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29th January


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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crystal
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crytsal club Crystal Club on Soi LK Metro seems to have recovered from their all-time low last summer, but they do not yet reach their pre-coup level.

I sat down at the right-hand side because I do not like the cramped double-tier seating on the left-hand side.

There were teams of six dancers on stage at any time. About half of the dancers went topless and only two naked. Once they left the stage they hurried to put their tops (and bottoms).

Some were slightly above average and some sub-average. There were no coyotes left, but many dancers were wearing big pants.

The sex on the beach music was accompanied by a matching video on the six flat screens.

Although there were not too many customers there was a persistent cigarette smoke stench. Several of the staff were smoking cigarettes inside and not really interested in the customers; no reason to tip.

Asahi draught 69 baht, bottled Heineken (during happy hour I guess) 80 baht.


27th January

  A Pretty Bunch...

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Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Living Dolls Showcase
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Living Dolls Showcase Living Dolls Showcase is located on central Walking Street by the shrine known as the Walking Street Tree

I came out of Happy on Tuesday night and as my Arthritis was giving me a bit of gip, I took a stroll down walking street, I got as far as Living Doll Showcase and a Girl I know, Mae, called me in. It is not a venue I normally visit as it has no cheap Draft Beer.

I was very impressed by the Coyote Dancers, you would have to go a long way to find a prettier bunch. The topless show Girls were also very attractive, no chubby girls here.

Mae is very cute and I bought her a drink and one for her friend who was stunning.

The music was good and not too loud.

Well worth a visit, but you need long pockets. Cheap charlies keep clear


18th January


Nice 'n' Naughty

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Skyfall
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skyfall mat After a very difficult delivery Skyfall A-GoGo has finally opened on Walking Street.

First the good news:

After all disastrous recent openings and re-openings of gogos on Walking Street (Tiger, Palace, Infinity, Spicy Girls, Nui's, Crazy House, Coyote Club, Glass House/Ginza II, Harem 2) it is a pleasure to tell that the interior of Skyfall A-GoGo is the most beautiful of all eighty plus Pattaya gogos and a new norm for future gogos.

The main colours are beige and steel blue and there are mirrors around everywhere.

The lighting is optimal with no disturbing flashlights.

The bar is in the front corner left and the DJ's booth in the rear corner right. The bench seating at both sides is extremely comfortable. The owners have clearly resisted the seduction of cramped double tier seating, a typical Soi LK Metro disease.

The three stages are low enough to allow for a comfortable view. The first stage and the third stage both with chrome poles on them have a meandering shape. The second (unused) stage is large and round and has some kind of strange round net curtain or mosquito net in the middle.

The toilets at the rear left are clean and spacious.

And now the less good news:

As with all recently (re)opened gogos the biggest issue were the girls .

At Skyfall A-GoGo they were overdressed, but not in coyote outfits. Their uniforms consisted of a white bow tie, a strapless white top (mostly with a bra with straps under it), a white-and-grey checked miniskirt with big black pants or a black string under it and stilettos of their own choice. Not the slightest nudity.

Unsurprisingly the dancers were a mixed lot of sub-average fuglies, fatties and oldies from late twenties up.

With the advent of McDonald's, KFC et al. it must be increasingly difficult to find enough talent to staff ten or twenty gogos, let alone more than eighty.

This being said, sometimes miracles do happen at places where you expect them the least. About a week ago at Club Nevada on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) I saw a young naked girl with a perfect shape, much better than what I have seen in recent times, even at Abraxas's top gogos . As I had to meet some fellow countrymen (beer drinkers, not gogo goers), I did not enquire about conditions, but I guess she knew her value.

At Skyfall A-GoGo I talked to a 35-year old dancer with a fat and shapeless body, a nose job and a silicone rack, who said she had worked at Angelwitch Rock Dancers on Soi 15 previously, which I could hardly believe.

I also talked to a not too beautiful 27-year old dancer who had arrived from Bangkok only a couple of days ago and had never worked bar before.

She told me she had had two Thai boyfriends only, had no children and had never boomboom a farang in her life.

I had to explain to her the urban meaning of the verb smoke and when she finally got it she seemed very reluctant to do that kind of thing.

She said barfine was 1,000 baht and 3,000 baht for her and did not seem to know the difference between short time and long time when I insisted.

The music was way too loud to have a comfortable conversation anyway.

All customers left quickly after finishing their drinks.

The (mostly corpulent) waitresses were friendly enough.

Coincidence or not, the beer coasters at Skyfall A-GoGo looked very similar to those used at SensationS A-GoGo, also on Walking Street.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht.


15th January

  Literally What's Up?...

The answer is a new upstairs bar at What's Up A-GoGo
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What's Up Playgirls What's Up is located on Soi 15 opposite Babydolls.

An upstairs bar has opened at What's Up, this time accessible from a separate entrance. The new bar features well produced acrobatic and pole dancing shows.

Top tier pricing is also in operation as per downstairs but the bar has a lot of fans that are happy to pay the price.

What's Up previously tried an upstairs bar but it was not a success. Perhaps the outside entrance is the key to getting more customers to try it out.


11th January

  What Happens in Vegas...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Las Vegas II
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las vegas ii Las Vegas II is located at the 2md Road end of Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato).

Called in a couple of days ago around 4pm.

Ordered a drink and as it arrived a topless girl landed beside me. offered her a drink and she promptly whipped off her knickers, rubbed her hand in her snatch and stuck her fingers under my nose and said smell good. I know this is Pattaya but this happened in less than 60 seconds of her sitting down.

Mixed bunch of girls from bad to half decent and mixed dress from bikini to nude.

Draft beer B50, Ladydrink B130.


5th January

  Off the Beaten Track...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Montana Bar and Lounge
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montana Montana Bar and Lounge is a bar with an empty terrace in front of it and where you have to ring the doorbell to be admitted.

The official name of the street seems to be REGIONAL LAND in English ( )and apparently referring to the nearby Land Office. However, some maps call the street Soi 17, although Soi 17 off Third Road ( CHALERMPHRAKIAT 17 ) is somewhere opposite the Sois 12 and 14 leading to M-Club and Soi 17 off Second Road/Phratamnak Road ( PATTAYASAISONG 17 , aka Soi VC and Soi Bembu) is opposite Marine Plaza. Some other maps call it Soi Bonkai, which can easily be misunderstood as chonkai meaning cockfight.

Anyway, there are several ways to get there: via Soi Kopai Soi 10 (on the left-hand side) and via Thepprasit Road Soi 8 (also on the left-hand side). From Walking Street you can get there via Soi Diamond: always straight on, cross Second Road into PATTAYASAISONG 16 (the street with the Sikh temple on the right-hand side), cross Third Road and proceed past Phuphaya Resort on the left-hand side, Montana Bar and Lounge is on the right-hand side, well before Le Sud Hotel on the left-hand side.

Inside Montana Bar and Lounge, along the right-hand wall, is a long bar with bar stools.

On the left-hand side it becomes broader and there is a small (unused) stage with two chrome poles on it and surrounded with sofas and coffee tables.

At both sides of this last area are long dark red curtains, apparently hiding the smoking corners.

There were about a dozen girls all clad in white tops with bras, Lolita's style short plaid skirts with strings and matching neckties.

There were almost as many punters as girls, most of them French speaking.

There were no skinny girls and, apart from one or two, they were varying from serious overweight to extremely fat.

However, they were a friendly bunch.

Most of them also had extremely big natural racks, interesting for those who like Russian style, aka (in Spain) cubana and (outside Spain) corbata espanola (literally Spanish necktie ).

The place was well lit and, apart from showing boobs and stuffing twenty-baht notes under bras and strings, nothing objectionable (such as public blowjobs) happened.

I was told that upstairs fun was 400 baht for the ST room and 1,000 baht for the companion. They also seem to rent out rooms at 690 baht per night.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


2nd January


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Mistys
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Club Mistys neon At Club Mistys on Soi 15 off Walking Street long-time manager Paul (known as Miserable Paul on certain internet fora) has quit and has been replaced by long skinny Brian (AFIAK ex Glass House, ex Dollhouse, ex Kiss and ex Blue Lagoon). Tim is still acting as an assistant manager.

At my last visit there were about thirty dancers in yellow transparent string bikinis, several of them topless. Teams of about ten dancers were on the central stage at any time, rotating one position after each song, but the mattresses and the small table-high stages remained empty.

During my visit there were never more than five customers at a time.

As the distance from the bench seating to the central stage is a bit long for a good view, I usually sit on one of the bar stools in front of the small stages.

The music was a bit too loud to my taste and made a conversation virtually impossible.

There seems to be a high turnover of dancers at Mistys, but that is much less the case for waitresses and mamasans.

A girl I talked to told me she had started ten days ago and had worked at The Office A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro before.

There is still a donation box for the orphans at the Camillian Social Centre in Rayong.

And bottled Heineken is still 145 baht.


30th December

  Lively High Season...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crystal, Private Dancer, Casnovy
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crytsal club Crystal Club on Soi LK Metro

I popped into Crystal Club on Monday Night. It was very Good.

Lots of topless girls and one was the prettiest Girl I've seen anywhere in Pattaya.

Private Dancer on Soi 15

I visited Private Dancer on Christmas Day Evening.

It was much Improved with attractive Naked Girls and a new mamasang Aum.

It's anything goes hands on fun.

Casnovy on Walking Street

Then to Casnovy on Sunday Evening. It was very lively,

Beautiful topless Bangkok Models and some lovely nude dancers,

Lots of interaction between girls and punters,

The music was very loud.

Draft was 70 Baht and you have pay at the end bins. (previously pay as you go was reported).

Lady Drinks 120 Baht


28th December

  Christmas at the Office...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: The Office, Club Oasis and Sugar Sugar
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office The Office (Soi LK Metro)

I popped into The Office on Monday Evening and I'm glad to say, it is back to its best.

There were lots of attractive girls, topless, bikini and of course office suits.

It was very lively and worth a visit.

Club Oasis (Soi Buakhao)

Later the same evening I visited Club Oasis

It was awful. There were 3-4 Coyote Dancers who showed no interest in  the punters.

I've had more fun at a funeral.

Sugar Sugar   (Soi Buakhao)

And an update on Sugar Sugar from the same evening. There were 3 stunning topless girls there. It's getting better,


27th December

  Stuffed Deer...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Blue Lagoon Bar
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blue lagoon The Blue Lagoon (not to be confused with the defunct Blue Lagoon A-GoGo behind the Best Friends bar complex on Beach Road) is a small bar located in a private village named The Village on Third Road opposite the fire station and about 100 metres south of Buffalo Bar (see Enclosures).

Depending on the class some villages in Pattaya are strict gated communities , in some villages (food) vendors are banned, at the entrance to some villages farangs driving a car will probably not be stopped but Thais riding motorbikes or tricycles will and in some villages anybody can venture around no questions asked.

The Village on Third Road clearly belongs to this last category and even its communal pool with a small open bar is directly accessible from the pavement of Third Road.

Many Scandinavians are living at The Village and along its main soi are some small bars/snack bars, The Blue Lagoon being the last one, on the left-hand side at the end of this main soi.

In front of The Blue Lagoon is a mini swimming pool and the inside of the bar is dominated by a stuffed deer head at the wall.

The Blue Lagoon is Swedish owned and outside three Swedes including the owner and one Norwegian were drinking shots of dum-dum (a dark mixture smelling like aniseed kept in a Coca Cola bottle in the fridge and probably containing ouzo or pastis and Kahlua; think of dum = black ).

The only girl I have seen and talked to was the 39-year old cashier from Ubon.

The drink prices were at gentlemen's club level, but the snacks appeared to be more democratically priced.

I also found a Facebook Page.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, dum-dum shot 80 baht, daily special (food) 99 baht.


24th December


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Tiger Club
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tiger sign Tiger Club A-GoGo upstairs from Walking Street has reopened.

In the staircase paint had been spilt about everywhere including on the handrail. The central stages have been replaced by small round island stages in the middle and in the corners.

The bench seating has been replaced by high tables with bar stools. Behind this first area are a second (deserted) area with sofas and a third (also deserted) area with pool tables.

The bar is in still in the front, the toilets are still outside and there is still a door connecting to Shark Club A-GoGo.

There were about thirty average or worse dancers with not the slightest uniformity of outfits. A number were in beach bikinis and one in a The Moon Clubish silver bikini and I also have seen some black transparent camisoles and ditto neglige's . A lot were clad in (well visible) double tops and double bottoms.

Some, not many, dancers took off their tops towards the end of their dance stint and most of those were wearing pasties on their nipples.

The change of the dance shifts was rather chaotic.

There was a high pressure from staff (both dancers and waitresses) to buy lady drinks and (tequila) shots.

One particularly annoying waitress pulled my beer bottle out of the condom to check the contents and demanded I pay although it was still half full. Of course I refused and only paid when I was ready, the precise amount without a tip.

There were not more than three or four customers at a time and nobody was staying too long.

IMO not a very successful (re)start.

Draught beer 80 baht, bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 140-185 baht.


22nd December


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Tiger Club
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tiger sign Tiger club recently re-opened on Soi Diamond access via stairs off Walking Street.

I popped into Tiger Club Tuesday night.

It is a very strange layout. It has single Dancers, all on small stages, with high chairs and tables for customers scattered around the room. You can only look at one or two girls.

The dance routines are very long with the girl doing a gradual strip.

The girls were attractive, but a very odd place.


17th December

  Happy on Soi 7...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Silver Star 2 and Happiness
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silverstar 2 Silver Star 2 A-GoGo is located at the Beach Road end of Soi 7

I popped into Silver Star 2 on Monday night.

It was very lively. There were 10 virtually naked girls on stage, and 2 naked girls in the bath tub,

The standard of girl was not as high as on previous visits, but there were some pretty ones, and all hands on fun was happening.

All staff were very friendly. Well worth a visit.

Lady Drinks were 125 and draft beer 72 (half pint)

Happiness A-GoGo is at the middle of the same soi.

I popped into Happiness Agogo on the same night,

It was very quiet only 3 punters and 8 girls. All the girls were overweight, although still attractive,

The music was good but a little too loud.

With more girls, it would be ok.


16th December


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gentlemen's Club
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gentlemens club As I promised I went back to Gentlemen's Club on Soi Diamond.

At first sight not much has changed since last July.

Around 1 a.m. there were several customers and about a dozen dancers, most of them clad in black, two, three or four of them on stage. The dance stints were still a boring 15 to 20 minutes long.

Apart from the bikini dancers mostly in strings, there were also coyotes with black transparent camisoles over their big tops. One of bikini dancers had put a transparent white neglige over her black bikini and another one was wearing a pink string under her black string.

Towards the end of their dance stints some of the bikini dancers took off their tops. None were wearing pasties on their nipples.

The girls were all around thirty years and the coyotes had ugly bellies. I would not be surprised if they were rented by the day.

Bottled Heineken still 140 baht, lady drinks still 135-200 baht, daily specials 60 baht, draught beer also 60 baht (perhaps not every day).


15th December

  Sweet Coffee...

Comments from Club Mistys, Sugar Sugar and Kiss
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Club Mistys

I popped into Club Misty's on Friday night.

It's under new management, Brian from New Living Dolls has taken over. He has a big job on his hands,

There were a few attractive Bikini Dancers and 2 topless girls, but they are too far from the seating areas.

There were no girls dancing on the tables and only 3 punters,

There was no interaction with the girls and very little atmosphere.

Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar

On Saturday night, I visited LK Metro and Sugar Sugar.

It was very lively in there. Mostly Coyote Dancers but the costumes were very revealing, some topless girls, good music and atmosphere.

The best coffee I've had anywhere in Thailand.

Kiss A-GoGo

Then onto Kiss on the same soi.

I must say it was a very boring drink. The girls were overdressed and of a very poor standard and the music was very poor too.


7th December

  Not Too Unfriendly...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Le Private
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le private soi lengkee Le Private is a French owned beer bar on Soi Lengkee.

It often happens that no girls are sitting outside and the (sliding) doors are closed to save on air conditioning.

Inside were more (mostly French speaking) customers than girls and a lot of cigarette smoke.

The (mostly Thai-Khmer) girls were sub-average as usual, but not too unfriendly.

Barfine ST 300 baht (air conditioned room included).

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


6th December


Pattaya Bar Reviews: Venus Love Lounge
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venus love lounge Venus Love Lounge on Third Road just north of Pattaya Klang seems to open intermittently.

Apparently they open at 2 p.m. and close early when they run out of girls .

When I arrived around 8 p.m. the bar was nearly deserted, no other customers.

A 30-year old girl from Ubon Ratchathani was not too unfriendly, but did not understand (let alone speak) a single word of English; perhaps she was farm fresh from the Thai karaoke circuit.

The new, ugly and not so young mamasan told me she had lived for two years in my home city and could even speak some words of Dutch, albeit hardly understandable.

When I put forward I did not see the beauties from their Facebook page, she tried to make me believe four better looking girls had been barfined and taken to some islands for a week.

Barfine ST 300 baht (room included), LT a steep 800 baht.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, lady drinks 100 baht.


3rd December

  A Good Time...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spicy Girls
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spicy girls Spicy Girls is  located on Walking Street above Champion A-GoGo

I popped upstairs to Spicy Girls Tuesday Evening.

It is a very lively place with topless and naked girls, with lots of hands on fun.

Most of the girls appear to have come from The Lighthouse and Sugarbaby.

All staff are very friendly and a good time is guaranteed, unless you're a cheap Charlie.


1st December


Pattaya Food Reviews: Bier Stuble
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bier stuble sign One of my favourite restaurants in Pattaya is German owned and long established Bier Stüble on Soi 7.

(Bier means beer and Stüble is a diminutive of Stube , a cosy room; " herein in die gute Stube " means something like "welcome to my place").

With a bit of luck you can hear the "beat" of their neighbours Silver Star 2 A-GoGo.

They have excellent soups, such as Linsensuppe (German style, not Indian or Arab style, green lentil soup), Nudelsuppe (German style, not Thai style, noodle soup with scrambled eggs) and Leberknödelsuppe (liver dumpling soup), a typical Bavarian dish.

Among their main dishes are Sauerbraten (marinated, braised beef) with Rotkohl (red cabbage) or salad and Spätzle (typical egg and flour noodles) or potatoes, and Kaßler (slightly smoked, slightly brined, steamed pork loin) with Sauerkraut (fermented white cabbage) and mashed potatoes.

If you order Sauerbraten the waitresses will ask you what you want it with; they have a strange way of pronouncing the word Rotkohl .

Do not hesitate to ask mustard with the Kaßler .

Note that this restaurant is closed in low season for about three and a half months. The owner leaves for Europe in the second half of May and comes back to Pattaya in the first half of September.

The staff are a very friendly bunch.

Bottled Heineken 80 baht, German beers 110-200 baht, soups 110-120 baht, Kaßler 220 baht, Sauerbraten 250 baht.


30th November

  Lost Sparkle...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire Club
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Sapphire Club frontage Sapphire Club A-GoGo is located on Pattaya Soi 15, in sight of Walking Street.

I popped into Sapphire Club Saturday night.

I must say I did not think it could get worse, but they've managed it. All Girls are now Coyote Dancers, with blouse, bra, short skirt and G-string,

There were some pretty Girls, but also some very fat and old ones, who would have to pay me 2000 baht for boom boom.

There is still no interaction between girls and punters.

The draft beer was nice, but one to avoid.

Happy hour draft in Sapphire is now 60 Baht.


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