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by Rick G
No Staying Powers
My request for a draught beer seemed to cause some confusion. The
first girl didn't understand what I had asked for, so a second girl came
over and took my order. She returned a moment later, to tell me they had
run out of draught beer. This didn't seem like a good way to start the evening and as there
was nothing else to keep me there, I decided to leave and take may
thirst elsewhere. I will return in a week or two. Hopefully, the staff are more
organised by that stage. Dammed Good at Beavers
Beavers is one of the few table dancing clubs that seems to
work in my experience. I usually have some fun there, so I thought this
might be a good place to refuel before continuing my evenings
exploration. There were about a dozen girls, two or three good looking girls, and
about 7 or 8 customers. The uniform is an attractive red satin outfit,
with a short pleated skirt and a bikini top, rather clumsy platform
boots and knee length white stockings. The girls wore no panties but
none were topless. Then I saw there was one girl who was really hot. She had just
started her rotation. I watched as she danced at each table, a couple of
other girls approached me to chat, but I was so distracted by this
beauty, that they soon realised their efforts were in vain. I wanted to talk to this girl. I tried to make eye contact with her.
I waited my turn, she stepped onto my table. The guy on the other side
of the table, got her attention and was having fun interacting with her,
he gave her money three times in the space of one song! I didn't get
much chance to interact with her. The song ended, and I held out a hand
to help her switch tables. I switched tables and moved to her table, to sit closer. I was being
watched, one guy gave me a thumbs up. I decided to try a different
approach. Instead of reaching out to her, I would try to get her to come
to me. I looked up at her, and talked to her. She couldn't hear what I
was saying, so she bent down, to hear what I was saying. She stopped dancing, we chatted for a few minutes, I soon realised
there was a connection here. This girl could hold a conversation! I was
fascinated. I offered to buy her a drink. When it came she downed it in one gulp
(tequila) then asked if she could join me (YEESSSS !!). At this point
the other guys looked on, with interest. She turned to one of them and
rebuked him. You forgot me!, she said. He smiled and shrugged his
shoulders. She came and sat next to me. We chatted and chatted, she told me how
she used to work in a beer bar, and was very shy. Now she felt quite
uninhibited and was proud of her magnificent body. She lifted up her
skirt and proudly revealed her shaven pleasure passage, a bald beaver! I was suddenly aware that the other men in the room were watching our
little t?e-?t?e. Suddenly one of the guys got up and walked over towards
us. He smiled and shook my hand, as if to say, I wanted this girl but I
see you have her attention. He turned and walked out of the bar. I was really interested in this girl. I asked if I could bar fine
her. She said it was too late tonight (it was after 1:30 am). She
explained that her 16 month old son lived with her and she had to be
back by 3 am, so her sister could go home. Wow, I was disappointed and impressed at the same time. Here's a Thai
girl go-go dancer who hasn't taken the easy route and dumped her child
on her parents. I know it's not easy for these girls when they're
separated from their kids, but it seems to be a standard procedure for
most of them. This girl had decided her child was important enough to
arrange for a child minder to baby-sit her son every day, when she went
to work, so she could always be with him. This was turning out to be one
very interesting girl. She promised to arrange for her sister to stay over the next night,
so I could bar fine her. I await this evening's events with great
anticipation! Draft Beer Bt 55, Lady drinks Bt 120, Bar Fine Bt 600. by Rick G I am in the process of reviewing the go-go bars which make up my top
ten list. It is almost a year since I drew up my list, and with so many
great new clubs like Baccara and Iron Club, and some clubs
changing hands, it seemed like it was time to decide which clubs will
stay and which ones will get bumped by some of the newer clubs. I had decided to visit SuperGirl on Soi Diamond, one of my old
favourites even if the girls are not so friendly. As I was approaching
SuperGirl, a tour group of about 30 Asian men was being herded into the
club. I decided this was not a good time to check it out, and thought I
would go visit SuperBaby as its surrogate, just across the
street. Same owners, same style, haven't been there for a while, it's
time I stopped by for another visit. Super Excuses at Super Baby
This girl was not only hot, she was sweet and friendly too. I had
just established that she was a local girl from Chonburi, pale skinned
and exquisite, she had worked at SuperBaby for four months and had a 3
year old son. I was just about to enquire whether her magnificent
breasts were completely real, when she started to clutch her stomach and
say she was hungry. I thought maybe she was going to suggest I bar fine
her and we go get something to eat. But no, she indicated she had her
own food, and she disappeared to go fill up, leaving her drink almost
untouched. She reappeared just in time to start her dance cycle on stage. I
counted the songs, .. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ten songs! this is ridiculous! I
am not a patient man, but this girl seemed worth waiting for. She had
been on stage for over 30 mins. Finally she collected her bikini top,
and headed off stage. But she disappeared in the crowd. I was surprised
to see she was sitting with some other guys. I waited for a few more
minutes, I waved to her to come join me, but she ignored me. I called
over the mamasang, and explained the story. She spoke to her and got
some story about thinking I didn't want her to sit with me. I protested
that I was not going to pay for a lady drink for less than 5 mins of
companionship, even with a hot girl, then kept waiting for 40 mins just
to be dumped. Without a moments hesitation she pulled the second slip
from the bin and told me I didn't have to pay for the lady drink. I paid
up and made a hasty exit. This behaviour is very unusual. There is a kind of agreement that the
girl will sit with you till she has finished her drink. To walk away
without finishing a drink is a broken promise, that gets go-go dancers
and the club a bad name. Beer is Bt 120 a bottle, no cheap draught beer at SuperBaby. Lady
drinks are also Bt 120. Super Fun at Windmill Club
I stepped inside, and felt like I was intruding on someone else's
orgy. Windmill re-defined raunchy and interactive some years ago, and
most other clubs have been trying to catch up ever since. Well tonight
Windmill was clearly way out in front again. This was friendly, raunchy
and interactive like you have never seen before. Girls were running
around in various stages of undress offering various parts of their
anatomy to anyone who was in the mood to interact. And tonight everyone
was interacting. For most of the time I was there, there were only a few
girls on stage. Meanwhile, there were more than 20 girls creating their
own kind of fun with guys in various parts of the club. At one point
some of the hostesses stripped off and got up on stage to make up the
numbers. By the way, the dance cycle at Windmill is only 4 songs. Windmill doesn't have the hottest girls on the street, but it does
have the friendliest, most fun girls you will find just about anywhere.
At most other clubs, girls will introduce themselves by holding out
their hand. At Windmill, the girls will approach you, pull aside their
bra and offer one or both breasts for you to fondle, or else will
approach butt first, skirt raised to engage in some rhythmic gyration. At around 2 am, several western couples wandered in, and sat down.
After a few minutes in Windmill, even the stern looking elderly matrons
were smiling from ear to ear. Once inside Windmill, all this debauchery
seems like the most natural thing in the world. If you're feeling
inhibited or a little stressed step inside Windmill for an instant cure! Windmill has draught beer at Bt 75. The best value for money in town,
considering the entertainment! Lady drinks are Bt 120.
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll Started off with a stroll down the Coconut Bar around 8.00 o'clock as
it was still fairly early for the Go-Go's, couldn't believe just how
many ladies were advertising their wares on the prom, along with various
irons and ladyboys, drug pushers and hustlers off all kinds
thronged the pavements, a gentle evening stroll along the promenade must
be a real culture shock to the new tourist to Pattaya. Of course, the
majority of the Beach Road Freelancers rate fairly highly on the
skankometer, but there are one or two pearls to be found amongst the
swine, given the proviso that my night vision is not what it once was.
Mr Love Pants
Secrets is what it is, a sort of Cheers style Bar where
everyone knows your name and was busy as always, a very successful
business concept, perhaps partly, but not singularly due to the
ubiquitous and gregarious Manager Larry, though last night I felt
the Mamasan was a bit hasty in trying to thrust a girl at me for
company, actually before I had even got my first beer, that may be
fine for a shy newbie, but I like to take my time and actually
select a cutie to sit with me, it's a minor irritation, but I guess it
worked, as I felt obliged to buy a lady drink and swap idle
where you come from,' 'what's your name' style crap until I
could beat a retreat. You'll See Glimpses
After my first bottle of Heineken I purloined both another drink and
a pretty hostess, not my first choice, who I have mentioned in previous
reports, as she was busy with an oriental gentleman, but pretty enough
none the less, and we were soon joined by a real busty, sexy looking
hostess with braided hair, who smothered me with kisses whilst berating
me for not having spent time with her for four years, she used to be a
fuck buddy from her Soi 8 days, and very good at her job she is too, I
actually recall that it was a night four years ago, with her and a
friend back at my place that finally persuaded me to go for the single
girlfriend route, having two gorgeous rampant girls in my bed until 4
a.m. in the morning is not conducive to a life of working in Fun Town, I
couldn't handle the pace! I suitably apologized to her, explaining about
my four year loyalty to my lovely mia noi, but whoa, I was sorely
tempted to re-acquaint myself with her very ample mammaries and fit
body! So, I spent a pleasant hour or so in their company, very relaxing
in comparison to my last port of call, of course I bought lady drinks
and tipped them both when I left, but that's fine because it was my
choice. I did have a look around on my way out, and there was some pretty
fine looking girls dancing in actual fact, and although the Bar was
fairly busy, it doesn't seem to be popular amongst the locals doing
their nightly crawls, no problem with that, all the better for me, a
solid 9/10 in my humble opinion! I Want To Be Straight"
I have read that the layout is not conducive to sitting in comfort,
and I have to agree, having been trodden on a couple of times while
people passed by, but it makes good use of the limited space and sort of
opens out the further back you go near to the now standard Jacuzzi areas
where girls were soaping each other and whipping buttocks with gay
abandon. It's pretty smart inside the Club, though the quality of
dancing girls left a little to be desired, but it is early days and
there is time for it to get better, a sprinkling of beauties though, not
all farm fresh awkward shufflers, and the Tequila girl was to die for.
I had a girl target me pretty quickly, I put that down to my
beautiful new Hawaiian shirt rather than my visage, so I humoured her
for a while until she went to dance/shuffle and finished my beer and
made my escape, as her conversation was sadly lacking, must have been
new to the scene. Can't remember the drink price, I think around 125
Baht for the bottle, reasonable enough for Walking Street, but currently
I could only award a 7/10 due to the standard of girls, but I will give
it another try next time, I liked the décor. Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3
Wotabunch! The Club was absolutely chockers, virtually standing room
only, and I had to make my way back to the Jacuzzi areas before I could
squeeze myself onto a stool. If you think being trodden on is a
potential hazard in the Iron Club, then you wouldn't like Airport
one bit! It was so compressed in there wedged between the wall and the
first Jacuzzi, it was almost uncomfortable, but I didn't give a flying
f**k, there were so many naked girls squeezing past me that I managed to
cop a feel of more naked, tight ass in an hour than a Catholic Priest
gets in a lifetime! I feel I have to mention one of the Jacuzzi girls,
simply the largest pair of natural tits on a Thai girl I have seen in
years. Everyone was having a riotous time in there, with the exception of
one white haired elderly falang woman sat near the second
Jacuzzi, who clearly had been dragged into the Club kicking and
screaming, and was not shy of letting everyone around her know of her
disgust with the whole thing. Now, if your reading this, and you were
the total f**kwit responsible for bringing this woman into the Club, go
kill yourself in shame, that sort of thing really gets my goat, nothing
against white women, I've seen plenty of sexy Russian girls getting off
on the Go-Go scene, but keep the miserable, unhappy, sexually repressed
pale monsters well clear of me when I am out on the razzle in Fun
Town. Actually, sat right beside me were a right couple of foreign
queens, right down to the tight V-neck white T-shirts, and wearing
cravats for chrissakes, but even they were having a ball being jumped on
by the girls. The girls here last night were just simply awesome, the
dancers, the show girls, the service girls, Hello girls and all, if you
can just block out the awful, loud car alarm music played in there, it's
the hottest joint in town, and I wouldn't hesitate to bring a newbie
into here for his first taste of life Pattaya style, I think it would be
enough to make him faint, even the Pope would have a ball here right
now, I just wish I had more time to be a regular visitor here. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
Another girl on the platform next to the Jacuzzi was rubbing her
pussy up rigorously again a chrome pole, there were wet foam truncheons
being smacked against naked flesh with reckless abandon, there were
gorgeous, skimpy uniform clad girls gyrating on stage, total
bacchanalia, if I die, please place my ashes in an urn on the window
shelf right here opposite the Jacuzzi's, so I can enjoy the deliciously
decadent, debauched scene for all eternity. There is really no other
option available to me than to give this place a 10/10 based on last
night. Where's the Party?
Handsome
Really Glad You Came Well, I only had time for a couple more bottles in here enjoying both
the beauty and bare flesh in display as I had to head off home before I
turned back in to a pumpkin, but overall a very enjoyable night out,
still an awful lot of stunningly beautiful girls around town, and I only
managed to visit a fraction of the Go-Go's available, plus I have never
even been to the late night Clubs and Disco's in town, where allegedly
the most beautiful girls of Pattaya hang out, Airport is just
currently incredible, and Beach Club and Gentlemen's Club
run it pretty close right now. Razzle In My Pocket Final thoughts from the night? Well, recession, what recession for
one? I only selected a few places due to time restraints, but every one
of them was either busy or actually heaving with customers, and this is
still the Low Season, so don't listen to all the keyboard warrior
exponents of doom predicting the end of Pattaya as a fun place to be, a
night out here is still one of the Greatest Shows on Earth. I
didn't exactly do as I intended to, to see new places, but that's a
night out in Pattaya in a nutshell, very hard to make firm plans, maybe
next time around! There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards *Note to Bill Gates, you may be one of the richest guys in the world,
but I am starting to get mighty pissed off with your American English
spell check trying to correct my Queen's English!
And for tonight's musical interlude, in keeping with New Boots &
Panties and in dedication to my' mia noi' who frankly is not at her best
in the mornings and soundly sleeps like a dead person, no matter how
hard I try to wake her with my fun sized Mars Bar, I swear she
could sleep through an earthquake. Wake Up & Make Love With Me by
Ian Dury & The Blockheads I come awake You look so self-possessed Wake up and make love with me I come awake I'll go and get the post Wake up and make love with me Wake up and make love with me Until next time! Materialsman Based on
article
from
gizmodo.com
In Europe men will be able to print out this measuring tool, and
order exactly the size they need. Hopefully, someone will bring these
TheyFit condoms to the US.
15th March
2010
Powers of Attraction...
Rick G gives the new Powers Cub a try, but quickly falls back to an old favourite, Beavers
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I
decided to check out Powers, the new go-go bar above Champion
A Go-Go on Walking Street. There's an upper window where a couple of
coyote dancers provide some entertainment. There's a long stair case to
the upper floor and there's a pool table at the top of the stairs. The
main bar area is a large room that has several small stages. There is
comfortable white leather seating, some bar stools and a collection of
girls that looked a little disappointing. Surprisingly, there's nowhere
to put your drink next to the sofas.
I
negotiated the various impromptu entertainments that make Walking Street
so enjoyable at night and headed for the nearest go-go bar for some
refreshment. This happened to be Beavers, so I stepped inside.
1st March
2010
Super Night Out...
Friendships are fleeting at SuperBaby. Windmill is raunchier than ever
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I
got there about 11:30 pm, and the club was not very busy. About 10 or 11
girls on the centre stage and the shower / bath area at the back was
populated by four attractive girls, but no one seemed to notice. There
were some very cute girls on stage, some of the hottest on the street,
hardly a bad egg amongst them. A couple of 9's a bunch of 8's and the
rest better looking than the girls at an average go-go bar. As I sat
down, I looked into the eyes of one of the hottest girls in the club, I
smiled at her. To my astonishment, she smiled back. I picked myself up
off the floor and smiled at her again. She gave me another one of her
captivating smiles. I offered to buy her a drink, she didn't respond at
first. I repeated my request and she agreed.
I
walked out into the street, wondering if I should check out SuperGirl
on the opposite side of the street, when a very cute girl caught my eye.
She had gorgeous long black hair, she was wearing a tight black dress
and had the most beautiful long shapely legs. She was striding down Soi
Diamond in a determined fashion. I followed behind wondering where she
worked. She stopped outside Windmill to talk to one of the
welcome staff. As I approached, I realised she was one of the hostesses.
I said hello to her. She turned and as she recognised me, threw her arms
around me and gave me a big hug. Welcome to Windmill !
15th October
2009
New Boots and Panties Tour...
Materialsman checks out the new wares on Walking Street
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Thanks to Materialsman
Why
New Boots & Panties? Well, it was my intention to visit some of the
newer Go-Go's in town, or at least new to me, so there would be farm
fresh girls to see clad in brand new thigh high leather boots (stop it)
and new fresh bikini panties on view, and frankly New Kid's on the
Block Tour didn't conjure up the same alluring sexual vision in my
fevered mind, albeit if a vision of the late Ian Dury immediately sprang
to your mind, I guess that wouldn't exactly score highly on the old
woodometer either! It's been a while since I did a tour, but this
past week Mrs. Materialsman and Materialsman Junior have been visiting,
so once they had departed back to Rayong I needed a night of lusting
and perving to get me back to reality(?!?)
So
my first port of call was Secrets Bar on Soi 14, as it was still
too early for most Go-Go's. I quite like Secrets as a concept, and I am
a regular contributor to their website Forum, though I do consider they
charge like a wounded rhinoceros for my favoured bottled Heineken, thus
forcing me to drink the draft beer Tiger on my visits here, I don't have
a problem paying outrageous prices for a bottled beer in a Go-Go, where
there is acres of naked flesh on display, but I feel that in a Coyote
style Bar, the pricing in Club Blu or the Honeypot is more to my liking.
Talking of Coyote Bars, I clocked a large new Coyote Bar on Walking
Street, on the right, near the top end, but I didn't catch the name as I
was too busy perving at the Hello Girls outside, but it looked
quite smart and definitely on my list for the next tour of duty.
Having
escaped the clutches of my Velcro like companion, I headed to the
Beach Club, this of course was not part of my original New Boots
plan, but hey, this is Pattaya and it is hard to plan anything in this
town, often it's better to just go with the flow. I really like the
Beach Club, although I seldom look at the dancing girls displaying
their freshly shaven havens, not because I am shy or favour the
bushy bush look, I actually do prefer a bald or trimmed pussy,
it's just that I think this place has some of the most beautiful
hostesses in town so my gaze is always diverted to them, plus you can
actually sit quite comfortably on the sofas and enjoy the beer without
being hassled if that's what you prefer.
So,
back on track for my New Boots tour, and back into Walking Street
to the new Iron A Go-Go. This is recently opened and is situated
next to the popular Airport (more on that later) and has a
similar layout and some smartly dressed Hello girls outside, although
they don't really maintain the concept throughout the staff like
Airport. As discussed on various forums, the Club is unfortunately named
for some London based Brits, Irons being a word associated with
gays, in Cocker'nee rhyming slang, iron hoofs = poofs,
fortunately there are only women dancing here.
Having
mentioned Airport above, and being one of my current favourites,
I decided that as it was conveniently placed right next door and I
wouldn't require the services of Sherpa Tensing and his hardy crew to
help me navigate my course that would be the next destination. I have
read on Forums that Airport is too loud, too expensive, too
small, but f**k me sideways, they are doing something right, and those
stewardess uniforms are something else, I love the way they appear to
have a sort of colour ranking with the uniforms, from the beautiful blue
of the stunning Hello girls and some service girls, there are also white
uniforms, red ones, and I even spotted one lady in a black suited get
up, very, very sexy in my view, and I am known amongst my peers as an
incorrigible pervert of the highest order, with a known predilection for
schoolgirl uniforms, but this stewardess concept done Airport Club
style blows that right out of the water, even the naked Jacuzzi girls
maintain tiny parts of the uniform.
Back
on track for the New Boots part, I stumbled up Soi Diamond
heading towards the Gentlemen's Club just on your left as you
enter the narrow part of the Soi. This is not a new club per se, but
this was to be my first visit there. First impression upon entering was
that it was much smaller than I had imagined, and by the impression
given by the website, but what it lost in size it more than made up with
the quality of the dancing girls on the night. There were probably only
ten girls onstage and as many again scattered around sat with customers,
but of very high rating in beauty, I would have to award this place a
9/10 based solely on the girls I saw last night, they looked stunning
attired in quality, expensive red lingerie style bikinis. There is also
a VIP style room upstairs available for the princely sum of 500 Baht
with No Barfine as it proudly states on the displayed notice, but
I had no chance to take a look, there seemed to be a party in full
swing, I think I recognized the guy holding it, but no names, no pack
drill, discretion is the better part of valour*, and I expect the same
from people that know me personally when I am out on tour too. Anyway he
was having a great time of it swigging away from a bottle of champagne
and keeping the girls suitably lubricated, I declined the pig on a
spit offered to me, I had started off the evening with a Mutton
Masala, which is perhaps not the seasoned monger's meal of choice before
setting off on a Walking Street Tour, and it was beginning to rumble
merrily away in the pit of my stomach. So I had a couple or three beers
here and very much added Gentlemen's Club to my Favourites list
for future perambulations.
Well,
time was closing in on me, as you know I have to earn a crust here to
finance my lotus eater lifestyle, so only time to hit one more
place before stumps, so again I fell back, or should that be up, on one
of my favourites, Heavens Above. Once more it didn't disappoint
me, some honey's here as always, they seemed to be having some sort of
Daisy Duke thing going amongst the staff, you know the look, tiny
denim shorts, check shirts tied at the waist, straw hats etc. and very
nice it looked too! I know some of the show girls here have a reputation
of bad attitude, but frankly I have never had a problem with any
girl from here, maybe through my very persona, I dress reasonably well,
I'm not a complete' fugly', and I treat the girls in my company well.
Hey, maybe I have become a member of the Heavens Above clique
that some guys whisper darkly of, that's an amusing thought, I've always
held on to the Groucho Marx mindset towards belonging to clubs and
cliques.
Wake
Up & Make Love With Me
With a gift for womankind
You're still asleep
But the gift don't seem to mind
Rise on this occasion
Halfway up your back
Sliding down your body
Touching your behind
I won't disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you
I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love
In a horny morning mood
And have a proper wriggle
In the naughty naked nude
Roll against your body
Get me where you want me
What happens next is private
It's also very rude
And make some tea and toast
You have another sleep, love
It's me that needs it most
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you
I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
Wake up and make love
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up
6th October
2009
Do You Measure Up?...
Properly fitting condoms
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See also
condom fitting kit [pdf]
Using
a condom that is not suited for your penis increases the possibilities
of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of
sexually transmitted infections, or unwanted pregnancies.
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