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12th October

  Champion of Pussy Tricks...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Champion
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Champion sign As it started to rain when I was walking in front of Champion A-GoGo on Walking Street, I decided to have a look there.

I had not been there since they became a show kind of bar.

To my surprise it was completely full.

I noticed a short fat waitress with a round face, who has been around for many years.

I saw some pussy trick shows, a lousy lesbian show and then four gogo dancers performing in white bikinis with huge tops.

Unsurprisingly all girls were far below average. It is not a place where you will want to barfine.

For a couple of 20-baht notes the girls would let you touch their tits or put a finger (or more than one finger) up their pussy to prove they were real puying (females).

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, lady drinks 150 baht.

Farangs have free access, but Indians have to pay up front.


11th October

  One Star...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: New Star
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New Star frontage A friend of mine, Nong, has started working in New Star in Soi Diamond, so I popped in on Wednesday nigh.

There were around 15 Girls, all Coyote dancers, some attractive Girls.

Lady Drinks, San Miguel, were 200 baht.

There was a lot of pressure from unattractive service girls for drinks. They did not want take no for an answer.

I was the only punter for a lot of the time,

Barfine is 1000 baht, room 400 baht and price of boom boom negotiable.

In all honesty I could not recommend this Bar.


28th September

  Rovers Roves...

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: i-rovers
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i rovers Irish Rovers on LK Metro changed hands a few months ago. Now owned by Darren, an Australian. He's changed the name slightly to I-Rovers.

From what I can remember it's pretty much the same inside, over a dozen large TV's showing whatever sport you want.

Extensive food menu at reasonable prices with a Mon to Fri special at B169.

Happy hours on bottles, a bucket of three for B195 from 2pm to 7pm. Normal Singha price is B85.

Pool and darts competitions most nights. Very busy bar. The neon advert on the arch over Soi Dianna/LK Metro still says Irish Rover

The ex owner has opened a new bar/hotel on Soi Lengkee called Retox


27th September

  The Roof A-GoGo...

Prices at Happy
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Happy sign I was in Happy A-GoGo last night and there was lovely young Girl called Poppy, sitting next to me. She was being barfined by a Chinaman, I saw him count out 6 x 1000 Baht notes and give it to the waiter.

I asked another Girl,Pocky,about it and she said it was 3000 short time and 5000 baht long time, she said older Girls can be cheaper.

45 mins later as I was going to Sweethearts, I passed Poppy on her own walking back towards Happy, She smiled and waved, I don't know where the Chinaman was.

But the Price of Boom Boom is going through the roof and the Happy group are very busy apart from Peppermint.


26th September

  Floods of Girls...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Dre's
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dres Dre's Bar on Soi Buakao,just around corner from Soi Dianna. Spent a bit of time in there as I was staying over the road at Sutus Court.

Plenty of girls split into 2 groups. The ones in uniform just work in the bar. The ones in without a uniform can be barfined. Friendly lot.

Singha during day B55 and B65 in the evening. Ladydrink B100.

Food available at reasonable prices.

I waded over there Wednesday evening in the floods. Fortunately I only needed to paddle back by 1am as the water had receded.


21st September

  Valued Service...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Lolita's, Katesiree, Charlie's
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Lolita's Lolita's on Soi Chayaphun

Still B600 for BJ. Bottled beer is now 90 Baht.

Katesiree on Soi Buakhao between Soi Dianna and LK Metro.

Called in this afternoon. Pleasant bunch of staff. Food available 24 hrs. Small beers, Leo/Chang B45, Singha/Tiger B50, Large beers Singha B70, Chang/Leo B65. Always seems to be busy when I pass, probably due to the reasonable prices

Charlie Bar/Nikom Court

Charlie Bar at the Charlie Place hotel, corner of Soi Dianna and Soi Buakhao has gone. They have moved the reception desk to the front where the bar was and put a self service fridge at the back. It has been bought by the Nikom Court on the opposite corner who have the same system but lounge area there is much bigger with plenty of tables and the Soi Dianna food stalls at that end also serve into Nikom Court lounge as well as to the street and you can also take other food in. I don't think that Charlie Hotel's self service fridge will be as busy as Nikom Courts


19th September

  Super and not so super...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Windmill and Super Girl
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Windmill frontage The Windmill Club on Soi Diamond

I popped into The Windmill Friday night about 9.30, it was very busy, and everybody was having fun.

All the Girls on the main Stage were Naked. Again, no Coyote Dancers here, I'm glad to say. Plenty of Girls displaying their pussies.

Highly recommended for a good evening.

The man sitting next to me was having a barfine and it was 3500 all in.

Super Girl Super Girl on Soi Diamond

A friend and I popped into Supergirl the other night.

My friend barfined a very attractive Girl and paid 3500 up front. When they got to the room the girl fell asleep on the bed and he could not shag her, so paying up front is a bad idea.

I was quoted 1500 short time but that was for a lady in her forties,


17th September

  Aliens Welcome...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Area 51 and Harry's
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Area 51 

area 51 Area 51 is a new Coyote bar on Soi Dianna Inn. Right hand side towards the Soi Buakhao end.

Everything is new inside. When you go in the bar is on the right. 2 chrome poles on the bar with 2 girls dancing dressed in shorts and a top.

Customers can sit at the bar or at one of the many tables.

Decent looking girls.

2 pool tables to the rear. Separate ladies and gents toilets at the back.

Singha was B95 and LD B140.

harrys Harry's

What used to be the Family Bar on Soi Diana is now called Harry's Bar, Hotel, Restaurant. It's to the left of the Metropole Apartments between LK Metro and Soi Buakhao.

Nothing much changed from Family Bar.

They have draft Leo at B49 but it's only a small glass. Bottle of Singha at B65 is better value. Orange juice B40.

When I asked about food I was told the restaurant will be up and running in about 3 months.


14th September

  Boars, Stags and Smugglers...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Boars Head and Smugglers Bar
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boar head sign 2015 Crazy Daves is now called Boars Head on Soi Chayaphun. Dave left after around 13 years there. Now owned by Andy and his Thai wife who used to be the Chef of the old Stags Head before it became Oscars on LK Metro. Very friendly couple.

Has good rooms upstairs from B7500 per month. Food available at reasonable prices.

Singha B65. No girls at the moment. Average toilet.

Smugglers Bar has reappeared on Soi Chayaphun opposite the Boars Head. Some staff from the old one on Soi Buakhao. Called in early one evening and one of the girls was a bit too pushy to buy her a drink. Singha B60.

smugglers sign Smugglers Bar has reappeared on Soi Chayaphun opposite the Boars Head. Some staff from the old one on Soi Buakhao. Called in early one evening and one of the girls was a bit too pushy to buy her a drink. Singha B60.


13th September

  Not quite From Dusk Til Dawn...

Pattaya Bar reviews: Scooter's and Titti Twister
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scooter signs Scooter's Bar on Soi Buakhao is next to the now closed Pook Bar.

It is very nice inside. A few full sized scooters and walls covered in photos.. The English owner was giving instructions to a builder. and then was talking the staff but completely ignored the only customer, me. No price list but orange juice was 60B

titty twister sign Titti Twister , new on Soi Buakhao. Next to Fantasy Lounge opposite Soi Honey. Nice inside. Friendly girls. 4 working, 2 good, 1 OK and 1 large.

[Editor's note: Previous incarnations of Titty Twister used a 'y' but now the meaning has been obscured by using an 'i' instead]

Beers are 55-70 Baht. Soft drinks are 50-60 Baht.

St George & Dragon and The Bowling Green on Soi Xyte have gone. The whole section has been flattened. Pook Bar on Soi Buakhao is closed and renovation work in progress.



10th September

  Sweet and Sour...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sugar Baby and Mandarin
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  Sugar Baby, Walking Street

sugar baby I popped into Sugar Baby last night, there were a lot of attractive Girls,

Most dressed as schoolgirls with white socks, small black skirt and white blouse open at the front and some attractive naked girls on the mat,

Several Girls approached me to say hello, I bought a very attractive Girl a drink,

The girl on the mat in front of me, was showing her pussy to anyone who cared to look and my Girl, said, I have one of them, and lifted up her skirt, to show me.

A very pleasant visit.

Readers may also be interested to know that manager Phil (Mr Egg) is now working at Sugar Baby after leaving Secrets.

Mandarin, Walking Street

manadarin walking street I was walking past Mandarin about 9.30 last night, when a Girl I know, Lek, called me in.

There were about 40 Girls, mostly Coyote, 2 nude and 3 topless, some very attractive.

There were two punters.

I ordered a draft beer and a lady drink for Lek. We had a second round and when Lek finished her drink the waitress asked me if I wanted to buy Lek another drink.

I said not at this moment, when the Mamasang came over and said, if I didn't buy her a drink, she had to go and dance. I said this was a very Bad Rule and would not be coming back. She ignored me. I paid the bill and had 300 change to come but the waitress did not want to give it to me,

A nice ago-go ruined by a Bully Mamasang and pushy staff.


6th September

  Must Go Must Come...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: My Friend You
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My Friend You barfrontage My Friend You Bar has to be in my opinion the best S/T Bar on Soi 6. The girls are energetic and certainly fun to be with, plus you will never be pressed to buy a lady upon arrival.

I have been to Pattaya three times now and every time I go I make sure to go there. The owner doesn't seem to be motivated to make any major renovations and the girls are never dressed up in the same attire such as other bars may do, but the jovial atmosphere makes up for all of that.

The rooms are clean and they have a shower in the rooms. Oui is one of the veterans there and she can arrange for one of the best 1, 2 or 3 girl S/T sessions you can ever ask for.

A 'Must Go' S/T bar for first timers and seasoned visitors alike.


2nd September

  Bro to Bro...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Love'sis
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love sis On Soi Xzyte (Third Road Soi 23), when coming from Soi Buakhaow some units before the infamous Excite Club, the most expensive bar of the area has opened: Love'sis Bar & Lounge.

Opening hours 11 p.m. to 4 a.m.

On the right-hand side was an unused stage without chrome poles.

(Later I was told that three (!) times per night a show was performed by bikini girls, but I could not be arsed to stay that long.)

The rest of the space was filled with seats, sofas, pouffes and coffee tables and difficult to walk around.

The music was way too loud.

Although they had opened less than a month ago, there was already a disgusting cigarette smoke stench.

There appeared to be two categories of working girls: hostesses/coyotes and silicone enhanced bikini girls. In the darkness it was really difficult to judge the quality of the girls, but most of them looked over thirty years old, some over forty.

No nudity.

Unsurprisingly on my visit I was the only farang inside.

Decent toilets.

No waitresses, no check bins, but concise drinks menus on the coffee tables.

Lady drinks 200-250 baht.

Bottled Heineken/Singha 180 baht, bottled Leo/Chang 150 baht.

Bottles of Thai spirits up to 3,500 baht, mixers 80 baht.


31st August

  An Extensive Menu...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Butterfly Bar
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Butterfly Bar sign At my recent visit at Butterfly Bar off Soi Siam Country Club there were about ten girls and no other customers.

All of them, slim or fat, cute or ugly, young or old expect the same ST fee: 1,000 baht.

Some younger ones (and not necessarily the nicest spinners) seem to ignore older punters. Perhaps they are waiting for a Prince Charming, a Knight in a Shining Armour on a White Horse, but those are few and far between at the Dark Side and probably in most of Pattaya.

Some of the more mature (30+) girls have kept a good figure, complain they have not been shagged for two weeks (true or not) and compete by offering the most complete service you might wish at the same tariff: rimming, bareback, anal, A2M, MFF threesome and MFM threesome. For the last service (aka DP or sandwich) you will need a wingman.

Barfine (room included) still 220 baht.

Standard lady drinks are still 80 baht, special lady drinks such as Spy (pronounce: es-pie) are 100 baht. Bottled Heineken still 80 baht.


26th August

  Angels, mermaids and nutters...

Wicked fun in Pattaya
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preacher woman video A recent Walking Street video by a certain Angela Cummings (What is in a name ?): (Better put the sound off.).

[Editor's note: An American nutter who's idea of street preaching is to randomly shout 'wicked' or 'repent' at passers by. Maybe all for effect though, as these supposed comments didn't even get people to look around. I suspect that the witless commentary was dubbed on later, clearly without the aid of a scriptwriter. I don't think the good lord was very kind to Angela Cummings when handing out oratory talents].

Tony's Apple Pub on Walking Street is closed ( FOR RENT ).

Maxine's A-GoGo at the venue that was most famously Carousel is now sporting a 2 million Baht price tag.

Black Angels Bar on Soi Lablae has changed hands once more. It is owned by an old Brit and his Thai wife now. The bar counter is in the front right now.

They have about five girls now. One of them is a blonde 26-year-old deaf mute girl, Im, who started there recently after a career as a dancer at Rainbow 4 on Nana Plaza (Bangkok). The communication via a notepad was rather weird.

Barfine 300 baht ST, no ST rooms. ST rooms at the 24 Hr motel next to Mac's Bar, also on Soi Lablae, 280 baht.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht; lady drinks are the normal price of the drink plus 30 baht for the girl, e.g. 85 baht for a bottled Singha.

Mermaid Bar Beer on Soi Khao Noi has always been struggling, but I very strongly doubt if they are going to be more successful in the Mabprachan area, which is more dead than alive.

At my latest visit which left me as unsatisfied as ever the Thai wife of the current Scottish owner denied they were going to close on Soi Khao Noi.

Red Lion Pub & Restaurant on Soi Khao Noi appears to be open for business.


21st August

  A fancy untickled...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Jade Club
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Jade Club Jade House off Thappraya Road is still German-owned, but no longer by Gerd from Berlin.

What I always find weird at Jade House is that the idle girls are sitting outside (not many top models among them to use an understatement), but that you have to get into the lounge bar to order your drink and that you are followed inside by a girl who seldom tickles your fancy.

Barfine (room included) still 300 baht ST with the girls expecting 1,000 baht ST.

The en-suite hotel rooms are rather small, but very nice with a big mirror on the wall and a smaller one on the ceiling and several erotic paintings, the kind you see everywhere around in painting shops.

I was told that the salaried girls have to be there from 2 p.m. to 8 p.m. and are paid 7,000 baht a month with a day off every 15 days.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, lady drinks 110 baht, both up 10 baht.


15th August


Pattaya Bar Reviews: Shonkys
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shonkys card On the Soi Post Office side are some old-fashioned street lamps.

They appear to open from 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. the next day.

On my visit I was the only customer.

The cashier is an extremely fat, but friendly ladyboy and there were three older available girls.

One of them said she had been a dancer at Beach Club on Soi 15 ... long ago.

I still wonder what the purpose is of the quadracycles in front of the entrance.

Barfine 300 baht ST (room included), 400 baht LT.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht; Buy 2 get 1 free any drink .


12th August

  Zero Rated...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Zero
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zero On Soi Buakhaow, between Soi LK Metro and Soi Honey, Zero A-GoGo has opened and by me they score a zero.

The place is surprisingly short and surprisingly broad. The central stage is broad enough with chrome poles on both sides. There is double bench seating on both sides.

On the floor are black tiles and the ceiling is painted in black too.

There were over twenty overdressed dancers, about seven of them on stage, most of the other ones hiding on the upper benches. All of them were absolutely sub-average, also the twenty-somethings. The only presentable one was 35-year old Nit from Bangkok, a threeholer who used to work at the defunct Harem Flatrate on Soi Diamond.

The music was blaring.

Two other customers.

Barfine 800 baht. Bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 140 baht.

BEWARE: the greeters show a sign with prices for all bottled beers being 60 and 70 baht ... but those prices only apply if you stay outside.


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