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18th September

  Lively Living...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Living Dolls One
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living dolls 1 Living Dolls One is located on central Walking Street.

I popped into Living Dolls one on Tuesday night, it was very lively.

Half the girls were Coyote Dancers but their shorts are very small, some are cut away to show most of their bum.

The showgirls are very attractive and come on every half an hour so you get frequent nudity.

A nice place to have a beer.


17th September

  30 Year Old Schoolgirls...

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Classroom
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  Classroom neon Classroom A-GoGo on Pattayaland 2 (Soi 13/4) is a faded glory that I only visit when I happen to be in the neighbourhood during the afternoon and I desperately need a fresh beer in an air-conditioned environment, in other words not very often.

The venue is split into three units now, separated by (sliding) windows and glass doors.

The rightmost unit seems to serve as a beer bar with access from the street.

The leftmost unit contains two small stages with chrome poles and some seating but only serves as a passage to the toilets.

In the middle unit behind the main entrance, where the action takes place, is a small straight stage with three chrome poles on the right-hand side and seating on the left-hand side.

There were seven dancers of about thirty years old, which was younger than I had expected there.

Three of them were on stage and they went on and off stage one at a time.

Their outfits consisted of a black top over a bra, a checked skirt of 30 to 40 centimetres, black stockings with suspenders and stilettos.

One of them was wearing a black bolero with a huge red bra under it.

I was the only customer.

In-house prices: one lady, one hour: 2,000 baht; two ladies, two hours: 4,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht (happy hour 100 baht), lady drinks 100 baht (wine, beer, tequila, etc. 130 baht).

What I find strange is that gogos on Soi LK Metro (by police order ?) are not allowed to open before 6 p.m., whereas Classroom on Pattayaland 2, the gogos on Soi Post Office and on Soi Yamato and probably also Tahitian Queen on Beach Road and Tim Bar Beer on Second Road open in the afternoon.


16th September

  Going Dutch...

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smartlappen jpg On the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi Soi 9, New Bar opened about half a year ago and is thus not really new anymore.

It appears to be Dutch owned.

Last time I went there three Dutchmen and the same number of chicks where sitting at the smallish bar. So I had to sit along the other wall.

To my surprise they were playing old-fashioned smartlappen (Dutch-language sentimental songs such as YouTube smartlappen ), but as soon as the Dutch people left they changed to the usual YouTube fare.

The girls were in the 25-48 years age bracket and most of them at the higher side of that scale.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.


15th September

  Didn't Rock My Boat...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Smile Rock Girls
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Smile sign As it was raining cats and dogs on Soi 15 and as I wanted a change from normal gogos I decided to take shelter at Smile Rock Girl's.

The interior of this single shophouse is very rudimentary with mirrors and red bench seating at both sides.

The central stage consists of a mattress near the entrance, some kind of mosaic structure (probably for soaping) and a surface with two chrome poles on it.

The venue was brightly lit and there was still Christmas decoration around.

maebari The girls were clad in white strings, white whale net stay-up stockings and stilettos.

One of them was wearing a white bra and the four others old-fashioned nipple pasties (in the shape of a mouth, etc.).

They could have done it Japanese style: pasties for the nipples and a matching maebari for the snatch leaving their arse exposed.

None of them were beauties and two of them were very old, nearer to 50 than to 40 years old, I guess.

At any time one or two of them were shuffling near the chrome poles or lying on the mattress and the remaining ones were busy with the two other customers for some lady drinks.

At some point the oldest one got completely naked when playing with a customer.

I was lucky that nobody bothered to trouble me; I suppose they felt they were not my cup of tea.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht.


14th September

  Infinitely Narrow...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Infinity
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Infinity menu Infinity A-GoGo has opened on Walking Street at the previous location of the Italian restaurant L' Italiano.

It is under Hot Girls A-GoGo and opposite Sweetheart's A-GoGo.

In the porch on the left-hand side against the staircase of Hot Girls A-GoGo is a small stage with two chrome poles and two dancers on it.

This gogo is rather narrow inside.

On the left-hand side near the entrance is a long bar.

In the middle is a central stage composed of a series of higher and lower perspex cubes with lighting inside and a chrome pole on each of them.

The seating on both sides is not deep enough to be comfortable.

On the left-hand side most of the seating consists of a kind of square pouffes along the wall with small cheap tables between them.

In the back on the left-hand side are a small similar stage, the DJ booth and the rather spacious toilets.

The lighting level is better than at most gogos.

There were five dancers on stage that went on stage one at a time, which I prefer.

They were all clad in stilettos and silver sequinned bikinis, most of them in strings, but some of them also in shorts and/or big tops of the same material.

The average quality of the girls was slightly better than what I usually see at openings.

Most girls had a very poor command of English, but knew at least two words: one drink .

I did not see any nudity apart from a dancer who was ordered by a mamasan to unveil her enormous bolt-ons.

A 35-year-old fatty had worked at Silver Star on Soi 8 previously.

There were waitresses and effeminate waiters (a trend started by Coyote Club on Walking Street).

I was told the barfine is 1,000 baht.

Draught beer 80 baht all night, bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 140 baht


13th September

  Sorting the Wheat from the Chaff...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Windmill
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Windmill frontage Windmill Club is a GoGo located at about the middle of Soi Diamond.

I popped into the Windmill last night around 9-15, it was busy as usual,

All the Dancers were naked, it was very nice.

Most of the girls are only average, but there were a few very attractive girls. I bought a couple of drinks for a lovely girl.

Anyway it's well worth a visit at the moment.

I don't know how long the nudity will last though.


7th September

  All Shape, Sizes and Sexes...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: PePe
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  pe pe club Pe Pe on Soi 16 (Soi Arab) seems to be struggling to survive. I heard that it is for sale for 3 million baht, but that there are no takers. They have waited way too long to get rid of the money swallowing models and coyotes . Also the location and the fact that the other gogos in the same complex have closed will not help.

And also the waiters and/or security men hanging around the stage will not make all punters feel comfortable. The only remaining waitress, Hoy, who has a long record of working at gogos such as Naughty Girls and the defunct Tiger, has to double as a de facto mamasan.

For those interested: there is a new cleaner, the ladyboy who used to work upstairs at the defunct Xzone. Also the cashier appears to be a ladyboy.

Beware of bill padding and barfines doing runners.

At my last visit I saw only average or worse dancers in all shapes and sizes, three or four of them on stage, some topless, some not, some with totally un-matching bolt-ons, some with transparent camisoles and T-shirts (a new trend ?).


6th September

  Quick Visits...

New Walking Street venues reviewed
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 Moonlight A-GoGo

moonlight sexy girl Surprise, surprise: Moonlight A-GoGo (formerly Relaxxx, Sin City, etc.) on Soi 16 (Soi Arab) has reopened.

I did not see many changes apart from the two karaoke rooms with a door and a window each, right of the gents.

The owner, who was there, is a young, tall and very slim Thai lady, who looks like a typical Bangkok hi-so , probably more money than brains.

The dancers were clad in double tops, double bottoms and stilettos and some of them were also wearing white fishnet stay-up stockings.

Among others they played a disco version of If you're going to San Francisco .

I have never been to a place where the mamasans, waitresses and dancers have been so relentlessly preying on me for lady drinks. It was not funny anymore, even for a hardened expat-punter with nerves of steel.

With the exception of one (the only one that was not pushy) all dancers were ugly and/or fat.

One of the mamasans was 28 years old, slim and short and way better looking than the girls on stage.

In the end I was so pissed off that I paid the exact amount of the bill, no tip.

Draught beer 55 baht, bottled Heineken 130 baht.

Check In Bar

Check In Bar Check in Bar is a small bar on Soi 15.

I talked to the greeter who has been a waitress at several gogos, among them Spanky's I think.

She confirmed the prices: bottled Heineken 145 baht, lady drink 150 baht and barfine a steep 800 baht.

As I did not feel like losing time and money, she offered me to take a short look. It was very dark inside, but on the left-hand side I could distinguish a small stage with two chrome poles and two fully dressed dancers on it, a chubby one and a fat one.


3rd September

  Super Average...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Baby
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Super Baby At Super Baby on Soi Diamond everything has returned to normal since the fuglies from sister gogo Super Girl have gone back where they belong.

There were six to ten dancers at a time on stage, all of them above average (a rarity in Pattaya nowadays).

This time they were topless in white strings, not in the usual transparent white skirts.

In the middle of the stage was a metal swing that I never noticed before.

In the jacuzzi was a friendly smiling girl with big natural boobs and an unshaven beaver.

Compared to sister gogo Super Girl the girls at Super Baby are several notches better and also the interior is much nicer, as if the owners put all their effort and talent into Super Baby.

Bottled Heineken (and probably any drink) was 120 baht and popcorn 100 baht.


25th August

  Bars from the Dark Side...

Supatta Cafe, Black Angels bar, Michel Happy Bar
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supatta cafe Supatta Caf é

On the left-hand side of Soi Nern Plab Wahn when coming from Sukhumvit Road, about a hundred metres before Pussy Cat, Supatta Caf é Bar & Guesthouse has opened.

It is owned by Paul from Dendermonde (Belgium) and his Thai wife Supatta (nickname Daeng).

It is rather spacious with a blue pool table and red stools and will also have rooms for rent. On the wall is a big Flemish Lion flag.

At the moment Daeng and her sister are serving and it is not clear if it will evolve into a girlie bar.

Note that Soi Nern Plab Wahn is also known as Sukhumvit Pattaya Soi 53 and Soi Map Yai Lia. Nern Plab Wahn is also spelt in many different ways in English, such as Noneplubwan.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.

Black Angels Bar

On the left-hand side of Soi Lablae (aka Soi Nern Plab Wahn Soi 31, etc.) when coming from Soi Nern Plab Wahn, halfway between Soi Nern Plab Wahn and Top Cool Retreat, is Black Angels Bar.

It is a very minimalistic single-shophouse bar owned by a Thai lady and her Thai husband.

There were two girls: a 20-year old one who had worked at Joy Joy Bar on Soi Siam Country Club and a 30-year old very shy and probably farm-fresh one. The older one looked better than the younger one but the language barrier and the shyness were insurmountable.

Barfine 300 baht, no ST rooms. I was told a room at the 24 Hr motel next to Ying Bar was 280 baht.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht.

Michel Happy Bar

On the right-hand side of Soi Khao Noi Soi 9, when coming from Soi Khao Noi, some 100-200 metres past New Bar and Golden Gate Bar, is Michel Happy Bar.

It is a small bar with a terrace.

Most girls are fat and the other ones are grannies. The cashier is a 22-year old tomboy.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht.


23rd August

  Eyes Right...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Private Dancer
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Private Dancer logo I entered Private Dancer on Soi 15 only because I felt thirsty and it was all but crowded.

At the left-hand side is the main stage with mostly overdressed and chubby dancers; I saw three topless ones and one full frontal nude.

At the right-hand side (where Fun Room and Eazy Room used to be) are a mattress with girls in white bikinis and a jacuzzi that are not visible for most customers.

The (big) bras of the dancers have front fasteners and many girls are happy to show the contents for a 20-baht note. Some were also wearing camisoles.

Barfines 600-800 baht, 300 baht from 1.30 a.m. on.

Bottled Heineken 125 baht.


22nd August

  Draft's Off...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spanky's
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Spanky's logo Spanky's is located at about the centre of Soi Diamond.

I popped into Spanky's last night around 9.30, not many punters. about 6.

There were 15 to 18 girls, most of them were attractive. They were wearing black G-strings only (a couple were wearing bras). There were no Coyote Dancers.

Music was good, not too loud.

There was no draft so I had a san Miguel. I bought 2 very attractive girls a drink and the bill came to 445 baht. So expensive for ex-pats.

One for the tourists I'd say.


21st August

  Post Renovation...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girls
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Super Girl Super Girl on Soi Diamond has indeed, be it with some hesitations, reopened.

I did not notice any sign of a serious renovation.

The upholstery of the fixed barstools was still worn and torn.

The fuglies had come back from sister gogo Super Baby.

The outfits had changed from white strings to beach bikinis (no strings) with bared breasts and transparent white kind of loose dressing gowns (a perfect camouflage for stretch marks, saggy tits and pudding bellies).

Bottled Heineken (and probably any other drink) was still 120 baht and popcorn 100 baht.


20th August

  Still Sweet...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sweethearts
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Sweetheart's A-GoGo sign Sweethearts A-GoGo is located on central Walking Street.

I popped into Sweethearts on Thursday evening around 11pm, as I often do. There was a fair crowd enjoying the table dancers and 70's- 80's rock music.

There was a mix of slim very attractive girls , chubby and some fat girls.

Although the girls wear bikini's, it's still very sexy. There is also hands on fun.

Everyone is very friendly and the drink prices amongst the cheapest on walking street.

A short time has risen from 1500 to 2000.with rooms upstairs.


19th August

  Malibu Red...

A first look at the new Club Malibu
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club mailbu sign On Soi LK Metro the newly opened gogo Malibu shares its facade with Champagne.

It has a modern looking central stage with five chrome poles on it and fixed barstools around it. On the left-hand side is one row of bench seating and on the right-hand side two rows.

Most of the dancers were clad in red bikinis in different shapes and sizes; some of them were topless. The quality of the girls was average at best, in the age bracket of 20 to 40 years.

Sometimes there were five dancers on stage, sometimes two and sometimes nobody at all. I saw a lousy, not even lesbian , show with two body-painted fatties.

It seems one team of dancers works from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. and another one from 8.30 p.m. until closing time between 3 and 4 a.m.

I heard the bikini dancers are paid 12,000 baht a month and the topless ones 15,000 baht.

The music was way too loud.

At a given moment my check-bin had disappeared. I called the waitresses and they concluded that my neighbour had probably, unknowingly, paid my bill. An embarrassing story.

Barfines were 600 baht.

Bottled Heineken 120 baht.


18th August

  Norway Meets Belgium...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Place 2 Bee
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place 2 bee sign The Place 2 Bee is a cosy Norwegian owned bar on the left-hand side of Soi Lengkee when coming from Soi Buakhaow.

It has lots of friendly girls.

Since a couple of months it is managed by Roger Braske from Wolvertem (Belgium), who used to have a bar on Soi Buakhaow opposite the Bank of Ayudhya (yellow bank).

The clientele are an international farang mix and, unsurprisingly, many of them are Belgians now.

It has five rooms for rent at 500 baht per night.

Bottled Heineken 85 baht.


16th August

  Whale Net Tights...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Cream Club
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cream club Cream Club (formerly Baron Club) at the end of Soi Diamond had, to my surprise, a couple of customers.

The layout has become even stranger. More than half of the available floor area is not really made use of.

In the front are now three small marble covered stages, one square one and two round ones. The first of those stages has a chrome rail and the two other ones have a chrome pole on them.

Between the leather sofas on the right hand-side are some rather unstable high round tables with barstools.

There is also an unused shower cubicle.

All the girls, many of them rather looking like ladyboys, were wearing stay-up stockings or whale net tights. Their tops were big and some were also wearing camisoles. Occasionally some of them bared their bolt-ons.

Bottled Heineken 140 baht.


15th August

  Taking the Mick...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Baccara
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mick mcmanus Baccara is a top GoGo at about the centre of Walking Street.

I popped into Baccara on Friday night, it was packed to the rafters.

As usual, there were some very attractive slim Bikini dancers.

When the showgirls came on there were about 6 new girls, some with extremely large breasts. Most of the showgirls look as if they could go 3 rounds with Mick McManus.


14th August

  Two from the Dark Side...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Saxo and Black Sheep
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The Black Sheep

black sheep The Black Sheep is the last bar on the left hand side of Soi Khao Noi before the entry gate of Wat Bunyasamphan when coming from Sukhumvit Road.

Before I had never seen interesting or interested girls there, but this time there was a threeholer, Mam, who had worked at German owned Ying Bar on Soi Lablae off Soi Nern Plab Wahn. She was 35 years old and not particularly beautiful and had her back full of Buddhist tattoos, but she knew how to deliver the goodies and seemed to really enjoy her job.

Barfine (including the ST room) was 300 baht.

The ST room on the first floor was very spacious with also a sofa in it; the bathroom was separate. I think there was another ST room on the second floor, but as at most bars at the Dark Side ST rooms seem to be used only very sporadically.

I think that most punters only come for drinking beer and playing pool.

Bottled Heineken was 50 baht (happy hour).

Saxo Bar Soi Khao Noi (400m east of Sukhumvit)

On the Dark Side I revisited the recently opened Saxo Bar on Soi Khao Noi. I am not sure if this can be called a real girlie bar.

The interior is posh and rather dark. The clumsy stools with swivel armchairs on top are not as comfortable as they look at first sight.

I saw two ladyboys and five females, one of them apparently the owner/mamasan and another one the cashier.

Half of them were hiding behind the bar and half of them were sitting outside, although the scarce customers were inside.

I also noticed a promotion Best of Belgium for Stella Artois and some of their other factory products. However, money can buy you real Belgian beers, even in Thailand.

Bottled Heineken 85 baht, during happy hour 49 baht, lady drink 99 baht.


13th August


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Miami
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Miami A-GoGo Miami on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) is one of the newest and probably the cleanest and clearest gogo in this area. It is a daytime gogo that opens from about 2 p.m. until about midnight.

Inside it is spacious enough, but the small central stage is rather a de-central stage as it is in the first half of the area. This is not a big issue as the scarce customers can easily be seated in this first half of the area.

I counted one utterly uninterested young girl, one ladyboy and five fuglies. Three of them were on stage at any time. Most of them were wearing too big bras and/or too big pants. No nudity.

The mamasan looked better than most of her "girls".

Nevertheless, about a year ago, I had a very enjoyable experience there with a long gone girl Noi. If my memory serves me well the room was nice enough and included in the barfine.

Bottled Heineken was still 110 baht.


12th August

  Checking In...

More coyote dancing on Soi 15
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Check In Bar Check in Bar is located on Soi 15 next door to Angelwitch show bar.

It opened as a beer bar in the last year, (I think). Bar fines were then 300B. It changed to a coyote bar on the 1st August,  and bar fines are now 800B.

The location was previously Happy Net, an internet cafe (See on Google Streetview )

I saw 4 coyotes on the stage, and other 8 coyotes were in and out of the bar. I was the only customer all the time.

Soft drinks : 85B bottled beer : 125B (Heineken : 145B) lady drinks : 150B


12th August

  Super Absorbent...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Baby
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Super Baby Super Baby is located on Soi Diamond. Sister bar Super Girl has now re-opened after renovation.

During the badly needed renovation of Super Girl, their sister gogo Super Baby absorbed the (ugly) dancers from Super Girl.

All of them were dancing in the typical Super Baby outfit: topless with a transparent white skirt.

The central stage was fuller than usual with the Super Baby beauties alternating with the saggy tits and pudding bellies from Super Girl.

After each song two dancers at a time left the central stage to dance one more song on two small stages at the far left.

At the back I saw three dry Jacuzzi girls with full grown beavers standing, just standing, hardly moving.

The music was less blaring than in most gogos nowadays and I remember that, at a given moment, they played the Lambada song, which was a big hit about 25 years ago.

Bottled Heineken was still 120 baht (probably the cheapest gogo in the Walking Street area, for bottled beer that is).


11th August

  With a Little Imagination...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Ying Bar
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yoing Ying Bar is located on the right-hand side of Soi Lablae (also known as Soi Nern Plab Wahn Soi 31, Soi Map Yai Lia Soi 31, Soi Mapyailia Soi 31, Soi Siam Country Club Soi 16, Soi Phon Prapha Nimit Soi 16; the street sign at the Soi Nern Plab Wahn end reads Lablae Road in English) when coming from Soi Nern Plab Wahn.

Due to the never-ending road works on Soi Nern Plab Wahn, people coming from Sukhumvit Road are strongly advised to follow Soi Siam Country Club and to turn right into Soi 16 (at the amber flashing lights).

Opposite Ying Bar is a muddy car park and left of it is a 24 HOURS motel.

Ying Bar is German owned and opens rather late in the afternoon, around 4 p.m.

From 6 p.m. on the girls used to wear bikinis, but that is over now.

Last time I got there in the evening there were more punters than girls and most girls were fatties.

One of the fatties told me she had worked in Pattaya long ago and had started again that same day; she imagined she could charge 2,000 baht for a short time.

ST room 300 baht (barfine included).

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


8th August

  Head Banging...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Nam Bar and KIDS VIP
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Pattaya sign Naam Bar: A bit too open

Naam Bar is an open single-shophouse bar on Walking Street between Best Bar and Harem A Go Go (Harem 2).

It is owned by Naam, a Thai lady who is slimmer than each of her staff.

In its front it has comfortable seating with sight on Walking Street and inside there is a bar with stools.

If you are somewhat known in Pattaya you better avoid sitting in the front row.

When I had hardly seated myself I was approached by, let us say, an acquaintance.

The most embarrassing was that she would not sit down and accept a drink.

Finally I had to bpai hong naam (What is in a name?) to get rid of her.

Bottled Heineken 95 baht.

VIP: Head Banging

Secret Garden on Soi Kopai Soi 10 has become KIDS VIP Members Only with a Japanese kind of theme.

There is no real garden anyway and outside the main bar area are an unused bar, and unused jacuzzi, unused tables and benches and toilets without a door.

In the back of the main bar area is a small bar with a couple of stools and a far too low fake oak trunk above it, which I always bump my poor head against.

On the right-hand side are two areas with sofas that can be curtained off.

On the left-hand side is a ST room that can be hired for 300 baht an hour (barfine included).

In the middle is a strange structure with hard mattresses, but lower than previously.

The only two girls present were busy with two other punters; one of them was skinny and smoked one cigarette after another.

The cashier-mamasan remained safely behind the bar and told she had worked four years in a restaurant in Tokyo and she could speak some Japanese.

She also explained about the strange mattresses: for 4,000 baht you can order a horizontal naked girl covered in sushi, drinks included, but no sex included, a fantasy for the 3-3-3 squad I guess.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


7th August

  Happy Show...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Happy
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  Happy sign Happy A-GoGo is located on central Walking Street.

I popped into Happy last night, as I usually do once a week, there was a good crowd.

Lots of beautiful girls as always, mostly bikini , some topless and a few Coyote dancers.

The drink prices are still the same but the price off boomboom has risen,  now 2500 short time and 4500 long time.

The showgirls are very attractive, much better than Baccara or Peppermint.


5th August

  Decent Little Sister of Las Vegas II...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Las Vegas III
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Dick Farang provides a little background about his reviews:

I visit many more places because I like them or just out of curiosity, but I only write a review if I have an experience I think is worthy of being shared with other mongers.

My comments may sometimes sound overly critical, but the trend is that in recent years everybody wants to open their gogo , whereas unfortunately the quality of the new girls has gone downhill.

Of course, a gogo (or any bar for that reason) can vary from day to day and from hour to hour and not all punters have the same preferences.

You often have a choice between a tubular young one and an older one who has kept a good shape. I blame this mainly on the ready availability of sweetened soft (and not so soft) drinks, unhealthy snacks and fast food.

I think the real monger is some kind of an Einzelga nger (lone wolf) and so when my bottled Heineken is finished it is time to move on, unless I have really found what I was looking for.

I am also very stingy with lady drinks, as most of the time it buys you nothing except perhaps contempt; I find a tip now and then is a better alternative.

And back to the reviews

Las Vegas raffle ticket Las Vegas III on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) is the decent little sister of Las Vegas II, which is also on Soi Yamato.

If my memory serves me well, Las Vegas III started operations a couple of years ago during the renovation of Las Vegas II.

Las Vegas III is not too dark and the (rock) music is not too loud.

I saw eight relatively young dancers (under thirty years) in string bikinis, two of them on stage.

Three of them were rather voluminous.

A 22-year old and very friendly, but obviously unaccustomed girl with a very poor command of English, who was rather tall and chubby and possessed an E or F (double D or triple D) natural rack, told me she had started only twelve days before.

No nudity on stage, but for a 20-baht note the girls revealed the contents of their bras and strings.

There was no mamasan to be seen and the most beautiful girl of the bunch barfined herself.

For most of the time I was their only customer.

A couple of days later there were many different girls also in black strings and this time four of them went topless, on and off stage.

Not unlike Las Vegas II, Las Vegas III offers a stapled lottery ticket with every drink or lady drink, but I have never won a free drink or barfine or whatever.

I was told that upstairs ST fun was 1,800 baht (300 baht for the room and 1,500 for the lady).

Chang draught 50 baht, bottled Heineken 110 baht, lady drinks 130 baht.


4th August

  One of the Best...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crazy House
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crazy house Crazy House recently took over from Teazers on central Walking Street

One of the best A-GoGos on Walking Street as of today.

Had a couple of naked girls in the shower (very rare now) and several girls were showing their breasts (wow exceptional).

Waitress were very pushy for lady drink, 2 ugly ladies jumped on me and my friends and immediately the waitress was asking us to pay a drink. The one on me was easily 40, her face was full of wrinkles but her body was still firm compared with the fat pigs in their 20's harboring their 7/11 died on stage! She did a good job at dancing on me, like in the good old days. My friend had to kick his girl out as she was so ugly I could not believe she could work in an A-GoGo. Her body was ok, but her face was disgusting! He switched with one girl with amazing breasts named Da. She was funny, speaking perfect English that she learned at the University and deserved a lady drink.

Overall, even if the experience was 2* compared with 5 years ago, it was the best place we visited that night.

Barfines are 1000 baht, draft was 80 everything else including water +110, lady drink 150 baht.

The music was not so load, and not as crap as in most A-GoGos.


3rd August

  No longer top notch girls...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Baccara
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Baccara neon Baccara is located at about the middle of Walking Street,

The good old time when the Baccara was the best A-GoGo on Walking Street has long gone.

Now it is one of the most boring places. Not enough girls to fill the top floor, so that all of them end up at the bottom stage.

One set of girls with white sport shoes, one set of girls with high heels, only 2 girls topless from the 40-50 girls total.

Staying at the beach looking at sexy Russians tanning on the beach is way more exciting. Who cares about going in an A-GoGo to see girls dressed more than people on the beach, or in the streets?

Are they scared about the police? 80% of the girls where having a bra plus a top. You can barely see their fat tummy.

Attitude is the worst, no girl is looking at you, most of them had surgery so I suppose that they make good money here, doing nothing and being ugly.

Had only a few customers, mostly Chinese or Japanese.


3rd August

  The Last Bar...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Barking Frog
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mabprachan lake The Barking Frog is the very last bar at the eastside of Mabprachan Lake, off Soi Siam Country Club.

The nearest bar further on, if you continue some five kilometres along the northern side of Mabprachan Lake, is the White Oyster Bar.

When I arrived some Thai men were drinking Thai spirits and soda outside and some Thai children were playing. I found this rather disturbing, but after this expedition to the Dark Side's Ushuaia, I urgently needed a pit stop.

The Barking Frog is a rather primitive building with a bar area at the left side and a restaurant or rather a snack bar at the right side.

Inside the bar were a forty year old girl who was friendly enough and three younger lazy McDonald's creatures. As is popular at the Dark Side, they were playing music from YouTube.

For those interested: barfine 300 baht, no ST rooms.

Bottled Heineken 80 baht.


2nd August

  Intimate Corners...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Butterfly Bar
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Butterfly Bar sign Despite some rumours on internet forums Butterfly Bar at the Dark Side is still open, albeit very quiet.

Butterfly Bar is located in a narrow alley marked by a butterfly sign on the right-hand side of Soi Siam Country Club when coming from Sukhumvit Road, about 200 metres beyond the crossing at Soi 22 with the traffic lights with the double-digit counter.

In the alley there is a large car park on the left-hand side, shortly before the bar on the right-hand side.

It is very dark inside and it takes a while for your eyes to adjust.

The bar has some intimate corners.

There were some eight girls, some of them end thirty or older and some younger ones carrying overweight.

I was the only customer.

One of the older ones confessed she smokes a couple of times a month, but complained she gets shagged less than once a month.

Barfine (ST room included) 220 baht (like the voltage, no mistake).

The ST rooms are in a building opposite the bar.

Bottled Heineken 80 baht, lady drink 80 baht.


2nd August


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Beach Club
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Beach Club sign Beach Club is located on Soi 15, just a few paces from Walking Street.

I popped into Beach club one night last week, it was a spur of the moment decision, which I later regretted.

The Coyote Dancers were on when I sat down, which were quickly replaced by the Bikini dancers and a few topless dancers. I have to say the standard of girl was very poor. Most of the girls were well over 30.

I had one very boring beer, I won't be going back there in a hurry.


1st August

  Jail Undercrowding...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: AlcatraZ
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Alcatraz sign AlacatraZ is located on Walking Street between Soi 14 and Soi 15

AlcatraZ on Walking Street looked very empty with only eight or nine dancers on the central stage and all other stages unmanned or better unwomanned . All were clad in black, some in bikinis, some in coyote outfits, some in skirts and some even in full hostess dresses.

The only nudity I saw was one ugly bosom, but I did see a lot of overweight dancers.

Not many customers.

Some coyotes and some waitresses were pushy for lady drinks.

I noticed a sign BAIL FROM 900 Ã , referring to the barfines I guess.

The toilets were stinking of the toilet boy's cigarette smoke.

The waitresses were not too friendly with the exception of Tik (number300), perhaps the shortest waitress in Pattaya, who used to work at Kiss on Soi LK Metro and at Far East Rock on Soi Post Office.

Chang draught 79 baht, bottled Heineken 145 baht.


31st July

  Prices Pepped Up...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Peppermint
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peppermint Peppermint is located on Walking Street in the vicinity of the shrine known as the Walking Street Tree.

Never been my preferred A-GoGo bar but since they changed the design it become a lot more like everything else in Pattaya.

3 girls were topless from the bikini girls staff. Just 1 month ago all were topless, but this time they seemed to show only on demand (against some cash of course)

A group of farang who converted at least 3000 baht in 20 baht bills were doing a lot of noise, all the girls were screaming at them.

One of them started pole dancing, beers fall on the second stage, that was quite fun, thanks them to save me from the morosity.

The first stage is boring with 4 girls slowly moving (can't call that dancing). The music was the worse, sounding like renovation tools in a bathroom, noisy to say the last, impossible to talk.

Some girls are in the business for long time and not surprising the ones with the best shapes were 30+, all the young girls were overdressed and overweight.

They raised the draft beer from 59 to 79, water and soda 110+, lady drinks 150.


28th July

  Slightly Improved...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gentlemen's Club
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gentlemens club Gentlemen's Club on Soi Diamond has slightly improved since my last visit and that was badly needed.

I saw six topless dancers in black lingerie (agency girls ?) who also performed some lousy shows . One of them had ridiculous bolt-ons.

I also saw seven dancers in bikinis and transparent camisoles, among them a fat shapeless one, and a bunch of boring noisy hostesses .

The dance stints were extremely long.

From time to time tequila shots were offered for sale.

I did not see the owner or a mamasan.

Around 11 p.m. for a while I was the only customer.

They appear to sell a discount card at 500 baht, but who cares ?

Tiger draught 95 baht, bottled Heineken 140 baht, tequila shots 135 baht, lady drinks 135-200 baht.


26th July

  Method in the Madness...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crazy House
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crazy house Crazy House is located on Walking Street at the venue that was previously Teazers

I walked into Crazy House Friday night. There are coyote, Bikini and topless Dancers, and a bathtub with naked girls soaping themselves,

The standard of girl is very high, some of the coyote dancers are stunning.

Well worth a visit.

Coyote dancers 2500-3000 short time and 4000 up long time.

ps, most of the staff seem to have come from Sweethearts.


24th July

  Welcome and Not So Welcome...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: White Horse and Welcome Inn
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white horse White Horse is a low-rise restaurant on the left hand side of the car park of Eastern Grand Palace Hotel, which is on the crossing of Soi Khao Talo and the railway.

It opens in the late afternoon and is very spacious, but I was their only customer.

I surmise the restaurant is primarily intended for the busloads of (Chinese) tourists who stay at the Eastern Grand Palace Hotel.

They appear to have special prices for three bottled beers if you order them at once.

I doubt if many farangs will go there for more than one beer, if any.

I revisited Welcome Inn (formerly Boom Boom) on Soi Khao Noi.

Apart from some repainting, not much has changed. It appears to be owned not by one, but by two old Thai ladies, who were hanging around.

In the front four not so young girls were waiting for customers. They were friendly, but very average, carrying some weight, aai maak maak (very shy) and not very interested in the real thing , let alone smoking big cigar . I wonder why some people want to work in bars and what they can earn with that attitude.

One with a very minimal command of English had worked at Lek's bar on Soi Khao Talo for three months and another one had worked at Spanky's on Nana Plaza in Bangkok before farming in Buriram and giving birth to three children.

Barfine appeared to be the standard 300 baht and the communal room of the girls apparently served as a ST room.

There was one other farang customer, who seemed to know one of the owners.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht.


23rd July

  Half a Smile...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire Club
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Sapphire Club frontage Sapphire Club is located on Soi 15 30m off Walking Street.

I looked in on the Sapphire club on Monday night.

I got blanked as usual. A couple of girls gave me half a smile. I was sitting at the stage on my own whilst most of the non dancing girls were huddled in the corner by the door, eating and chatting amongst themselves.

There are a couple of stunners in there but judging by how high they stick their noses in the air, I think you need to make an appointment to look at them.


22nd July

  The Booze Flooze...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Booze Lounge
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booze loung On the Dark Side Booze Lounge is located on the left hand side of Soi Khao Talo when coming from Sukhumvit Road, between the main entrance and the secondary entrance of Eakmongkon Project 4, more or less opposite Soi 12.

In fact this double shophouse is a part of the latest development of Eakmongkon Project 4 along Soi Khao Talo.

It is a nice kind of gentlemen's club with a black-and-white Laurel and Hardy/Charlie Chaplin theme.

(Earlier this year Booze Lounge opened a subsidiary on Soi Buakhaow and they also appear to be linked to Oscars on Soi LK Metro.)

Most girls used to be rather chubby in not very inspiring black-and white dresses, but now they also have some good-looking girls in black-and-white striped bikinis.

One of those bikini girls, Rosi from Surin, is 28 years old, tall (over 1.70 metre) and slim with a very minimal bosom. She was a real sweetheart and told me that she started working at the Booze Lounge one month ago and that she had been a cashier (not going with customers) at Angel Bar Beer on Soi Khao Noi, which she found too raunchy.

The price of the en suite ST rooms (barfine included) was 350 baht for one hour.

In fact these are bedrooms for the live-in girls and in a rather deplorable state for being less than five years old; no light in the bathroom.

Bottled Heineken 85 baht.

I picked up a leaflet for a Booze Cruise . I wonder if this is going to pan out well because some years ago Sapphire Club on Soi 15 off Walking Street organised a girlie cruise and had to cancel it because of trouble with police.


21st July

  Fisherman's Friends...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Airport
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Air Port Club frontage Airport is located on Walking Street across from Soi Diamond.

Air Port Club has never been one of my favourites and will probably never become. I strongly doubt if they still open in the afternoon (except for curfew periods that is).

Air Port Club is still as noisy and cramped as ever before.

There were a number of overdressed hostesses and two or three bikini girls hanging around and the narrow front stage was full of coyotes. On the central jacuzzi were two or three below average naked girls at a time, begging for tips and waving a check-bin with some 100-baht notes in it.

On the mattress stage in the back were two or three naked fatties at a time, some of them unshaved. They welcomed several young two-week millionaires to their mattress, stripped them naked and faked a blow job.

No topless dancers.

The mamasan looked better than most of her staff. I did not see the stunners that are mentioned on some internet forums.

There was a lot of hassle from tequila girls and from overdressed girls scraping their throats. I offered them some Fisherman's Friend lozenges, but that was not what they wanted. When it became clear they were not going to get a lady drink, they tried to get 20-baht notes in their bras and pants. They reminded me of a song by ABBA: Money, Money, Money.

Thank goodness at Air Port Club expats are not bothered with ping-pong balls.

Bottled Heineken was still 135 baht.


21st July

  A Walking Street Beacon...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lighthouse
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Lighthouse A-GoGo sign Lighthouse is located on Walking Street towards the Beach Road end.

I popped into the Lighthouse on Thursday evening, they have a new bathtub feature with 2 naked girls washing themselves down.

The selection of girls is one of the best in walking street, with bikini, topless and naked girls, most of them very attractive,

staff very friendly, well worth a visit

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