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26th July

  White Oyster Stars...

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white oyster sign White Oyster Lounge

There has been a (false) rumour on internet boards that White Oyster Lounge on Soi Chaiyapornwithi had been permanently closed.

At my visit some days ago I was told they had been closed for a short period because of the boss's holiday, but I am not sure if this was the real story.

My impression was they have restarted with all new staff, but at least there were some good naked diving nymphs picking up coins from the swimming pool bottom (still 200 baht for an ashtray filled with twenty 10-baht coins).

Anyway it is a great relief they still exist because, if most other bars on the Dark Side are perfectly interchangeable, White Oyster Lounge is a real institution, one of a kind.

Bottled Heineken still 90 baht.

Stars Bar

After three months under her ownership, Nok had to stop operations at Stars Bar on Soi Kao Talo, the rent (20,000 baht for a single-unit empty shell) being way too steep. One month later Stars Bar was reopened by a short fatty, Annie, who says she pays the same excessive rent.

There were two rather chubby, but friendly girls around the 20-year mark.

Barfine 300 baht ST, the girls expecting 1,000 baht ST.

The owner Annie said the ST rooms were not yet ready/cleaned.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht, lady drinks 100 baht.


22nd July

  Not a bad temperature...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Fahrenheit
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Fahrenheit sign Fahrenheit is located in Walking Street between Sois 14 and 15. Dave writes:

I popped into Fahrenheit last night around 10pm.

There were 16 dancers and 5 punters. 9 of the Girls were Coyote, 6 topless dancers and 1 Bikini dancer.

Some the Coyote dancers were stunning but unfortunately they were only interested in looking at themselves in the mirrors.

There were 2 fat waitresses, who constantly asked me for ladydrinks, which I declined to buy,

One of the topless dancers had massive natural boobs but did not no how to smile. A couple of Girls did smile at me and 2 of the lesser lights did come over.

Music slightly to loud.

Probably better if you're a regular but not bad.


19th July

  More Fun than Funhouse...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Climax
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climax sign Climax has opened on the corner of Soi Buakhaow and Soi LK Metro at the location where FunHouse A-GoGo and Club Blu used to be.

The interior seems to have remained unchanged since the FunHouse days, but you can again look through the windows (both ways).

There were 15 to 20 dancers in black bikinis, varying from skimpy to huge. Six or seven of them were on the main stage at any time and one on the small stage.

I was impressed with the quality of the girls, which on average was much higher than what I have seen in many gogos in recent times. I saw some very decent sets of buttocks in black strings.

No coyotes , but also no nudity.

There were also some ugly fat old hostesses in black dresses.

The waitresses were cute in their check skirts.

The music was too noisy to my taste, but that is me.

Climax appears to be owned by the same people who also own Billabong Bar on Soi LK Metro.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht.

The bar describes itself as a coyote bar, but the dress code of string bikinis earns a listing on the GoGos page and so is the 79th bar in Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less.


18th July

  Re-Living Dolls 1...

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living dolls 1 The Family Mart on the corner of Walking Street and Soi 15, which was completely gutted, has reopened ... as a Family Mart, thank goodness not an extra gogo.

On Soi Diamond Maxine's Club is still closed and Cream Club seems to be struggling to open every day.

At the previous location of Tiger Club A-GoGo on Walking Street is a big sign TOMBOY CLUB now taking away the last doubt.

Living Dolls 1 on Walking Street has indeed reopened after some renovation .

The layout is still the same, but the small dancing podium/bath/jacuzzi has disappeared.

The most visible signs of renovation are the new black upholstery of the bench seating and of the bar stools and the new (or repainted) black tops of the tables.

The toilets are still as makeshift as before.

There were eight dancers on stage with two of them going on and off stage after each song. I counted one (1) huge topless dancer and eight (8) bikini dancers, many of them with double tops and/or double bottoms. All the other regular dancers were overdressed coyotes.

Some looked cute enough, many average and some plain ugly.

There was also a show team (I guess) of five strippers, several of them well over forty years old.

Barfine 1,000 baht with even the ugliest ones wanting 2,000 baht ST.

The waitresses were still clad in the same uniforms as before and were friendly enough to return even small change on a tray, which is often forgotten at many gogos nowadays, what I call automatic tipping . You happily tip those sweethearts.

Bottled Heineken 145 baht.


17th July

  Slap on the back...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spanky's
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Spanky's logo Spanky's A-GoGo is located at the centre of Soi Diamond.

Dave writes:

I popped into Spanky's around midnight last night.

There were about 20 girls on show, mostly attractive, all were topless bar one, and half of them were naked.

They were all having a great time, with a very good atmosphere.

Worth a look on this showing.


15th July

  A Discreet Package...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Bar de la Poste
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post office On Soi Lengkee, two units past French owned Le Private, a bar along the lines of Mango Pub on Soi Khao Noi has opened: Bar de la Poste .

Look for the sign of Trafalgar Bar & Guest House. The entrance is rather discreet and you have to ring the bell to get in.

The bar is spacious enough and the lighting is satisfactory.

The girls are not all top models, but they are not shy at all. There were seven or eight of them sitting on bar stools in dresses that were short enough to reveal their shaven pussies.

For lady drinks of 120 baht they drop their dresses, the only garments they are wearing apart from their shoes, and you can inspect their bodies.

Barfines are 300 baht behind the BJ counter and in the playroom downstairs and 400 baht in the ST room upstairs. The girls expect 500 baht for a BJ and from 700 baht for FS.

When I arrived I was the only customer, but soon a group of three or four other farangs came in, who were having a good time with a couple of girls getting undressed.

Shortly before I left a group of French speaking men arrived, who started chatting among them.

Bar de la Poste appears to be French owned.

Bottled Heineken 80 baht.


12th July


Living Dolls One re-opens after renovation
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living dolls 1 Living Dolls One on central Walking Street has re-opened.

You'd be hard pressed to see the renovations. New lighting and a lick of paint on the stage and some new seating.

Some nice looking new girls and no Coyote Dancers.

Pattaya's GoGo count has therefore climbed back up to 79.

808 Club has re-opened after a short police closure. The disco made the world news after someone posted pictures of a Thai girl giving a guy a blow job in the bar area.


11th July

  Post Paradise...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Goldflower
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goldflower On the left-hand side of Soi Khao Noi, past Paradise and Route 69, but still before Soi 9, at the previous location of Go Gress, Goldflower Bar has opened.

Nothing seems to have changed on the ground floor and on the first floor.

There were about ten girls, most of them in their mid-twenties, farm-fresh and on the chubby side.

There were also two effeminate Thai boys, not sure what they were doing there.

Barfine 300 baht ST and 500 baht LT, the girls expecting 1,000 and 2,000 baht respectively.

The ST room on the first floor (included in the barfine) is spacious and bright with a large mirror on the wall. The bathroom is on the same floor. The air conditioning in the ST room was kaputt .

Bottled Heineken 80 baht.


4th July

  Mostly coyote...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Glass House, SkyFall and Iron Club
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glass house The Glass House

I popped into The Glass House on a Wednesday night, quite a pleasant experience.

The Girls were mostly Coyote Dancers, with a few topless Girls. There were some extremely attractive girls on show.

Everyone very friendly.


I popped into Skyfall on the same night. Very nice furnishings.

Lots of beautiful Girls, nearly all Coyote Dancers who danced for 20 minutes. Then some lovely topless dancers for 5 minutes and back to endless Coyote Dancers again.

My friend thought it was great.

Iron Club

I popped into The Iron Club on Sunday night. I must admit it was a very forgettable experience. The Music was very loud, the seating is very cramped, and the girls very average.


3rd July

  No Tiers of Joy...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Champagne
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  champagne sign Some people seem to be dreaming of Soi LK Metro as a second Walking Street...Not me.

I do not often go there, mainly because of the motorbikes parked everywhere around and the food carts and the mobile shoe sellers, but more still for fear of being run over by a motorbike.

Champagne A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro is still a double shophouse and its neighbour Club Malibu, also a double shophouse, is still closed, but it does have Champagne signs on its façade now.

The layout of Champagne A-GoGo is still basically the same: a (too) narrow central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides. 

I have never been a big fan of double-tier bench seating: I feel uncomfortable on the upper benches and I feel uncomfortable on the lower benches.

The line of reasoning that it seats more customer bums cuts no ice: the punters are more spread and the empty space, especially on the upper benches, serves as a hiding place for the girls.

During my visit there were lots of dancers and waitresses and about a dozen customers.

The dancers went on stage in teams of ten. They were a mix of coyotes clad in denim outfits and girls in red bikinis in the most diverse shapes and sizes, with some huge tops and the bottoms varying from strings with a fantasy metal chain between the buttocks to old-fashioned swimming trunks . Many of them were in their thirties and forties and average at best: ugly faces, ridiculous silicone balloons, nasty tattoos and lots of pot bellies.

I did not see topless dancers. The only nudity I saw were a team of two naked dancers and the two or three girls soaping in a big elevated transparent box.

There was also a short act by a pole dance performer.

On the television screen Japanese adult cartoons were shown.

The girls at Champagne A-GoGo were not pushy at all for lady drinks. Perhaps they do not want to hassle expats and cheap charlies. In that case there must have been expats and cheap charlies only.

Bottled Heineken still 120 baht.


2nd July

  Pattaya: The World Sugar Paradise...

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Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Soi LK Metro/Soi Buakhao

I popped into Sugar Sugar on Saturday night, it was very lively.

Mostly Coyote dancers but very attractive Girls.

With very good atmosphere and friendly staff.

Paradise sign 2014 Paradise on LK Metro

I popped into Paradise club on the same night, it was very quiet.

Some attractive topless girls but there is no interaction between punters and girls unless the girls know you. So no atmosphere.

One to have a quick drink and leave.

World Wide stage World Wide on Beach Road

I visited Worldwide Ago-go on Tuesday night,

It is the worst ago-go in Pattaya. Don't waste a second of your life by entering it.


27th June

  Marmite Ladies?...

Love 'em or hate 'em, you may find it useful to know where lady boys work on the dark side
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Ladyboys Susan Aldous ebook I guess that about a third of all Dark Side bars employ ladyboys (usually one or two).

I have never understood the rationale (if any) behind such a business decision. I have no problem with ladyboys per se, but I think it would be better to have specialised ladyboy gogos and bars.

AFAIK the following Dark Side bars have (or at least have had at some point in time) ladyboys:

  • Angel Bar Beer
  • Bamboo Bar, now Angels Place
  • The Bird Cage
  • Dao Bar/Cafe
  • The Duke's Lounge
  • Jungo Bar
  • Kayak Bar
  • KiK
  • Mac's Bar
  • Mermaid Bar Beer
  • Michel (or: Michelle) Happy Bar
  • Moon Light Bar Beer (reopened)
  • Peet Bar
  • Pussy Cat Bar Beer
  • Saxo Bar
  • Top Cool Retreat
  • USABAR (probably closed)


22nd June

  Love and Destiny...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lady Love and Destiny
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  Lady Love I popped by Soi LK Metro on Saturday night.

Lady Love

There were topless and coyote dancers, mostly attractive.

There were Naked Girls in the bath, who were also attractive.

The music was ok and a good atmosphere.


There were 3 groups of 6 dancers, all topless, wearing black knickers, all attractive and only 1 fatty.

Not many punters, the staff were all friendly,

Music was ok, not too loud.


19th June

  Short Time Decline...

An update from the Ban Chang bar scene
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candy bar ban chang The Ban Chang strip is no longer worth the effort to get there.

Rumours Pub & Grill is still closed.

Between Beaver Bar and Bottoms Up Bar a small Candy Bar 2 has opened, which happened to be empty.

You & Me Bar has become Sunshine Bar.

Mama's Pub has closed.

Star Bar has become Ram Inn.

All bars in the side soi ( Dear Friends Bar, Lovely Bar and Happy Beer Bar 2 ) have closed.

Except for Star Bar having become Ram Inn, the website www.banchangbars.com does not reflect recent changes.

Most bars seem to have ceased offering ST rooms, perhaps under police pressure.

The bars on the Ban Chang strip do not awake earlier than 4 to 5 p.m. and that means that the girls are sitting outside, performing their most important activity: eating .

The quality and quantity of the girls seem to be constantly dwindling.

Nevertheless, I was quoted 1,500 baht ST by an old fatty.

If you happen to see something decent on a terrace, the odds are:

  1. She is the cashier.

  2. She is the mamasan.

  3. She is the female owner.

  4. She is the owner's wife.

  5. She has men (menstruation).

  6. It is a ladyboy.

  7. She is a virgin.

Believe it or not, at Farang Bar a very shy 19-year-old spinner from Bangkok named Ice said she wanted to earn some money to support her mama and to finance her studies at university. She was adamant that she had never had sex in her life, not with a Thai boy, not with a farang and that she did not want to lose her virginity. Her colleagues said she had turned down an offer of 10,000 baht for her cherry. Personally I would never pay over the odds for a completely inexperienced girl, but that is me. What I wonder is why someone like Ice (What is in a name ?) would want to work in a red-light district.

For those who have never been to Ban Chang:

After dark a baby elephant and its mahout are roaming the strip . The pachyderm has no front lights, but it does have a rear light, tied to its tail.


19th June

 Updated: Well Dressed...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gentlemen's Club
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gentlemens club Gentlemen's Club on Soi Diamond has indeed reopened.

At first sight the interior has remained unchanged.

A quota of 80% coyotes seems to be becoming a bad habit at re-openings of second-rate and third-rate gogos.

There was a team of 6 or 7 dancers in black string bikinis, who towards the end of their dance stint took of their tops. Several of them were wearing black transparent camisoles; only one could be considered as above average.

There were also two teams of about 12 sub average coyotes clad in white. Most of them were wearing double and triple tops and bottoms. Some very huge tops, some white camisoles and even some white T-shirts.

There were two or three other customers, but when I left I appeared to be the last one.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, Corona 200 baht, lady drinks 140 baht, model showgirl drinks 180 baht.

Update: News from Soi Diamond

On the door next to The Windmill Club A-GoGo, where the stairs to Tramps A-GoGo used to be, is a big sign in Thai language.

When I was dining across the soi at Swiss Food, one of my favourite restaurants, I saw a couple leaving The Windmill Club and entering that door next to it. I am wondering now if there are ST rooms at the previous location of Tramps or if there are plans to revive Tramps as a gogo.

Swiss House restaurant on Soi Diamond (not to be confused with Swiss Food on the same soi) has been closed since the beginning of June 2015 and the furniture has disappeared. At the window is a sign now FOR RENT/SALE .


10th June

  Dreaming of nude dancing...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Maxine's Club
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maxines On Soi Diamond, at the previous location of Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo, Maxine's Club A-GoGo has opened.

The interior has remained unchanged, apart from a complex chrome pole structure on the square stage.

The lighting was fine, but the music was a disaster.

There were many "girls", but the average quality was very poor, even compared to other recent openings. There are just way to many "gogos" in Pattaya en by far not enough "talent" to fill them.

More than 80 % of the dancers at Maxine's Club A-GoGo were "coyotes", some of them with a transparent camisole over their outfit.  I also saw some dancers in bikinis with transparent négligés and transparent camisoles.

The dancers went on stage in teams of eight to ten.

I was told that the bikini dancers would drop their tops on stage, but when a third team of coyotes went on stage I could not be arsed to stay any longer.

Barfine was 1,000 baht with even the ugliest "girls" expecting 2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT.

Among the waitresses were some tomboys; also some male waiters. There were lots of staff, but hardly some customers and they did not stay long.

BEWARE: lady drinks 200 baht.

BEWARE: automatic tipping, small change is not returned.

Usually I tip, but I hate it when they take it for granted: it should be MY decision, not THEIRS.

Bottled Heineken 145 baht, no (promotion for) draught beer.

Correction: Note that a previous version of the review suggested that the bar was associated with Sweethearts A-GoGo. This is not the case, there is no such connection.


8th June

  Gushing praise...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Naam Bar
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Walking Street Naam Bar is an open single-shophouse bar on Walking Street between Best Bar and Harem A Go Go.

The bar has just very recently been revamped. It is still owned by Naam and her partner Roger. Great place to relax and enjoy Walking Street. 

More seating has been added on the street level with the actual bar having been moved upstairs. A new VIP lounge has been installed next to the bar on the first floor should you wish to retire from the hectic goings on in Walking Street.

You are always made very welcome at Naambar and the girls will serve you popcorn & peanuts once you have managed to seat yourself and ordered a drink. A fresh ice cold towel is also given to you to cool yourself down with and there is a large TV to watch if Walking Street is not what you want to look at.

There are new girls working at Naambar and they are all friendly and it does not take you long to get to know them, but they are not pushy, so you can actually have a great time and relax.

A great bar to have a really good time and once you have spent some time there, you will go back. The guys from South Africa can't wait to visit again.


6th June

  A Good Evening Out...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girl
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Super Girl I popped into Super Girl Friday night,

There were Bikini, topless and nude Dancers ,all of them Attractive,

There were 4 Girls from Spicy Girls and 2 from Living Dolls one, both ago-go's closed at the moment,

There was lots of interaction between Girls and Punters, Girls shaking their beautiful bums in your face and more. In fact I ran out of 20's.

Short time is 1500 baht.

Definitely one for a good evening out.

Apparently Spicy Girls has gone bust, the Girls were not paid last month.

Living Dolls One is shut for refurbishment for 1 month, which seems a long time?


4th June

  Gambling on Reopening...

Las Vegas, Dream Club, Living Dolls One and Malibu
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las vegas ii In Pattaya it is extremely quiet now.

At least half of the people on Walking Street now are flocks strolling behind a guide with a flag.

Not many traditional punters if you ask me.

Living Dolls 1 A-GoGo on Walking Street opposite Happy A-GoGo has closed and it looks as if the builders are in.

Believe it or not, I have been told that Dream Club A-GoGo on Soi Diamond will reopen on Monday 8th June 2015.

The rumour has resurfaced that Champagne A-GoGo and Club Malibu on Soi LK Metro are going to become one mega gogo.

Las Vegas II GoGo on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) has reopened.

I was told that they have been closed during one week for refurbishments, but I noticed not the slightest change.

In the toilets was still a sign for sale (in English) with a telephone number. On the floor of the toilets was an empty Cialis blister, but this is Pattaya.

At my visit there were about ten girls for three customers and two of them were on stage at any time.

A skinny one with horrible stretch marks was fully naked and an old balding one was topless in a transparent white skirt without pants. All the other ones were overdressed in white bikinis, some of them with black underwear. To say the truth, all girls were at least below average.

As usual there was no mamasan to be seen, which, by me, is not necessarily a bad thing.

Bottled Heineken is still 110 baht and they still offer a stapled lottery ticket with every drink.

The Las Vegas News counteracts the temporary closure of New Living Dolls so the GoGo count stays at 77.


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