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28th November

  Worth a detour...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Bypass
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bypassOn the corner of Walking Street and Soi Happy, where Crazy Bar Beer and before that for many years Best Bar with comfortable rattan armchairs used to be, another mini-gogo has opened: Bypass A-GoGo .

The layout is somewhat unusual. Along the left-hand side are mirrors and a low, not too broad stage with on the edge nine chrome poles of about 1.8 metres high.

Along the right-hand side are mirrors on the upper half of the wall, high tables and bar stools. In between is bench seating with a good view of the stage. Anyway, the seating is less cramped than in other recently opened gogos.

The toilets are upstairs.

The dancers went on stage in three teams of about eight each.

About ¾ of the dancers were mostly fat and ugly, double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes in white outfits, apart from a couple with black shorts or big Fahrenheit tops.

About ¼ of the dancers were clad in white string or pants bikinis. They would go topless after a while and some of them would strip naked. Surprisingly, taking into account my experiences with recent openings, some of them were even above average.

There were about as many customers as dancers.

The waitresses were fat, friendly and efficient.

I saw a mamasan handing cash to a girl, who had been barfined. I guess the customer had paid everything up front, something I would never do.

The lighting was good and the music not causing trouble.

Although my visit was on the second day of their existence, there was already a foul cigarette smoke stench.

Happy hour 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.: all drinks 70 baht. Otherwise, bottled Heineken 150 baht, all soft drinks 120 baht, lady drinks 150 baht, "model drinks" 200 baht.



14th November

  Normal service resuming...

Pattaya bar news and a review from Geisha
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geisha cardThe first month the King's mourning period has now ended and bars are set to resume more normal operation. The Walking Street GoGos will now be closing 3am. Presumably the opening times will revert to the normal 8pm, or thereabout

Several dancers from the defunct World Wide A-GoGo on Beach Road have relocated to Silver Star A-GoGo on Soi 8.

Lita Bar , the ladyboy bar that had closed on Soi BJ off Walking Street, has reopened on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2).

Off Third Road, in a soi more or less opposite Soi 33 (where Le Carré Blanc used to be), a smallish bar has opened: Geisha Club Bar Hôtesses .

The door was opened before I could ring the doorbell.

Most girls were in their late thirties and wearing big bras and big pants under their chaste dresses. No nudity, nothing special on offer. No other customers.

I saw a coaster of a Belgian beer Keizer Karel . (Emperor Charles V was an enthusiastic beer drinker and already legendary during his lifetime. His Antwerp residence Prinsenhof (Prince's Court) now houses the main campus of Universiteit Antwerpen. When he later moved from the Low Countries to Spain a number of brew masters accompanied him.)

geisha card mapBarfine (room included) 300 baht, full service (no anal) 1,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken 105 baht, lady drinks (cola on the rocks) 130 baht, a tad expensive for the kind of venue.

By comparison: at Working Girl on Soi 6 the new prices are 89 baht for bottled Heineken and 125 baht for lady drinks.



12th November

  Passion for sale...

Pattaya Bar News: Diamond Sports Bar and Passion Dance Club
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Passion neonOn Soi Diamond the previous location of The Sea gogo has become Diamond Sports Bar, which is always deserted when I walk past.

In the toilets of Passion Dance Club on Soi 6 is a for-sale notice.

The dancers at Passion Dance Club were ringing the bell themselves, drinking tequila shots and getting as drunk as lords. Instead of dancing they were sat on the stage. One of them could hardly reach the bench seating where she fell asleep.

It looks as if the old mamasan Nee cannot keep her girls under control.

Bottled Heineken still 115 baht.


10th November

  Zillions of females...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews:
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pheromone clubOn Walking Street, right of the previous alley to the old Champion A-GoGo and the disappeared stairs to the defunct Spicy Girls A-GoGo/Guugle Show/Powers Club A-GoGo, a new gogo has opened: Pheromone Club.

That venue has been for many years the German restaurant Bierkutsche and after that a shoe shop. In fact it is in front of the old Champion A-GoGo.

Outside were greeters clapping their hands the way you also see at SensationS A-GoGo, perhaps aimed at Japanese punters.

Inside is a central stage, which goes up some steps towards the end and which is surrounded with chrome poles.

On both sides is very narrow and very uncomfortable double-tier seating.

Upstairs is also a narrow gallery, the purpose of which is not clear.

dirndl dressThere were zillions of females, but only a dozen of punters and hardly a place to sit.

The waitresses were wearing uniforms that looked vaguely like dirndl dresses.

The dancers were mediocre and clad in ugly big-bikini-based uniforms. Most of them looked over thirty or even over forty and many were silicone enhanced. Up to twenty of them were packed on stage and hardly moving.

At the street-end-side of the stage several unveiled their bolt-ons and saggy tits, not a beautiful sight.

Poor lighting and crappy music.

Bottled Heineken 155 baht.


8th November

  Backless shorts...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire Club
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sapphire club logoI popped into The sapphire Club on Soi 15 on Saturday night. Still the sexist Girls you'll find anywhere in Pattaya,

It was full of Punters having a good time. I can't recommend it highly enough. No Nudity but if you like girls in Thigh Length Black stockings and extremely small shorts showing beautiful Bums, you'll love it.

There was a very slim Blonde with lovely legs, the back of her shorts were completely cut away so you could see all of her Bum and it was absolutely stunning. The sexiest sight I've seen in a long time. Well worth the tip I gave her.

Lady Drinks 150 and Draft beer in happy hour 65 Baht.

Most of the Girls are very friendly. All the Girls who ate 3 shredded wheat have gone.


6th November

  Hitting the spot...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: G-Spot
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g-spot frontageI popped into G-spot on Walking Street on Saturday night, quite a pleasant experience.

Their are 2 stages, nearest the door had Coyote dancers, some very attractive and not over dressed, and the stage at the back had naked Dancers, most of them attractive. There was also a mat with naked girls on.

Everyone was very friendly and the Girls came round to the Punters.

Draft beer in large glass was 99 Baht and lady drinks 170. Barfine is 900 to 1100 depending on the Girl, and boom boom is 3000 short time.

Worth a visit.


27th October

  Black Ribbons...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Nevada
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black bowAt Club Nevada on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) lady drinks are still 100 baht, which is the cheapest for any gogo in Pattaya.

In this mourning period the music is lower and some girls are wearing a black ribbon around their upper arm or a black bow on their bra.

String bikinis, but no nudity.

Bottled Heineken 125 baht now.


24th October

  Not so immune after all...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Kiss Kool
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kiss kool castI was accosted in the usual Soi 6 manner as I was going to a 7/11 to buy some smokes. I have become almost immune to the cries of Helloooo and Welkum you hear every day a hundred times in Pattaya but this particular girl attracted me so I asked her name and promised to see her the next day. A week later I kept my promise and she remembered me and was pleased I had come back although belatedly.

The interior of the bar is dominated by an old motorcycle which I think is a Harley although being an old Norton man I can not be sure. There is a smoking area outside the bar. Inside is a bit Spartan with only one sofa and a couple of chairs and tables. But the place is comfortable enough.

We agreed a fee (expensive but I was horny and in no mood to haggle) and I paid her out and we went to my hotel. She did her best to justify the price of my mini adventure with a superb bedroom performance


20th October

  Kiss Me and Goodbye: News and Reviews from North Pattaya...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Kiss Me Beer Bar
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kiss me signKiss Me Beer Bar is in a complex near the Beach Road end of Soi 3.

A couple of attractive ladies work here but the rest are distinctly below par. Some of them should have retired years ago but nevertheless they are friendly enough if you just want to chill out with a beer or two.

There is a pool table but it can not be used if it is raining as it is not fully under cover.

I visited this bar two nights running and stayed for an hour or two. On both occasions I was the only customer so pop in. They will be pleased to see you!

However 2 of my favourite bars have gone from the area. Intira Bar Second Road has vanished as has Sanuk Bar . A lot of development at the top end of Second Road has led to the demise of these bars.

Going north along Second Road a lot of bars and restaurants have signs in Russian showing the continued increase in the number of Russian visitors and the desire to cater for them specifically.


18th October

  Pool Classes...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Lek's Classroom
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lek classroom barLek's Classroom is on Second Road near top of Soi 4. south side.

Typical open beer bar with very friendly staff and a decent band.

Obligatory pool table and one of the friendliest ladies, Nat, is a red hot player. I have spent a lot of time in this bar because the atmosphere is good and no hassle for lady drinks. Even the fact I can rarely beat Nat at Pool does not put me off.



16th October

  A Tale of Two Titty Bars...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Peppermint and Super Girl
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peppermintAs Walking Street's Peppermint has a reputation for some hands on fun I paid a visit last night. I had 2 drinks and stayed about 40 minutes.

A lot of pretty girls and quite a few customers in there but absolutely no interaction at all. One customer bought a drink or two for the girls who pocketed their drinks chits and continued dancing until the end of their stint. Then they joined the gentleman just long enough to polish off their drinks, a quick wei and then off to the opposite end of the room to sit with the other girls who were not dancing. This was not what I was expecting at all. One customer who came in and sat near me was a young, good looking guy but he too was ignored.

Checkbin and away!

Super GirlI decided to call in Super Girl on Soi 15 and within ten seconds of taking a seat I had one of the most beautiful girls in there getting up close and personal even before I had ordered a drink! I ordered for her and myself and she called over a friend, topless, and so now had two lovely ladies paying me a lot of friendly personal attention. I wanted to barfine girl one long time but she said she only did st. Shame because she was a real cracker.

Stayed for 3 or 4 drinks then left to get soaked in yet another storm. This only goes to prove that reputations count for very little where bars and Go-Go's are concerned. It all depends on luck!


15th October

  Pretty good line up...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Fahrenheit
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Fahrenheit signFahrenheit A-GoGo is located on Walking Street near Soi 15.

I visited about 9.00pm.

Few customers but a good line up of pretty girls, about 16 on stage at a time. Rotation about every 5 minutes with new girls before same girls return again in different outfits. Topless dancing periodically although without a great deal of enthusiasm. A few of the ladies more into it than others though.

I had no intention of taking a lady so left after about half hour.

Serving staff friendly and did not hassle for drinks, always a plus in my book.


14th October

  Not Nice...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: So Nice
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So Nice signLas Vegas III GoGo on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) has reopened as SO NICE The Fun Bar .

Nothing seems to have changed and the bench seating is still as worn out.

I saw five horrible fatties, worse even than at Miami A-GoGo on Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office). Two of them were on stage at any time. Three were clad in string bikinis, two were topless.

I have been watching the television screens for most of my time there.

The rock-style music was not too loud.

Unsurprisingly I was the only customer.

Bottled Heineken 110 baht, draught beer 50 baht.


11th October

  Generating a few sparks...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Electric Blue
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electric blue pattayaClub Electric Blue on Soi 15 offers a good first impression. It has a good lively atmosphere with lots of dancing girls. And what immediately sets it above many, if not most, Walking Street bars is that it also offers lots of nudity. There were a decent amount of good lookers amongst the crew.

It is easily the most popular of all the previous incarnations that have used the venue over the last few years.

There was plenty of friendly female servers on hand, and maybe to make sure they are adding the hubbub of people milling round, they are banned from sitting with customers. A bit annoying if you would like a more relaxed chat with long time friends.

The bar offers BOGOF offers during happy hour which is something I generally try and avoid. BOGOFF offers get a bit of bad press, at least in the UK, as they either highlight high baseline prices, or else are wasteful to those customers only really wanting one. In this case the baseline prices are just a little above average.

But a good port of call for those that fondly remember GoGos of old that featured bikinis or less as the general rule.


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