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22nd October

  A one gin palace...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Palace
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palace Palace A-Go-Go has opened on Walking Street, left of Sweetheart's A-GoGo (looking from the street).

Everything inside has a cheap look, from the stages to the lighting, to the DJ booth, to the toilets.

There are two rather broad, low central stages with a total of sixteen about two metres high chrome poles, not fixed to the ceiling.

Against the walls is mostly bench seating, but on the right-hand side are also some high tables and stools.

On the positive side: the lighting is bright enough.

The laminated drink menus are very similar to those at Shark, the defunct Tiger, Fahrenheit, Lighthouse, Mandarin Walking Street and Crazy House.

The dancers were uninteresting and average at best. They were clad in black coyote outfits. There were four or five of them on each stage and they were dancing very long dance stints. During the shift changes there were eight to ten on each stage for the duration of one song.

There were also some girls in bikinis (one in red, one in white and one in blue) hanging around, but it was not clear what their role was.

Not the slightest nudity.

The waitresses were friendly enough.

I saw a fat mamasan and a Thai boy manager.

As at many gogos the music was way too loud.

Around midnight there were only a couple of customers and this notwithstanding the fact this gogo opened just two days before.

Not a place to stay for more than one drink.

Draught beer 80 baht, bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 150 baht.


21st October

  Carousel... Sex Toys by Simply Pleasure
Gogos open and close and take a short break
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pe pe club Pe Pe Club on Soi Arab (Soi 16) re-opened on 20th October 2014

Moonlight A-GoGo didn't re-open on Soi 16, despite promises from the bar that it would re-opem on 14th October.

Amethyst is dark for a couple of days. It will re-open on 23rd October.

Expensive Russian XO Club re-opened on Walking Street.

Spicy Girls A-GoGo on Walking Street was temporarily closed on 19th October due to electricity problems .

Harem A Go Go (Harem 2) on Walking Street closed early  on 19th October due to air conditioning problems .

There are currently 82 Pattaya bars with Thai girls dancing in sexy bikinis or less.

Ann's Angels Bar on Soi Khao Talo will reopen within a week as Anna's Angels Bar (Anna instead of Ann).


19th October

  Fun on the Strip...

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Listing the bars of Ban Chang
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  one ban chang I visited Ban Chang once again.

On the stretch Pattaya-Sattahip I have seen white bahtbuses and on the stretch Sattahip-Rayong orange ones. Near Sattahip I have also seen a yellow and a light green one. On the stretch Pattaya-Rayong I have seen several white minibuses with a lot of Thai text on them zigzagging from left to right and from right to left, which seemed to be some kind of regular service.

Some bars on the Ban Chang strip were completely lacking girls (Happy Beer Bar 2) or looked deserted (Rainbow Bar), whereas other bars had about ten girls, including the odd ladyboy.

All Ban Chang girlie bars seem to apply the same price structure: bottled Heineken 80 baht, lady drink 90 baht, barfine ST or LT 300 baht (if ST usually room included). Ladies' fees up to 1,000 baht ST, up to 1,500 baht LT.

I compiled an up-to-date survey of all bars, pubs and hotels on the Ban Chang strip , arranged by location:

Soi Tessaban 25 west side (from south to north):

  • The Camel Pub : pub with bar, dining room, food shop and guesthouse, rooms at 550 baht, breakfast included
  • The Faces Bar
  • The Noot Bar
  • Varee Bar Beer
  • Rumours Pub (closed)
  • The Where House
  • B+K Bar
  • Spicy Bar
  • Rainbow Bar
  • Beaver Bar
  • Bottoms Up Bar
  • You & Me Bar
  • Magic Bar
  • Mama's Pub
  • Nasa Bar
  • Moonshine Bar
  • Star Bar
  • YoYo Bar
  • Sexy Senoritas (closed)
  • Blue Sky Bar
  • Kisses Bar
  • Sport Bar
  • One Bar : bar and guesthouse, rooms at 600 and 750 baht
  • Candy Bar
  • The Bar
  • Farang Bar (opening 5th September 2014)
  • Offshore Bar: restaurant with also Scandinavian food
  • Banchang Grand Hotel : hotel with car park, rooms at 400 and 800 baht

Soi Tessaban 23 (via narrow alleyway off Soi Tessaban 25 west side) (from south to north):

  • Good Time Bar (closed): only bar without outside seating
  • Happy Beer Bar

Soi Tessaban 25 east side (from south to north):

south side of soi off Soi Tessaban 25 east side (from west to east):

  • Que Sera Bar (closed)
  • Lovely Bar
  • Happy Beer Bar 2 (open without any girl present)


18th October

  New Star...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Star Bar
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2 star Star Bar is a single-shophouse bar on the left-hand side of Soi Khao Talo, halfway between the Booze Lounge and Mini Bar and opposite the old market.

The British owner insists on playing music of the customer's choice.

The seating inside around the pool table is rather cramped.

When I arrived there were a fat girl, a new 18-year old girl and a chubby, but funny and available cashier.

The young girl who had started the same day was shy and not into bedroom sports at all. She was completely unshaven and did not look like Pattaya material and I think she will be back on her way to her native Buriram very soon. Later on the fatty told me that girl was still a virgin, never having had sex with her Thai sweetheart.

Shortly before I left I saw a cute girl coming down the stairs with a punter.

Barfines 300 baht ST (room included).

Bottled Heineken 65 baht.


17th October

  A Grand Opening...

Palace A-GoGo opens on Walking Street
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Walking Street Palace A-GoGo opened on 17th October 2014. It is located in Walking Street next door to Sweethearts A-GoGo. It belongs to the Crazy House/Mandarain/Lighthous/Fahrenheit/Shark chain.

Comments from Pattaya forums from the open night reveal that there are 2 stages and each stage has 8 poles.

There were 40 dancers in the bar. Almost a coyote bar. 1 dancer changes by song.

Lady Drink : 150B while happy hour (till 9:30pm) some drinks : 70B Tiger draft : 80B (all night) Bar fines for coyote : 1,500B (after 10pm 1,000B)

There are now 82 bars around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in sexy bikinis or less.


16th October

  Diving with the Duke's Mermaid...

News from the Dark Side
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dukes lounge signs The Duke's Lounge

On the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi Soi 9 the Dukes Lounge Bar has opened at the venue that used to be Golden Gate Bar.

They have a car park opposite New Bar.

Next to the entrance a Thai guard with a cap was sitting, a very unusual sight at the Dark Side.

The main changes were an unused square stage with chrome handrails in the middle of the bar space and the presence of ST rooms.

The girls were not very young and not precisely top models.

The best looking one of the bunch, who was 38 years old, "tried harder" (think Avis) and stripped almost completely for a couple of 20-baht notes.

Barfines 300 baht ST (room included).

Bottled Heineken 85 baht ("lounge prices" ?).

Mermaid Bar Beer

On Soi Khao Noi, left of Mango Pub (what a decent name for a Belgian owned girlie bar !), Mermaid Bar Beer has opened in a double shophouse.

The interior is well lit with a bar and stools, a pool table and some mirrors, nothing special.

The best looking girl was the 18-year-old cashier, but she does not seem to be available.

A 22-year-old girl with massive natural boobs and even more massive buttocks told me she had men (short for menstruation), but that she wanted me to come back next week.

Another girl started licking my ear.

The girls were not the most beautiful, but they were friendly enough and not too shy.

Barfines 300 baht ST (room included) and 500 baht LT.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht.

The Dive

When I entered The Dive on Soi Khao Noi four fatties where eating on the terrace. Of those four one was the wife of the English owner and one was the cashier.

Not a place to spend much time and money.

Barfine is 400 baht for ST and for LT; when ST the room is included.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht.


14th October

  Big at Mac's...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Mac's Bar
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yoing Ying Bar on Soi Lablae (aka Soi Nern Plab Wahn 31, etc.) has become Mac's Bar.

It is still German owned; Mac is the name of the current owner's wife.

As to the interior not much (if anything) has changed and it is still as worn as before, but when it is empty your nose is rubbed in it much more.

They appear to offer some snacks now.

I was the only customer and their only girl inside was a 42-year-old fatty.

This venture looks like one more recipe for disaster.

Barfine (room included) is 300 baht.

Bottled Heineken is still a steep 90 baht (60 baht during happy hour from 3 p.m. until 7 p.m.).


13th October

  A Passion for Soi 6...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Passion Dance Club
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Passion neon Passion Dance Club is the last remaining gogo on Soi 6 after the closure of Fun Seeker Dance Club.

I have never understood the enthusiasm of many people for the Soi 6 bars and after the walk of shame I often end up drinking a beer at Passion Dance Club before heading for Beach Road.

Passion Dance Club is a more or less square bar with bench seating along the walls. The minimalistic central stage is made of metal with five chrome poles and a pillar on it. In the space under the central stage are some unused chairs, not really stools. There is also an unused small stage in the back.

It is difficult to know how many dancers there are exactly because many of them are hiding in the back room until their next dance stint.

Their dance roster is not very clear. There are two or three or four or five of them on stage and the (very) old mamasan, who has come from the Soi Arab area, does not seem to care.

The dancers are clad in red bikinis: strings and big tops. No nudity. Even the bad lighting cannot hide how ugly most of them are.

The music is very monotonous.

There are also about five hostesses now.

Nevertheless Passion Dance Club seems to attract a steady flow of customers.

All-in price for upstairs fun is 1,300 baht, which reflects the Soi 6 norm.

Bottled Heineken 115 baht, a tad too expensive for the area.  


12th October

  Chain drinking...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Ginza
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ginza I was in Walking street last night after the storm. A girl I know named Ying called me over to her agogo. It's called Ginza .

It is a small narrow place with very uncomfortable seating but with some attractive girls, mostly coyote, but some topless.

Drinks are expensive at 80 baht for draft and 160 for Lady Drink. There is a lot of pressure put on you to buy lady drinks and when Ying had finished her drink the waitress hovered in front of me waving the glass under my nose. I declined to buy another one.

A place for tourists rather than us poor ex-pats.

I popped into Happy at midnight and the silly season has begun,2 idiots sitting next to me were giving out 1000 baht tips to the Dancers. I saw one girl get 4000 and another 2000 baht. I'm afraid to say they were English, they must have thought they were in London.

I told them they could boomboom the girls for less but they Ignored me and carried on.

This is bad news for ex-pats like me ,who only pay 1000 baht for boomboom.


11th October

  Lost Lustre...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Diamond
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Diamond A-GoGo From outside Diamond A-GoGo on Soi Diamond looks like a faded glory, but inside the black upholstery looks like brand new.

Not so brand new were the dancers: most of them seemed to belong to the 30 to 40 years age bracket.

There were about ten dancers, half of them in half- transparent bodies and the other half in beach bikinis with big bottoms.

They danced for about 15 minutes in teams of 3 or 4 and towards the end of their dance stint they exposed their breasts.

They did not trouble the customer(s).

On the positive side, the music was less blaring than at many places, I did not see Bangkok models , coyotes or hostesses and there was much less silicone on display than in the past.

Shots were offered, but not in a pushy way.

At prime time (around midnight) I was their only customer for most of the time and I realised how spacious it looks when it is nearly empty.

The toilets are decent compared to those at most Soi Diamond gogos, especially at the neighbour Spanky's.

The drinks bar in the back left is way too big for its purpose.

Compared to some cramped mini gogos, such as Crazy House and Lighthouse, Diamond A-GoGo is more than spacious enough, but no good use is made of it.

Bottled Heineken 140 baht, special promotion : Leo 90 baht all night.


6th October

  Slightly Worn...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Bamboo and Casual
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bamboo dark side Bamboo Bar

Bamboo Bar is the last bar on the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi before the junction with Soi Khao Talo when coming from Sukhumvit Road.

It is a German owned slightly worn half-open bar with a private car park in green scenery.

At my previous visits I have only seen oldies there, but this time I was greeted by a 22-year-old girl, O from Lopburi.

At first she was very shy and even wanted to switch off the light. Later on she told she had two daughters of three and five years and she showed she could still squeeze some drops of milk from her nipples.

In the past I have been told that the current owner pays the girls a salary of 2,000 baht a month, whereas the former owner paid nothing at all (apart from lodging, tips and shares of lady drinks and barfines), what made the girls virtually freelancers.

Barfine (room included) 300 baht.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.

Casual Bar

Casual is on the left-hand side of Soi Khao Noi when coming from Sukhumvit Road.

It is opposite Boutique Resort (whatever that may be) and about 200 metres before The Black Sheep.

It is a modest bar-restaurant serving pub grub with a small food shop, not really a girlie bar.

Although the staff are very friendly, they are also very shy and probably not barfineable.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht.


2nd October

  Bruin Cafe...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Lucky Time Bar
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lucky time bar Lucky Time Bar is a spacious bruin café (cosy traditional Dutch style pub with snacks) owned by Alex from Maastricht (Netherlands) and his Thai wife Nid from Buriram, who has lived in the Netherlands for many years and has acquired the Dutch nationality.

It is on the right-hand side of Soi Nern Plab Wahn when coming from Sukhumvit Road, about 200 metres past the petrol station.

Although it is Dutch owned most customers appear to be British.

It is not really a place to pick up a barfine.

They have rooms at 500 baht per night.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.


29th September

  Once a Hidden Gem...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Jade Club
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Jade Club Jade Club is located in Pattaya on Thappraya: Soi Jomtien Nivate. The soi is located on the left as the road climbs out of Pattaya. The soi can be recognised by an arch spanning the soi as if it was a guard post for a housing village, (there's no guard though). The Jade Club is signposted on the right and is about 50m down the soi.

I visited at 4:30pm.
I saw about 15 ladies in the bar and courtyard.

Everything is almost the same for 5 years.
Opens everyday 1pm-8pm.
Water 60B.
Heineken 80B.
Lady drink 100B.
Bar Fines 300B(including the ST room).
Food ticket 200B (on Wednesdays only. Including 2 drinks).


28th September

 Updated: Hot and Cold and Closed...

News from Soi Post Office and a review from the New Malibu Show Bar
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hot and cold sign Hot & Cold A-GoGo on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) seems to have closed, not really a surprise.

There are now 84 bars around Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less

And their neighbour Miami A-GoGo is indeed for sale, be it still in operation.

Beyond (previously Malibu), the transvestite show bar on the corner of Second Road and Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) opposite Bodega Bar, has been dark last week and some refurbishing is going on.

There is a new sign: The New Malibu Show .

On Sunday evening 21 st September 2014 the activities had resumed.

Many Thai girls like their impersonations.

At my last visit a short fatty, who had come with two farangs, was having a good time.

She went on stage to dance with the transvestites, started to get very familiar and finally lifted the dresses of the performers to check the goodies .

Note that it can get hot there because there is no air conditioning and the fans are not much help.

Bottled Heineken 85 baht (show included).

Update: Hot and Cold and Closed and Sad

28th September 2014. A sad photo from Ishi of (Japanese language)

hot cold closed My last visit was at 8:30pm on 9th September. I did not see any dancers nor any customers in the bar.


25th September

  Enjoy young immature raw herring...

Pattaya Food Reviews: Enjoy Andre
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enjoy andre Recently I have visited Enjoy Andre' restaurant several times.

It is located on Thappraya Road Soi 6 (on the way to Jomtien), a bit off the beaten track.

As it is partly open air, it is possible you have to move further inside when it starts raining.

The owners are André from Limburg province in Belgium, who lives in Thailand for 22 years, and Mai from Buriram, his wife of 18 years.

Apart from an ample a la carte choice, they also have a daily special, such as tomato soup-chicken-ice cream at 240 baht.

On Fridays they serve fresh sea fish.

On occasion they offer original Belgian witloof (chicory in good old English, endive in American) or Dutch maatjes (young immature raw herring; the Wikipedia definition soused herring is rather misleading).

All dishes are home-made to the best Belgian standards.

Their mashed potatoes (and hence their potato croquettes) for instance are made from boiled potatoes, milk, butter and egg yolks (very important) and spiced with nutmeg, pepper and salt.

In order to ensure continuity, André and Mai train their cooks themselves instead of hiring chefs .

Of course, they also offer typical Belgian desserts such as pancakes, Brussels waffles and dark or white chocolate mousse.

Since Mai Lu Si bar at their new location seem to have given up selling Belgian beers, Enjoy Andre' without a doubt has the broadest choice of Belgian beers in Pattaya nowadays.

The venue is well known in the Belgian, Dutch, German and Swiss communities of Pattaya.

Prices are very moderate for the quality offered.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht, most soups 80 baht, steaks from 285 baht, beef tenderloin ( filet pur ) from 350 baht, pancakes from 85 baht, waffles from 95 baht.


21st September


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Malibu
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Club Malibu sign The line-up at Malibu on Soi LK Metro is gradually improving.

There seems to be a floating mass of fuglies trying their luck at each venue that opens in Pattaya. Next will probably be Infinity and Spicy Girls on Walking Street.

At Malibu there are teams of some five dancers (bikini and topless) on the central stage now for rather long (boring) dance stints (at least 20 minutes).

The change of the teams still goes chaotically.

The coyotes are dancing on small stages in the corners.

Bikini dancers have numbers in the 600-series and topless dancers have numbers in the 700-series.

I saw one young obviously inexperienced topless dancer (# 717) who forgot to smile.

I was told that dancers have to pass, at their own expense (350-550 baht), a monthly health check at a clinic on Third Road before their salary is paid.

Barfines 600 baht (bikini dancers), 800 baht (topless dancers) and 1,200 baht (coyotes).

Bottled Heineken 120 baht (during happy hour until 10 p.m. 85 baht only), lady drinks 140 baht.


18th September

  Lively Living...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Living Dolls One
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living dolls 1 Living Dolls One is located on central Walking Street.

I popped into Living Dolls one on Tuesday night, it was very lively.

Half the girls were Coyote Dancers but their shorts are very small, some are cut away to show most of their bum.

The showgirls are very attractive and come on every half an hour so you get frequent nudity.

A nice place to have a beer.


17th September

  30 Year Old Schoolgirls...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Classroom
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  Classroom neon Classroom A-GoGo on Pattayaland 2 (Soi 13/4) is a faded glory that I only visit when I happen to be in the neighbourhood during the afternoon and I desperately need a fresh beer in an air-conditioned environment, in other words not very often.

The venue is split into three units now, separated by (sliding) windows and glass doors.

The rightmost unit seems to serve as a beer bar with access from the street.

The leftmost unit contains two small stages with chrome poles and some seating but only serves as a passage to the toilets.

In the middle unit behind the main entrance, where the action takes place, is a small straight stage with three chrome poles on the right-hand side and seating on the left-hand side.

There were seven dancers of about thirty years old, which was younger than I had expected there.

Three of them were on stage and they went on and off stage one at a time.

Their outfits consisted of a black top over a bra, a checked skirt of 30 to 40 centimetres, black stockings with suspenders and stilettos.

One of them was wearing a black bolero with a huge red bra under it.

I was the only customer.

In-house prices: one lady, one hour: 2,000 baht; two ladies, two hours: 4,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht (happy hour 100 baht), lady drinks 100 baht (wine, beer, tequila, etc. 130 baht).

What I find strange is that gogos on Soi LK Metro (by police order ?) are not allowed to open before 6 p.m., whereas Classroom on Pattayaland 2, the gogos on Soi Post Office and on Soi Yamato and probably also Tahitian Queen on Beach Road and Tim Bar Beer on Second Road open in the afternoon.


16th September

  Going Dutch...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: New Bar
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smartlappen jpg On the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi Soi 9, New Bar opened about half a year ago and is thus not really new anymore.

It appears to be Dutch owned.

Last time I went there three Dutchmen and the same number of chicks where sitting at the smallish bar. So I had to sit along the other wall.

To my surprise they were playing old-fashioned smartlappen (Dutch-language sentimental songs such as YouTube smartlappen ), but as soon as the Dutch people left they changed to the usual YouTube fare.

The girls were in the 25-48 years age bracket and most of them at the higher side of that scale.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.


15th September

  Didn't Rock My Boat...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Smile Rock Girls
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Smile sign As it was raining cats and dogs on Soi 15 and as I wanted a change from normal gogos I decided to take shelter at Smile Rock Girl's.

The interior of this single shophouse is very rudimentary with mirrors and red bench seating at both sides.

The central stage consists of a mattress near the entrance, some kind of mosaic structure (probably for soaping) and a surface with two chrome poles on it.

The venue was brightly lit and there was still Christmas decoration around.

maebari The girls were clad in white strings, white whale net stay-up stockings and stilettos.

One of them was wearing a white bra and the four others old-fashioned nipple pasties (in the shape of a mouth, etc.).

They could have done it Japanese style: pasties for the nipples and a matching maebari for the snatch leaving their arse exposed.

None of them were beauties and two of them were very old, nearer to 50 than to 40 years old, I guess.

At any time one or two of them were shuffling near the chrome poles or lying on the mattress and the remaining ones were busy with the two other customers for some lady drinks.

At some point the oldest one got completely naked when playing with a customer.

I was lucky that nobody bothered to trouble me; I suppose they felt they were not my cup of tea.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht.


14th September

  Infinitely Narrow...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Infinity
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Infinity menu Infinity A-GoGo has opened on Walking Street at the previous location of the Italian restaurant L' Italiano.

It is under Hot Girls A-GoGo and opposite Sweetheart's A-GoGo.

In the porch on the left-hand side against the staircase of Hot Girls A-GoGo is a small stage with two chrome poles and two dancers on it.

This gogo is rather narrow inside.

On the left-hand side near the entrance is a long bar.

In the middle is a central stage composed of a series of higher and lower perspex cubes with lighting inside and a chrome pole on each of them.

The seating on both sides is not deep enough to be comfortable.

On the left-hand side most of the seating consists of a kind of square pouffes along the wall with small cheap tables between them.

In the back on the left-hand side are a small similar stage, the DJ booth and the rather spacious toilets.

The lighting level is better than at most gogos.

There were five dancers on stage that went on stage one at a time, which I prefer.

They were all clad in stilettos and silver sequinned bikinis, most of them in strings, but some of them also in shorts and/or big tops of the same material.

The average quality of the girls was slightly better than what I usually see at openings.

Most girls had a very poor command of English, but knew at least two words: one drink .

I did not see any nudity apart from a dancer who was ordered by a mamasan to unveil her enormous bolt-ons.

A 35-year-old fatty had worked at Silver Star on Soi 8 previously.

There were waitresses and effeminate waiters (a trend started by Coyote Club on Walking Street).

I was told the barfine is 1,000 baht.

Draught beer 80 baht all night, bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 140 baht


13th September

  Sorting the Wheat from the Chaff...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Windmill
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Windmill frontage Windmill Club is a GoGo located at about the middle of Soi Diamond.

I popped into the Windmill last night around 9-15, it was busy as usual,

All the Dancers were naked, it was very nice.

Most of the girls are only average, but there were a few very attractive girls. I bought a couple of drinks for a lovely girl.

Anyway it's well worth a visit at the moment.

I don't know how long the nudity will last though.


7th September

  All Shape, Sizes and Sexes...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: PePe
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  pe pe club Pe Pe on Soi 16 (Soi Arab) seems to be struggling to survive. I heard that it is for sale for 3 million baht, but that there are no takers. They have waited way too long to get rid of the money swallowing models and coyotes . Also the location and the fact that the other gogos in the same complex have closed will not help.

And also the waiters and/or security men hanging around the stage will not make all punters feel comfortable. The only remaining waitress, Hoy, who has a long record of working at gogos such as Naughty Girls and the defunct Tiger, has to double as a de facto mamasan.

For those interested: there is a new cleaner, the ladyboy who used to work upstairs at the defunct Xzone. Also the cashier appears to be a ladyboy.

Beware of bill padding and barfines doing runners.

At my last visit I saw only average or worse dancers in all shapes and sizes, three or four of them on stage, some topless, some not, some with totally un-matching bolt-ons, some with transparent camisoles and T-shirts (a new trend ?).


6th September

  Quick Visits...

New Walking Street venues reviewed
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 Moonlight A-GoGo

moonlight sexy girl Surprise, surprise: Moonlight A-GoGo (formerly Relaxxx, Sin City, etc.) on Soi 16 (Soi Arab) has reopened.

I did not see many changes apart from the two karaoke rooms with a door and a window each, right of the gents.

The owner, who was there, is a young, tall and very slim Thai lady, who looks like a typical Bangkok hi-so , probably more money than brains.

The dancers were clad in double tops, double bottoms and stilettos and some of them were also wearing white fishnet stay-up stockings.

Among others they played a disco version of If you're going to San Francisco .

I have never been to a place where the mamasans, waitresses and dancers have been so relentlessly preying on me for lady drinks. It was not funny anymore, even for a hardened expat-punter with nerves of steel.

With the exception of one (the only one that was not pushy) all dancers were ugly and/or fat.

One of the mamasans was 28 years old, slim and short and way better looking than the girls on stage.

In the end I was so pissed off that I paid the exact amount of the bill, no tip.

Draught beer 55 baht, bottled Heineken 130 baht.

Check In Bar

Check In Bar Check in Bar is a small bar on Soi 15.

I talked to the greeter who has been a waitress at several gogos, among them Spanky's I think.

She confirmed the prices: bottled Heineken 145 baht, lady drink 150 baht and barfine a steep 800 baht.

As I did not feel like losing time and money, she offered me to take a short look. It was very dark inside, but on the left-hand side I could distinguish a small stage with two chrome poles and two fully dressed dancers on it, a chubby one and a fat one.


3rd September

  Super Average...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Baby
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Super Baby At Super Baby on Soi Diamond everything has returned to normal since the fuglies from sister gogo Super Girl have gone back where they belong.

There were six to ten dancers at a time on stage, all of them above average (a rarity in Pattaya nowadays).

This time they were topless in white strings, not in the usual transparent white skirts.

In the middle of the stage was a metal swing that I never noticed before.

In the jacuzzi was a friendly smiling girl with big natural boobs and an unshaven beaver.

Compared to sister gogo Super Girl the girls at Super Baby are several notches better and also the interior is much nicer, as if the owners put all their effort and talent into Super Baby.

Bottled Heineken (and probably any drink) was 120 baht and popcorn 100 baht.


25th August

  Bars from the Dark Side...

Supatta Cafe, Black Angels bar, Michel Happy Bar
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supatta cafe Supatta Caf é

On the left-hand side of Soi Nern Plab Wahn when coming from Sukhumvit Road, about a hundred metres before Pussy Cat, Supatta Caf é Bar & Guesthouse has opened.

It is owned by Paul from Dendermonde (Belgium) and his Thai wife Supatta (nickname Daeng).

It is rather spacious with a blue pool table and red stools and will also have rooms for rent. On the wall is a big Flemish Lion flag.

At the moment Daeng and her sister are serving and it is not clear if it will evolve into a girlie bar.

Note that Soi Nern Plab Wahn is also known as Sukhumvit Pattaya Soi 53 and Soi Map Yai Lia. Nern Plab Wahn is also spelt in many different ways in English, such as Noneplubwan.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.

Black Angels Bar

On the left-hand side of Soi Lablae (aka Soi Nern Plab Wahn Soi 31, etc.) when coming from Soi Nern Plab Wahn, halfway between Soi Nern Plab Wahn and Top Cool Retreat, is Black Angels Bar.

It is a very minimalistic single-shophouse bar owned by a Thai lady and her Thai husband.

There were two girls: a 20-year old one who had worked at Joy Joy Bar on Soi Siam Country Club and a 30-year old very shy and probably farm-fresh one. The older one looked better than the younger one but the language barrier and the shyness were insurmountable.

Barfine 300 baht, no ST rooms. I was told a room at the 24 Hr motel next to Ying Bar was 280 baht.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht.

Michel Happy Bar

On the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi Soi 9, when coming from Soi Khao Noi, some 100-200 metres past New Bar and Golden Gate Bar, is Michel Happy Bar.

It is a small bar with a terrace.

Most girls are fat and the other ones are grannies. The cashier is a 22-year old tomboy.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.


23rd August

  Eyes Right...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Private Dancer
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Private Dancer logo I entered Private Dancer on Soi 15 only because I felt thirsty and it was all but crowded.

At the left-hand side is the main stage with mostly overdressed and chubby dancers; I saw three topless ones and one full frontal nude.

At the right-hand side (where Fun Room and Eazy Room used to be) are a mattress with girls in white bikinis and a jacuzzi that are not visible for most customers.

The (big) bras of the dancers have front fasteners and many girls are happy to show the contents for a 20-baht note. Some were also wearing camisoles.

Barfines 600-800 baht, 300 baht from 1.30 a.m. on.

Bottled Heineken 125 baht.

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