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3rd July

  No Tiers of Joy...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Champagne
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  champagne sign Some people seem to be dreaming of Soi LK Metro as a second Walking Street...Not me.

I do not often go there, mainly because of the motorbikes parked everywhere around and the food carts and the mobile shoe sellers, but more still for fear of being run over by a motorbike.

Champagne A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro is still a double shophouse and its neighbour Club Malibu, also a double shophouse, is still closed, but it does have Champagne signs on its façade now.

The layout of Champagne A-GoGo is still basically the same: a (too) narrow central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides.

I have never been a big fan of double-tier bench seating: I feel uncomfortable on the upper benches and I feel uncomfortable on the lower benches.

The line of reasoning that it seats more customer bums cuts no ice: the punters are more spread and the empty space, especially on the upper benches, serves as a hiding place for the girls.

During my visit there were lots of dancers and waitresses and about a dozen customers.

The dancers went on stage in teams of ten. They were a mix of coyotes clad in denim outfits and girls in red bikinis in the most diverse shapes and sizes, with some huge tops and the bottoms varying from strings with a fantasy metal chain between the buttocks to old-fashioned swimming trunks . Many of them were in their thirties and forties and average at best: ugly faces, ridiculous silicone balloons, nasty tattoos and lots of pot bellies.

I did not see topless dancers. The only nudity I saw were a team of two naked dancers and the two or three girls soaping in a big elevated transparent box.

There was also a short act by a pole dance performer.

On the television screen Japanese adult cartoons were shown.

The girls at Champagne A-GoGo were not pushy at all for lady drinks. Perhaps they do not want to hassle expats and cheap charlies. In that case there must have been expats and cheap charlies only.

Bottled Heineken still 120 baht.


2nd July

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews
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Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Soi LK Metro/Soi Buakhao

I popped into Sugar Sugar on Saturday night, it was very lively.

Mostly Coyote dancers but very attractive Girls.

With very good atmosphere and friendly staff.

Paradise sign 2014 Paradise on LK Metro

I popped into Paradise club on the same night, it was very quiet.

Some attractive topless girls but there is no interaction between punters and girls unless the girls know you. So no atmosphere.

One to have a quick drink and leave.

World Wide stage World Wide on Beach Road

I visited Worldwide Ago-go on Tuesday night,

It is the worst ago-go in Pattaya. Don't waste a second of your life by entering it.


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Ladyboys Susan Aldous ebook I guess that about a third of all Dark Side bars employ ladyboys (usually one or two).

I have never understood the rationale (if any) behind such a business decision. I have no problem with ladyboys per se, but I think it would be better to have specialised ladyboy gogos and bars.

AFAIK the following Dark Side bars have (or at least have had at some point in time) ladyboys:

  • Angel Bar Beer
  • Bamboo Bar, now Angels Place
  • The Bird Cage
  • Dao Bar/Cafe
  • The Duke's Lounge
  • Jungo Bar
  • Kayak Bar
  • KiK
  • Mac's Bar
  • Mermaid Bar Beer
  • Michel (or: Michelle) Happy Bar
  • Moon Light Bar Beer (reopened)
  • Peet Bar
  • Pussy Cat Bar Beer
  • Saxo Bar
  • Top Cool Retreat
  • USABAR (probably closed)


22nd June

  Love and Destiny...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lady Love and Destiny
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  Lady Love I popped by Soi LK Metro on Saturday night.

Lady Love

There were topless and coyote dancers, mostly attractive.

There were Naked Girls in the bath, who were also attractive.

The music was ok and a good atmosphere.


There were 3 groups of 6 dancers, all topless, wearing black knickers, all attractive and only 1 fatty.

Not many punters, the staff were all friendly,

Music was ok, not too loud.


19th June

  Short Time Decline...

An update from the Ban Chang bar scene
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candy bar ban chang The Ban Chang strip is no longer worth the effort to get there.

Rumours Pub & Grill is still closed.

Between Beaver Bar and Bottoms Up Bar a small Candy Bar 2 has opened, which happened to be empty.

You & Me Bar has become Sunshine Bar.

Mama's Pub has closed.

Star Bar has become Ram Inn.

All bars in the side soi ( Dear Friends Bar, Lovely Bar and Happy Beer Bar 2 ) have closed.

Except for Star Bar having become Ram Inn, the website does not reflect recent changes.

Most bars seem to have ceased offering ST rooms, perhaps under police pressure.

The bars on the Ban Chang strip do not awake earlier than 4 to 5 p.m. and that means that the girls are sitting outside, performing their most important activity: eating .

The quality and quantity of the girls seem to be constantly dwindling.

Nevertheless, I was quoted 1,500 baht ST by an old fatty.

If you happen to see something decent on a terrace, the odds are:

  1. She is the cashier.

  2. She is the mamasan.

  3. She is the female owner.

  4. She is the owner's wife.

  5. She has men (menstruation).

  6. It is a ladyboy.

  7. She is a virgin.

Believe it or not, at Farang Bar a very shy 19-year-old spinner from Bangkok named Ice said she wanted to earn some money to support her mama and to finance her studies at university. She was adamant that she had never had sex in her life, not with a Thai boy, not with a farang and that she did not want to lose her virginity. Her colleagues said she had turned down an offer of 10,000 baht for her cherry. Personally I would never pay over the odds for a completely inexperienced girl, but that is me. What I wonder is why someone like Ice (What is in a name ?) would want to work in a red-light district.

For those who have never been to Ban Chang:

After dark a baby elephant and its mahout are roaming the strip . The pachyderm has no front lights, but it does have a rear light, tied to its tail.


19th June

 Updated: Well Dressed...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gentlemen's Club
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gentlemens club Gentlemen's Club on Soi Diamond has indeed reopened.

At first sight the interior has remained unchanged.

A quota of 80% coyotes seems to be becoming a bad habit at re-openings of second-rate and third-rate gogos.

There was a team of 6 or 7 dancers in black string bikinis, who towards the end of their dance stint took of their tops. Several of them were wearing black transparent camisoles; only one could be considered as above average.

There were also two teams of about 12 sub average coyotes clad in white. Most of them were wearing double and triple tops and bottoms. Some very huge tops, some white camisoles and even some white T-shirts.

There were two or three other customers, but when I left I appeared to be the last one.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, Corona 200 baht, lady drinks 140 baht, model showgirl drinks 180 baht.

Update: News from Soi Diamond

On the door next to The Windmill Club A-GoGo, where the stairs to Tramps A-GoGo used to be, is a big sign in Thai language.

When I was dining across the soi at Swiss Food, one of my favourite restaurants, I saw a couple leaving The Windmill Club and entering that door next to it. I am wondering now if there are ST rooms at the previous location of Tramps or if there are plans to revive Tramps as a gogo.

Swiss House restaurant on Soi Diamond (not to be confused with Swiss Food on the same soi) has been closed since the beginning of June 2015 and the furniture has disappeared. At the window is a sign now FOR RENT/SALE .


10th June

  Dreaming of nude dancing...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Maxine's Club
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maxines On Soi Diamond, at the previous location of Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo, Maxine's Club A-GoGo has opened.

The interior has remained unchanged, apart from a complex chrome pole structure on the square stage.

The lighting was fine, but the music was a disaster.

There were many "girls", but the average quality was very poor, even compared to other recent openings. There are just way to many "gogos" in Pattaya en by far not enough "talent" to fill them.

More than 80 % of the dancers at Maxine's Club A-GoGo were "coyotes", some of them with a transparent camisole over their outfit.  I also saw some dancers in bikinis with transparent négligés and transparent camisoles.

The dancers went on stage in teams of eight to ten.

I was told that the bikini dancers would drop their tops on stage, but when a third team of coyotes went on stage I could not be arsed to stay any longer.

Barfine was 1,000 baht with even the ugliest "girls" expecting 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT.

Among the waitresses were some tomboys; also some male waiters. There were lots of staff, but hardly some customers and they did not stay long.

BEWARE: lady drinks 200 baht.

BEWARE: automatic tipping, small change is not returned.

Usually I tip, but I hate it when they take it for granted: it should be MY decision, not THEIRS.

Bottled Heineken 145 baht, no (promotion for) draught beer.

Correction: Note that a previous version of the review suggested that the bar was associated with Sweethearts A-GoGo. This is not the case, there is no such connection.


8th June

  Gushing praise...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Naam Bar
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Walking Street Naam Bar is an open single-shophouse bar on Walking Street between Best Bar and Harem A Go Go.

The bar has just very recently been revamped. It is still owned by Naam and her partner Roger. Great place to relax and enjoy Walking Street. 

More seating has been added on the street level with the actual bar having been moved upstairs. A new VIP lounge has been installed next to the bar on the first floor should you wish to retire from the hectic goings on in Walking Street.

You are always made very welcome at Naambar and the girls will serve you popcorn & peanuts once you have managed to seat yourself and ordered a drink. A fresh ice cold towel is also given to you to cool yourself down with and there is a large TV to watch if Walking Street is not what you want to look at.

There are new girls working at Naambar and they are all friendly and it does not take you long to get to know them, but they are not pushy, so you can actually have a great time and relax.

A great bar to have a really good time and once you have spent some time there, you will go back. The guys from South Africa can't wait to visit again.


6th June

  A Good Evening Out...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girl
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Super Girl I popped into Super Girl Friday night,

There were Bikini, topless and nude Dancers ,all of them Attractive,

There were 4 Girls from Spicy Girls and 2 from Living Dolls one, both ago-go's closed at the moment,

There was lots of interaction between Girls and Punters, Girls shaking their beautiful bums in your face and more. In fact I ran out of 20's.

Short time is 1500 baht.

Definitely one for a good evening out.

Apparently Spicy Girls has gone bust, the Girls were not paid last month.

Living Dolls One is shut for refurbishment for 1 month, which seems a long time?


4th June

  Gambling on Reopening...

Las Vegas, Dream Club, Living Dolls One and Malibu
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las vegas ii In Pattaya it is extremely quiet now.

At least half of the people on Walking Street now are flocks strolling behind a guide with a flag.

Not many traditional punters if you ask me.

Living Dolls 1 A-GoGo on Walking Street opposite Happy A-GoGo has closed and it looks as if the builders are in.

Believe it or not, I have been told that Dream Club A-GoGo on Soi Diamond will reopen on Monday 8th June 2015.

The rumour has resurfaced that Champagne A-GoGo and Club Malibu on Soi LK Metro are going to become one mega gogo.

Las Vegas II GoGo on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) has reopened.

I was told that they have been closed during one week for refurbishments, but I noticed not the slightest change.

In the toilets was still a sign for sale (in English) with a telephone number. On the floor of the toilets was an empty Cialis blister, but this is Pattaya.

At my visit there were about ten girls for three customers and two of them were on stage at any time.

A skinny one with horrible stretch marks was fully naked and an old balding one was topless in a transparent white skirt without pants. All the other ones were overdressed in white bikinis, some of them with black underwear. To say the truth, all girls were at least below average.

As usual there was no mamasan to be seen, which, by me, is not necessarily a bad thing.

Bottled Heineken is still 110 baht and they still offer a stapled lottery ticket with every drink.

The Las Vegas News counteracts the temporary closure of New Living Dolls so the GoGo count stays at 77.


25th May

  Prices up but better girls...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: The Glass house
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glass house The Glass House A-GoGo is located on central Walking Street.

I was told that the barfine before midnight is 1500 baht. It was 800 baht 1.5 years ago, what gives? After midnight the barfine is lowered to 1000 baht. Still too much imo.

But that is only the icing on top of the cake. Girls ask for upwards of 5000 baht for long time, if I recall correctly it was actually 5500 for long time and 3000 something for short time... You could get so many beach road hotties for that much money. 

Drinks are really expensive, seemed like everything was fixed around 150 baht.

I walked in at 21.45 On may 25th and my bill was numbered 7 . The bar was not crowded at all. I think they are trying to make up for the lack of customers by overcharging everything.

I stayed inside for around an hour and during that time almost nobody came in. Also, this bar has changed a lot in the past 1.5 years. The entire cast of dancers have been replaced with a nicer looking bunch. And the amount of dancers have been increased as well. The staff doesn't pressure you into buying drinks like they used to do in the past and neither do the girls.



21st May

  Tame Viper...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Viper Gentlemen's Lounge
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viper front On the lower end of Soi Phratamnak Soi 4, where Sapphire Lodge used to be, Viper Bar has opened.

Not much has changed apart from the swimming pool (belonging to the adjacent guesthouse) not longer being accessible and the toilets having been refurbished (at a different place if my memory serves me well).

During my visit it was really tame with a number of plain average coyotes showing very little gusto. One or two of them would climb the high table with the chrome poles and start moving slightly, not actually dancing.

One more boring gentlemen's club .

Barfine (room included) 350 baht, the coyotes expecting 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT and apparently not wanting to budge to less.

Some waitresses were looking not too bad and were available ... at the same tariff.

Bottled Heineken 79 baht (happy hour), lady drinks 125 baht.


9th May

  More and more like a GoGo...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: White Room
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white room White Room on Soi LK Metro is styling itself more and more as a gogo.

They have put curtains at the street side and there is even a bell ringer's bell. Everything is cheaply made, not different from Kaos A-GoGo, also on Soi LK Metro.

In the middle is a rectangular stage with four chrome poles on it, which are nearly reaching the ceiling. Along the side walls are narrow ledges for the drinks and check bins and high office-style swivel chairs. On the right-hand side before the toilet, where the counter used to be, is now a standard-dimensions bath. The counter is at the rear left now.

Although it is only a single-shophouse unit it feels less cramped than Kaos A-GoGo, perhaps due to the pale colour paint.

I cannot remember the music, so it must have been unobtrusive.

There were about a dozen overdressed and mostly rather chubby girls, some of them outside. They were wearing big double tops and big double bottoms in various styles: coyote, beachwear, black camisole sets, etc. Three or four of them were on stage at any time.

There was also a girl in white underwear and a white camisole soaping in the bath. No nudity.

I did not see a mamasan, only a waitress.

There were not too many customers, but the girls were a friendly bunch who liked to mix up with the customers. They were more than happy to show their intimate parts for a twenty-baht note. Most of them had cleanly shaven armpits, but full-grown beavers.

Barfine 600 baht with the girls expecting 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT, a bit steep for the quality on offer. Two hours in-house fun with one girl 2,000 baht all-inclusive.

All bottled beers 100 baht, lady drinks 125 baht.


5th May

  Not yet electrifying...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Electric Blue
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electric blue pattaya On Soi 15, at the previous location of Private Dancer A-GoGo, Club Electric Blue A-GoGo has opened.

Some days ago the music was so blaring that I could not be bothered to enter, but this time the noise level was acceptable.

The mattress and Jacuzzi have disappeared. There are now two stages with chrome poles, left and right, and fixed high tables with bar stools in between.  Along the front wall and side walls is still bench seating.

Most of the dancers were clad in too big knotted or buttoned white tops and pleated tartan skirts in different colours.  Some (but not all) were wearing bras under their tops and some were wearing pants or strings, whereas some others "went commando" (if that can be said of a girl). Only two or three bared their bosom on stage.

A number of dancers were clad in huge white stretch bikinis with or without underwear, some of them revealing their camel toe. Three or four dancers in black lingerie went topless and bottomless on stage.

All dancers went on and off stage "en masse" and most of them stayed at the same place all the time without moving around.  Most of the dancers were chubby to overweight.

About all the waitresses were fatties, but as much as I hate fat dancers, I like to hug a fat waitress from time to time.

There were some customers, but it was far from crowded and the girls were all but proactive.

Draught beer 90 baht, bottled beers 150 baht, lady drinks 160 baht. I think there are some special offers during happy hour (8 p.m. to 10 p.m.), such as buy one Leo, get one free. Anyway, I do not drink Leo and I usually leave after drinking one beer.

Club Electric Blue appears to have a website, , but it looks a bit dated and virtually only about the Patpong branch in Bangkok.


4th May

  Noses Down...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire Club
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Sapphire Club frontage I popped into Sapphire Club Sunday Evening. It was very lively

There were over 80 Coyote Dancers and 2 topless Dancers but the big difference is you now get interaction from the Girls with punters. No more nose in the air and look away. I was surrounded by 3 Girls. And also had Girls on stage smiling and talking to me, much better,

A very mixed bunch some stunners and some who look like they eat 3 shredded wheat for breakfast.

They have a new Manager, Brian from Sweethearts

A good evening.


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