tipping, small change is not returned.

Usually I tip, but I hate it when they take it for granted: it should be MY decision, not THEIRS.

Bottled Heineken 145 baht, no (promotion for) draught beer.

Correction: Note that a previous version of the review suggested that the bar was associated with Sweethearts A-GoGo. This is not the case, there is no such connection.

 

9th June

  Dream On...

Maxine's Club opens on Soi Diamond
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Dream Club A-GoGo sign Maxine's Club A-GoGo has opened at the Soi Diamond venue that was previously DReam Club. The new bar opened on the 8th June.

So the GoGo count increases to 78 bars around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less.

 

6th June

  A Good Evening Out...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girl
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Super Girl I popped into Super Girl Friday night,

There were Bikini, topless and nude Dancers ,all of them Attractive,

There were 4 Girls from Spicy Girls and 2 from Living Dolls one, both ago-go's closed at the moment,

There was lots of interaction between Girls and Punters, Girls shaking their beautiful bums in your face and more. In fact I ran out of 20's.

Short time is 1500 baht.

Definitely one for a good evening out.

Apparently Spicy Girls has gone bust, the Girls were not paid last month.

Living Dolls One is shut for refurbishment for 1 month, which seems a long time?

 

4th June

  Gambling on Reopening...

Las Vegas, Dream Club, Living Dolls One and Malibu
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las vegas ii In Pattaya it is extremely quiet now.

At least half of the people on Walking Street now are flocks strolling behind a guide with a flag.

Not many traditional punters if you ask me.

Living Dolls 1 A-GoGo on Walking Street opposite Happy A-GoGo has closed and it looks as if the builders are in.

Believe it or not, I have been told that Dream Club A-GoGo on Soi Diamond will reopen on Monday 8th June 2015.

The rumour has resurfaced that Champagne A-GoGo and Club Malibu on Soi LK Metro are going to become one mega gogo.

Las Vegas II GoGo on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) has reopened.

I was told that they have been closed during one week for refurbishments, but I noticed not the slightest change.

In the toilets was still a sign for sale (in English) with a telephone number. On the floor of the toilets was an empty Cialis blister, but this is Pattaya.

At my visit there were about ten girls for three customers and two of them were on stage at any time.

A skinny one with horrible stretch marks was fully naked and an old balding one was topless in a transparent white skirt without pants. All the other ones were overdressed in white bikinis, some of them with black underwear. To say the truth, all girls were at least below average.

As usual there was no mamasan to be seen, which, by me, is not necessarily a bad thing.

Bottled Heineken is still 110 baht and they still offer a stapled lottery ticket with every drink.

The Las Vegas News counteracts the temporary closure of New Living Dolls so the GoGo count stays at 77.

 

1st June

  Nominations are Closed...

Oscars GoGo closes on Soi LK Metro
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oscars clsoed Oscars GoGo on Soi LK Metro closed at the end of May. The closure is permanent, at least until somebody else gives it a go.

The GoGo had been operating since December 2013.

The Pattaya GoGo count has now dropped to 77.

 

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