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17th April

  The Best Bargain on the Dark Side...

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Butterfly Bar
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Butterfly Bar sign Butterfly Bar off Soi Siam Country Club is still surviving, but very quiet.

When I arrived there were two other customers. There were a couple of oldies and a blonde 22-year-old spinner, Tanya. She had a minimal bosom, a slim body and a very good shape, although she had borne two babies. She was a good girl who did not smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol. She did not have tattoos, but she did have a navel piercing. As she had visited her family and not boom-boom for several days, she was very horny.

She told me she had worked at Superbaby/Supergirl on Soi Diamond for two days, but, although she met the physical requirements to work there, she hated the pressure to have to go with any customer. Even if Thai bargirls are technically prostitutes , the majority of them are self-confident and choosy, not wanting to be intimate with somebody they do not like.

Apart from junkies et al., also not many girls will want to work for a service were they are picked from a website or from a photo album. I can understand this very well as I myself have never used a home delivery service such as The Devil's Den on Soi LK Metro and I doubt very strongly if I ever will.

Tanya's tariff was the usual 1,000 baht ST.

The background music at Butterfly Bar was unobtrusive.

Barfine is still 220 baht, room included, probably the best bargain on the Dark Side.

Bottled Heineken still 80 baht and also lady drinks still 80 baht.


12th April

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Passion Gentlemen's Club
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passion gentlements club Some weeks ago a new gentlemen's club has opened in Jomtien: Passion.

When heading from Pattaya to Jomtien via Thappraya Road, turn left at the golden Hanuman (Hindu monkey god) statue instead of proceeding to Jomtien Second Road or turning right towards Jomtien Beach Road.

jomtien palace village Follow this worn-out soi deep into Jomtien Palace Village (some huge houses, but strange enough no security guards) and, near the end, turn right into Soi i (9th character of the alphabet). Do not mind the sign at the entrance of Jomtien Palace Village. Passion is located towards the end on the right-hand side of this Soi i with a big car park across the soi.

At the entrance of Passion was a bouncer. In the courtyard of the compound is a small, apparently unused swimming pool, with the toilets on the left-hand side and at the rear a rather spacious lounge with some flat screen televisions.

This lounge is very dark and it takes a while for your eyes to adjust. Around 2 p.m. it was already very busy with more than 10 punters and more than 20 working girls.

A 30-year-old shy girl with a loose black dress until halfway her calves, probably hiding her bodily imperfections, had worked at Endorphin on Walking Street (previously Club Abyzz), did not like boom-boom , but fancied she was worth 2,000 baht ST.

The 41-year-old mamasan, Lek, who was the partner of an Englishman and had worked at The (defunct) Lounge behind the car park on the corner of Phratamnak Road and Soi 3, looked sexier than most of the girls.

That being said, I have never realised that gentlemen's clubs hired mamasans and I also do not see what their added value can be as all working girls are unpaid freelancers on (small) commissions and doing business directly with the punters.

There seem to be swimming pool parties on Saturdays.

Barfine, room included, 350 baht.

Bottled Heineken was 60 baht during happy hour.


9th April

 Updated: Beware of Double Lady Drinks...


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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girl
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Super Girl Super Girl on Soi Diamond has indeed reopened, apparently under new management. The façade is still the same and the 'r' of Super has not yet been repaired.

The interior is still as worn out as before; only the bath and some smaller stages seem to have disappeared. The worn and torn fixed barstools have been covered with makeshift bags.

There were two teams of 5-7 dancers in black strings and black négligés , transparent tops or bras, who bared their bosoms after two or three songs. One of them was a long, skinny girl from Chiang Mai with matching (i.e. small) breasts and a huge tattoo between her shoulders, who had stuck pieces of tape, not real pasties , to her nipples.

There was also a team of 9-10 dancers in white bikinis, only one of them in a string and only two of them going topless. I did not see full nudity. Many had silicone enhanced breasts and several were rather chubby or fat.

The average quality of the girls was about the same as at the old Super Girl, but several notches lower than at the old Super Baby, that is before Super Baby absorbed the Super Girl fuglies.

There were never more than five customers (all farangs) at a time, apart from a guided group of 10-15 cigarette smoking male Asians, who on an order by their Leader had to leave before they could finish their beers.

BEWARE: single lady drinks 150 baht; double lady drinks 300 baht.

Most bottled beers 140 baht, Corona 190 baht.

Update: Good riddance

9th April 2015. Thanks to Ishi

It seems that the double lady drink option thankfully hasn't panned out for the bar, and it has now been struck off the drinks menu.


2nd April

  Super News...

Super Girl re-opens under new management
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Super Girl Super Girl re-opened on 1st April. They call it's pre-open and the grand opening day will be after Songkran. They have no connections with Super Baby so the format has been changed.

I visited at 11:30pm. The new management has removed 2 table stages and the runway of the center stage.

I counted 27 dancers organised in 3 teams on mamasan's board. Each team dances for 20 minutes.

Dancers are bottomless, topless (models) and bikini in whites. I didn't see any coyotes. I heard it's possible to take away all girls including models and PR outside. Bar Fines for ST are 700B (some are 800B), But it's impossible to take away for LT before midnight.

Draught Beer is 59B in Happy Hour (from 8pm to 9:30pm), 79B after 9:30pm. Bottled Heineken is 140B. Lady Drink is 150B.

So there are now 83 bars around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less


25th March

  Throw in a coin, make a wish, then make it come true upstairs...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: White Oyster
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black pearl 2 pool Despite its isolated location White Oyster Bar on Soi Chaiyapornwithi is still doing very well.

When I entered and went to the second area I was followed by 20-year-old Pim from Korat, who was a bit chubby to my taste, but who was also very sweet and had no children.

The swimming pool at the rear is in fact in the garden, but there is a makeshift roof of beach carpets over it.

Instead of a lady drink Pim asked me 200 baht for swimming and a couple of minutes later she came back wrapped in a towel with an ashtray with the equivalent of 200 baht in 5-baht and 10-baht coins. She would dive to pick up each coin I threw in the water. Some other customers did the same with their companions and in the end four girls were cavorting in the swimming pool in their birthday suits.

Barfine (convenient room included) 300 baht and 1,000 baht for the girl.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


18th March

  A Diamond Dream...

News of Diamond and Dream A-GoGo
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Diamond A-GoGo Last night Diamond A-GoGo on Soi Diamond looked very closed.

I am not really surprised, although I had expected that Cream or Dream, both also on Soi Diamond, would have fallen first.

If the closure were to prove permanent then the GoGo count would drop to 81.

Dream Club A-GoGo sign Dream Club A-GoGo on Soi Diamond has not at all improved since my last visit; only prices have gone up.

They are still solely relying upon 500-baht freelancers hired by the day, a recipe for disaster.

There were some 15-20 dancers, half of them on the proportionately big square stage. They were all clad in black, some topless and one in a camisole. I saw two or three strings and lots of huge tops and bottoms. The average quality of the girls was several notches lower than at neighbour Super Baby A-GoGo.

I did not see a mamasan in charge.

The barfine is a ridiculous 1,000 baht with expectancies of 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT.

There were not many, but very noisy customers.

Bottled Heineken was a steep 165 baht. My bill mentioned a free drink I did not get. (Perhaps the staff reused the bill). Anyway, I was not interested in staying for a second drink.


15th March


Pattaya Bar Reviews: Montana
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montana Since the closure of Thai Fun Club (all signs removed) and KIDS VIP (banner SALE on the closed gate), both on Soi Khopai Soi 10, the last remaining girlie bar in that area, Montana Bar and Lounge on Regional Land Road, is thriving.

On Wednesdays there is a non-mandatory buffet at 100 baht and on that occasion the curtained-off area with sofas and coffee tables left of the entrance door is open.

On each of my visits their line-up seemed to have improved.

The uniforms have been dropped however and replaced by plain clothes . One of the better looking girls is 35-year-old Kaan from Buriram, a mother of two who used to work at Billabong Bar on Soi LK Metro and who is slim with a nice modest bosom and an unshaven beaver. She did not have tattoos, but she did have a navel piercing. Her Thai boyfriend is a 23-year-old serviceman, whom she makes believe she only serves drinks.

The girls at Montana Bar and Lounge work in two shifts (one until 8 p.m. and one from 7 p.m. on) and are freelancers who are paid 300 baht per day for showing up. They also get 40 baht per 130-baht lady drink and 100 baht per barfine (300 baht in a curtained-off area and 400 baht in a room upstairs). They expect 500 baht for a BJ and 1,000 baht for FS.

The building is a double shophouse and each side still has its own stairwell. There are lots of rooms on several floors and the rooms are very spacious with en-suite bathrooms and lounges with sofas and a coffee table. I think this are the same rooms that are rented out at 690 baht per night.

Bottled Heineken at Montana Bar and Lounge is still 99 bath.


6th March

  Opening Kaos...

Chaotic openings and closings around Pattaya but an orderly opening at Kaos
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kaos front Tiger Club A-GoGo on Walking Street and Pe P é Club A-GoGo on Soi Arab (Soi 16) have been closed for several nights already.

On Soi LK Metro Club Malibu has indeed closed.

The best earners of Club Malibu have been transferred to sister gogo Champagne A-GoGo and the others can try their luck at the new Kaos venture, also on Soi LK Metro. Champagne A-GoGo is now operating two shifts: one from 5 p.m. until midnight and another one from 8.30 p.m. until 3 a.m.

Last Sunday night Oscars on Soi LK Metro was open again. Perhaps they had been closed because all dancers were barfined. (I noticed that also their sister bar Booze Lounge on Soi Buakhaow runs out of girls early.)

If I were a bar owner I would have kept the signs lit and left a minimal number of staff (greeters, waitresses) to tell visitors what was going on, or at least left a written message at the entrance. But I am not a bar owner and will never be one, for many reasons.

In the meantime Kaos A-GoGo has opened on Soi LK Metro at the previous location of the Belgian bar Mai Lu Si.

Unsurprisingly for those who follow internet forums it was very cramped with a cheap layout. The floor, walls, ceiling and bench seating on both sides were black with mirrors above the benches. The stages were white plastic boxes each with a pole of about 1.80 metres on them.

Two or three dancers were in white underwear, the others in white coyote outfits, sometimes combined with a white camisole. The average quality of the girls was very low, varying from 0 to 6 with the majority towards the bottom of that scale. I really had pity on the ugliest ones among them. I would not be surprised if some had come from the defunct Pe Pé Club A-GoGo.

No nudity.

Rumour has it on internet forums that this gogo was already for sale at 4 million baht even before it actually opened. That being said, Showgirls Entertainment Centre, also on Soi LK Metro, seems to be for sale at 55 million baht. I fear that there will always be buyers with more money than brains.

Bottled Heineken at Kaos A-GoGo was 120 baht, not the budget price of 100 baht as promised on internet forums.

I have found a new Google Map of Pattaya Gogos . [Hopefully close to locating the current total of 82 GoGo bars around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less].


28th February

  Shades of Bangkok...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spanky's
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Spanky's logo Spanky's on Soi Diamond is the Pattaya subsidiary of Spanky's on Nana Plaza (Sukhumvit Soi 4) in Bangkok.

The layout of Spanky's consists of a central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides.

The toilets are very cramped, only urinals; not a place to visit when you are suffering from acute diarrhoea. The lighting is satisfactory.

On the stage were seven to ten dancers at any time, half of them topless. They were clad in red strings, with or without matching tops. Several were wearing black underwear under their bottoms.

There was a topless girl in the shower cubicle who was saving on water. No full nudity.

On the positive side: there were no fatties and the girls ranged from 4 to 8.

There was a very high pressure from the dancers and from the waitresses to buy lady drinks. Beware of double and triple teaming .

There were only a couple of other customers and nobody stayed long.

That being said, some years ago (perhaps 2012), during the Songkran period, I have had a very satisfying LT experience with a girl from Spanky's at 1,000 baht only.

Bottled Heineken 155 baht, Bangkok price ?

In front of Spanky's is a sign in Japanese with the numbers 155 and 150 , referring to prices of bottled beers and lady drinks I guess.


20th February


Ban Chang Bar Reviews: Bamboo Club, Candy Bar
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candy bar ban chang Banchang Grand Hotel seems to be rather successful. When I arrived around 4 p.m., I was told I got the last room that was still available. At night it sometimes happens the car park is full, which is not a big issue as there is enough parking room on the road. Apparently they do not only cater for Asians as I also saw some farangs with golf bags there. The old man at the reception desk of Banchang Grand Hotel is always very polite and very helpful, unlike the reception girls at the Camel Pub.

I finally found Bamboo Club in Ban Chang.

It is not located on the Ban Chang strip , but at least five kilometres from there on a road parallel to the beach. When coming from Pattaya along Sukhumvit Road, instead of turning left into Soi Tessaban 25 at the traffic light just before kilometre marker 194, turn right into Soi Tessaban 42 at the next traffic light. Follow Soi Tessaban 42 always straight on (and under the railway bridge) for several kilometres until some 100 metres before the beach. At the last crossing turn left into Phayun Road and follow this road always straight on, past the Phayun Beach sign at Thanon Phayun Soi 12 and towards Nam Rin Beach.

On the left-hand side you will finally see the signs of Tommy's Bistro & Bar and Bamboo Club , two single shophouses with terraces in front, both apparently German owned. Note that on the Bamboo website the word staff is systematically replaced by stuff , probably no pun intended.

When I arrived, one ladyboy cashier and three fatties were eating outside. The fattest one of the bunch followed me inside. The interior is nicely laid out with a long bar and barstools on the right-hand side and a small stage on the left-hand side with two chrome poles on it and the wall behind it covered with bamboo, hence the name of the bar. Unsurprisingly I was the only customer and I wonder how they can survive at that location. Bottled Heineken 80 baht.

Unlike the Dark Side and most of Pattaya, the Ban Chang strip does have rather decent pavements.

The Ban Chang strip is not precisely a gourmet destination, for wining and dining that is. At the Camel Pub my vegetable soup at 120 baht consisted of a bowl of warmed up milk (perhaps diluted whipping cream) with typical British very big green garden peas and small hard pieces of corncob, cauliflower and other vegetables in it. My salmon at 345 baht was more than overdone and tasted like straw. My still water was a very decent 20 baht only.

This reminded me that, at my latest visit to Europe, I paid not less than 1.70 Euro for a small plastic bottle of Spa Reine (in Belgium an ordinary mineral water) at a newspaper stand (no tables, no chairs, no service) in Antwerp Central Station, often listed as one of the most beautiful railway stations in the world .

The double-shophouse Rumours Pub & Grill on the Ban Chang strip is still closed.

Beaver Bar always closes very early.

Good Time Bar is more often closed than open.

WARNING: at The L(a)ying Cow I saw a cashier, a waitress and a ladyboy and I was told that nobody was barfineable there and that they had no rooms.

At Candy Bar I found a 20-year old girl, Fon, who had started only two weeks ago. Although she spoke little English and had a full-grown beaver, she also had some tattoos and knew how to smoke . I doubt if she was really farm-fresh . Barfine plus room was 300 baht, ST 1,000 baht and LT 2,000 baht. Candy Bar appears to be owned by an old Filipino and his Thai wife. I had the impression that LT was discouraged although it was around closing time.

A couple of years ago I have had a very satisfying LT also with a 20-year old girl from Candy Bar. If my memory serves me well it was 700 baht ST and 1,000 baht LT at the time. My pension is not raised at the same pace.


19th February

  Pretty and Very Pretty...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Baby, Harem and Sweethearts
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Super Baby Super Baby on Soi Diamond.

I popped into Super Baby Tuesday night. 

Nearly all the Girls were topless and wearing chiffon skirts. Most of the Girls were pretty, some very pretty, only 1 oldie and 1 fatty, both kept smiling at me obviously.

There were attractive naked Girls in a bath at the back and there were also showgirls who stripped to nothing.

An enjoyable visit, The staff were very friendly, and the music was ok.

Bottled Beer at 130 baht

harem walking street Harem on Walking Street

I popped into Harem Club on the same evening.

It is very small with sofa style seating around tables.

The table dancers were mostly naked and mostly overweight aged around 30, but still attractive. The Girls were extremely friendly with their hands, luckily I'm not shy.

The music was deafeningly loud ,

Chang beer was on special at 85 baht, I couldn't read the bill but 1 Chang and 3 lady drinks came to 655 baht. (lady drinks 190 Baht each). There is nothing to make this gogo worth that sort of money. But you can't take it with you, can you?

I would probably go back, with ear plugs of course.

Sweetheart's A-GoGo on Walking Street

Sweetheart's A-GoGo sign Bad News. I popped into Sweethearts on Saturday and the girls were back wearing Bra and G-strings in red. Brian the Manager said it was just for valentines night. But when I went back on Tuesday, it was still the same except for white Bra and G-string, not as sexy as red or black.

Brian and the owner were not there, so I could not find out what was happening.

But it was very disappointing.


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