VOD. Pay per minute, Streaming Rental, or Download to Own
 Nightlife Reviews

Sex Machines
Sex Machines

Thai Anxiety home page Home Nightlife Index Nightlife News Bars: North Bars: Naklua News: Thailand Thai Life
Links News Index GoGos: North Soi 6 East Pattaya Scams
Exchange Thai Life Index GoGos: Walking St Soi 7/8 Central Farangland Diary
Reviews Site Index GoGos: South Soi 13s South Adult World Sex Aware
Massage   GoGos: Russian Walking St Jomtien    

28th February

  Shades of Bangkok...

Simply Porn
Free shipping to Europe
Simply Porn DVD


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spanky's
Link Here

Spanky's logo Spanky's on Soi Diamond is the Pattaya subsidiary of Spanky's on Nana Plaza (Sukhumvit Soi 4) in Bangkok.

The layout of Spanky's consists of a central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides.

The toilets are very cramped, only urinals; not a place to visit when you are suffering from acute diarrhoea. The lighting is satisfactory.

On the stage were seven to ten dancers at any time, half of them topless. They were clad in red strings, with or without matching tops. Several were wearing black underwear under their bottoms.

There was a topless girl in the shower cubicle who was saving on water. No full nudity.

On the positive side: there were no fatties and the girls ranged from 4 to 8.

There was a very high pressure from the dancers and from the waitresses to buy lady drinks. Beware of double and triple teaming .

There were only a couple of other customers and nobody stayed long.

That being said, some years ago (perhaps 2012), during the Songkran period, I have had a very satisfying LT experience with a girl from Spanky's at 1,000 baht only.

Bottled Heineken 155 baht, Bangkok price ?

In front of Spanky's is a sign in Japanese with the numbers 155 and 150 , referring to prices of bottled beers and lady drinks I guess.


20th February


Wand Massagers The Magic Wand Massager
 UK's largest supplier



Ban Chang Bar Reviews: Bamboo Club, Candy Bar
Link Here

candy bar ban chang Banchang Grand Hotel seems to be rather successful. When I arrived around 4 p.m., I was told I got the last room that was still available. At night it sometimes happens the car park is full, which is not a big issue as there is enough parking room on the road. Apparently they do not only cater for Asians as I also saw some farangs with golf bags there. The old man at the reception desk of Banchang Grand Hotel is always very polite and very helpful, unlike the reception girls at the Camel Pub.

I finally found Bamboo Club in Ban Chang.

It is not located on the Ban Chang strip , but at least five kilometres from there on a road parallel to the beach. When coming from Pattaya along Sukhumvit Road, instead of turning left into Soi Tessaban 25 at the traffic light just before kilometre marker 194, turn right into Soi Tessaban 42 at the next traffic light. Follow Soi Tessaban 42 always straight on (and under the railway bridge) for several kilometres until some 100 metres before the beach. At the last crossing turn left into Phayun Road and follow this road always straight on, past the Phayun Beach sign at Thanon Phayun Soi 12 and towards Nam Rin Beach.

On the left-hand side you will finally see the signs of Tommy's Bistro & Bar and Bamboo Club , two single shophouses with terraces in front, both apparently German owned. Note that on the Bamboo website the word staff is systematically replaced by stuff , probably no pun intended.

When I arrived, one ladyboy cashier and three fatties were eating outside. The fattest one of the bunch followed me inside. The interior is nicely laid out with a long bar and barstools on the right-hand side and a small stage on the left-hand side with two chrome poles on it and the wall behind it covered with bamboo, hence the name of the bar. Unsurprisingly I was the only customer and I wonder how they can survive at that location. Bottled Heineken 80 baht.

Unlike the Dark Side and most of Pattaya, the Ban Chang strip does have rather decent pavements.

The Ban Chang strip is not precisely a gourmet destination, for wining and dining that is. At the Camel Pub my vegetable soup at 120 baht consisted of a bowl of warmed up milk (perhaps diluted whipping cream) with typical British very big green garden peas and small hard pieces of corncob, cauliflower and other vegetables in it. My salmon at 345 baht was more than overdone and tasted like straw. My still water was a very decent 20 baht only.

This reminded me that, at my latest visit to Europe, I paid not less than 1.70 Euro for a small plastic bottle of Spa Reine (in Belgium an ordinary mineral water) at a newspaper stand (no tables, no chairs, no service) in Antwerp Central Station, often listed as one of the most beautiful railway stations in the world .

The double-shophouse Rumours Pub & Grill on the Ban Chang strip is still closed.

Beaver Bar always closes very early.

Good Time Bar is more often closed than open.

WARNING: at The L(a)ying Cow I saw a cashier, a waitress and a ladyboy and I was told that nobody was barfineable there and that they had no rooms.

At Candy Bar I found a 20-year old girl, Fon, who had started only two weeks ago. Although she spoke little English and had a full-grown beaver, she also had some tattoos and knew how to smoke . I doubt if she was really farm-fresh . Barfine plus room was 300 baht, ST 1,000 baht and LT 2,000 baht. Candy Bar appears to be owned by an old Filipino and his Thai wife. I had the impression that LT was discouraged although it was around closing time.

A couple of years ago I have had a very satisfying LT also with a 20-year old girl from Candy Bar. If my memory serves me well it was 700 baht ST and 1,000 baht LT at the time. My pension is not raised at the same pace.


19th February

  Pretty and Very Pretty...

The Royal
Hardcore Store

Free shipping

Prices down by up to 50%

DVDs Downloads

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Baby, Harem and Sweethearts
Link Here

Super Baby Super Baby on Soi Diamond.

I popped into Super Baby Tuesday night. 

Nearly all the Girls were topless and wearing chiffon skirts. Most of the Girls were pretty, some very pretty, only 1 oldie and 1 fatty, both kept smiling at me obviously.

There were attractive naked Girls in a bath at the back and there were also showgirls who stripped to nothing.

An enjoyable visit, The staff were very friendly, and the music was ok.

Bottled Beer at 130 baht

harem walking street Harem on Walking Street

I popped into Harem Club on the same evening.

It is very small with sofa style seating around tables.

The table dancers were mostly naked and mostly overweight aged around 30, but still attractive. The Girls were extremely friendly with their hands, luckily I'm not shy.

The music was deafeningly loud ,

Chang beer was on special at 85 baht, I couldn't read the bill but 1 Chang and 3 lady drinks came to 655 baht. (lady drinks 190 Baht each). There is nothing to make this gogo worth that sort of money. But you can't take it with you, can you?

I would probably go back, with ear plugs of course.

Sweetheart's A-GoGo on Walking Street

Sweetheart's A-GoGo sign Bad News. I popped into Sweethearts on Saturday and the girls were back wearing Bra and G-strings in red. Brian the Manager said it was just for valentines night. But when I went back on Tuesday, it was still the same except for white Bra and G-string, not as sexy as red or black.

Brian and the owner were not there, so I could not find out what was happening.

But it was very disappointing.


4th February

  Better and Worse...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Mistys and Peppermint
Link Here

Club Mistys neon Club Mistys

I popped into Misty's on Soi 15 last night to see if new manager Brian had brought about any improvements.

The music and lighting were the same as in New Living Dolls,

There were more topless girls and dancers on the tables.

A much better ambiance than before with 8-10 punters.

So much better, and worth a visit.


I visited peppermint on Saturday night at around 9.30.

There were just 10-15 punters. There were 2 dancers in front of me that must have had a combined age of 90 between them. They were wearing ordinary shorts and t-shirts and made me look sexy.

I drank up quickly and left.

This place has gone totally downhill since moving downstairs.


29th January


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crystal
Link Here

crytsal club Crystal Club on Soi LK Metro seems to have recovered from their all-time low last summer, but they do not yet reach their pre-coup level.

I sat down at the right-hand side because I do not like the cramped double-tier seating on the left-hand side.

There were teams of six dancers on stage at any time. About half of the dancers went topless and only two naked. Once they left the stage they hurried to put their tops (and bottoms).

Some were slightly above average and some sub-average. There were no coyotes left, but many dancers were wearing big pants.

The sex on the beach music was accompanied by a matching video on the six flat screens.

Although there were not too many customers there was a persistent cigarette smoke stench. Several of the staff were smoking cigarettes inside and not really interested in the customers; no reason to tip.

Asahi draught 69 baht, bottled Heineken (during happy hour I guess) 80 baht.


27th January

  A Pretty Bunch...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Living Dolls Showcase
Link Here
Living Dolls Showcase Living Dolls Showcase is located on central Walking Street by the shrine known as the Walking Street Tree

I came out of Happy on Tuesday night and as my Arthritis was giving me a bit of gip, I took a stroll down walking street, I got as far as Living Doll Showcase and a Girl I know, Mae, called me in. It is not a venue I normally visit as it has no cheap Draft Beer.

I was very impressed by the Coyote Dancers, you would have to go a long way to find a prettier bunch. The topless show Girls were also very attractive, no chubby girls here.

Mae is very cute and I bought her a drink and one for her friend who was stunning.

The music was good and not too loud.

Well worth a visit, but you need long pockets. Cheap charlies keep clear


18th January


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Skyfall
Link Here

skyfall mat After a very difficult delivery Skyfall A-GoGo has finally opened on Walking Street.

First the good news:

After all disastrous recent openings and re-openings of gogos on Walking Street (Tiger, Palace, Infinity, Spicy Girls, Nui's, Crazy House, Coyote Club, Glass House/Ginza II, Harem 2) it is a pleasure to tell that the interior of Skyfall A-GoGo is the most beautiful of all eighty plus Pattaya gogos and a new norm for future gogos.

The main colours are beige and steel blue and there are mirrors around everywhere.

The lighting is optimal with no disturbing flashlights.

The bar is in the front corner left and the DJ's booth in the rear corner right. The bench seating at both sides is extremely comfortable. The owners have clearly resisted the seduction of cramped double tier seating, a typical Soi LK Metro disease.

The three stages are low enough to allow for a comfortable view. The first stage and the third stage both with chrome poles on them have a meandering shape. The second (unused) stage is large and round and has some kind of strange round net curtain or mosquito net in the middle.

The toilets at the rear left are clean and spacious.

And now the less good news:

As with all recently (re)opened gogos the biggest issue were the girls .

At Skyfall A-GoGo they were overdressed, but not in coyote outfits. Their uniforms consisted of a white bow tie, a strapless white top (mostly with a bra with straps under it), a white-and-grey checked miniskirt with big black pants or a black string under it and stilettos of their own choice. Not the slightest nudity.

Unsurprisingly the dancers were a mixed lot of sub-average fuglies, fatties and oldies from late twenties up.

With the advent of McDonald's, KFC et al. it must be increasingly difficult to find enough talent to staff ten or twenty gogos, let alone more than eighty.

This being said, sometimes miracles do happen at places where you expect them the least. About a week ago at Club Nevada on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) I saw a young naked girl with a perfect shape, much better than what I have seen in recent times, even at Abraxas's top gogos . As I had to meet some fellow countrymen (beer drinkers, not gogo goers), I did not enquire about conditions, but I guess she knew her value.

At Skyfall A-GoGo I talked to a 35-year old dancer with a fat and shapeless body, a nose job and a silicone rack, who said she had worked at Angelwitch Rock Dancers on Soi 15 previously, which I could hardly believe.

I also talked to a not too beautiful 27-year old dancer who had arrived from Bangkok only a couple of days ago and had never worked bar before.

She told me she had had two Thai boyfriends only, had no children and had never boomboom a farang in her life.

I had to explain to her the urban meaning of the verb smoke and when she finally got it she seemed very reluctant to do that kind of thing.

She said barfine was 1,000 baht and 3,000 baht for her and did not seem to know the difference between short time and long time when I insisted.

The music was way too loud to have a comfortable conversation anyway.

All customers left quickly after finishing their drinks.

The (mostly corpulent) waitresses were friendly enough.

Coincidence or not, the beer coasters at Skyfall A-GoGo looked very similar to those used at SensationS A-GoGo, also on Walking Street.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht.


15th January

  Literally What's Up?...

The answer is a new upstairs bar at What's Up A-GoGo
Link Here
What's Up Playgirls What's Up is located on Soi 15 opposite Babydolls.

An upstairs bar has opened at What's Up, this time accessible from a separate entrance. The new bar features well produced acrobatic and pole dancing shows.

Top tier pricing is also in operation as per downstairs but the bar has a lot of fans that are happy to pay the price.

What's Up previously tried an upstairs bar but it was not a success. Perhaps the outside entrance is the key to getting more customers to try it out.


11th January

  What Happens in Vegas...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Las Vegas II
Link Here
las vegas ii Las Vegas II is located at the 2md Road end of Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato).

Called in a couple of days ago around 4pm.

Ordered a drink and as it arrived a topless girl landed beside me. offered her a drink and she promptly whipped off her knickers, rubbed her hand in her snatch and stuck her fingers under my nose and said smell good. I know this is Pattaya but this happened in less than 60 seconds of her sitting down.

Mixed bunch of girls from bad to half decent and mixed dress from bikini to nude.

Draft beer B50, Ladydrink B130.


5th January

  Off the Beaten Track...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Montana Bar and Lounge
Link Here

montana Montana Bar and Lounge is a bar with an empty terrace in front of it and where you have to ring the doorbell to be admitted.

The official name of the street seems to be REGIONAL LAND in English ( )and apparently referring to the nearby Land Office. However, some maps call the street Soi 17, although Soi 17 off Third Road ( CHALERMPHRAKIAT 17 ) is somewhere opposite the Sois 12 and 14 leading to M-Club and Soi 17 off Second Road/Phratamnak Road ( PATTAYASAISONG 17 , aka Soi VC and Soi Bembu) is opposite Marine Plaza. Some other maps call it Soi Bonkai, which can easily be misunderstood as chonkai meaning cockfight.

Anyway, there are several ways to get there: via Soi Kopai Soi 10 (on the left-hand side) and via Thepprasit Road Soi 8 (also on the left-hand side). From Walking Street you can get there via Soi Diamond: always straight on, cross Second Road into PATTAYASAISONG 16 (the street with the Sikh temple on the right-hand side), cross Third Road and proceed past Phuphaya Resort on the left-hand side, Montana Bar and Lounge is on the right-hand side, well before Le Sud Hotel on the left-hand side.

Inside Montana Bar and Lounge, along the right-hand wall, is a long bar with bar stools.

On the left-hand side it becomes broader and there is a small (unused) stage with two chrome poles on it and surrounded with sofas and coffee tables.

At both sides of this last area are long dark red curtains, apparently hiding the smoking corners.

There were about a dozen girls all clad in white tops with bras, Lolita's style short plaid skirts with strings and matching neckties.

There were almost as many punters as girls, most of them French speaking.

There were no skinny girls and, apart from one or two, they were varying from serious overweight to extremely fat.

However, they were a friendly bunch.

Most of them also had extremely big natural racks, interesting for those who like Russian style, aka (in Spain) cubana and (outside Spain) corbata espanola (literally Spanish necktie ).

The place was well lit and, apart from showing boobs and stuffing twenty-baht notes under bras and strings, nothing objectionable (such as public blowjobs) happened.

I was told that upstairs fun was 400 baht for the ST room and 1,000 baht for the companion. They also seem to rent out rooms at 690 baht per night.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.


2nd January


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Mistys
Link Here

Club Mistys neon At Club Mistys on Soi 15 off Walking Street long-time manager Paul (known as Miserable Paul on certain internet fora) has quit and has been replaced by long skinny Brian (AFIAK ex Glass House, ex Dollhouse, ex Kiss and ex Blue Lagoon). Tim is still acting as an assistant manager.

At my last visit there were about thirty dancers in yellow transparent string bikinis, several of them topless. Teams of about ten dancers were on the central stage at any time, rotating one position after each song, but the mattresses and the small table-high stages remained empty.

During my visit there were never more than five customers at a time.

As the distance from the bench seating to the central stage is a bit long for a good view, I usually sit on one of the bar stools in front of the small stages.

The music was a bit too loud to my taste and made a conversation virtually impossible.

There seems to be a high turnover of dancers at Mistys, but that is much less the case for waitresses and mamasans.

A girl I talked to told me she had started ten days ago and had worked at The Office A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro before.

There is still a donation box for the orphans at the Camillian Social Centre in Rayong.

And bottled Heineken is still 145 baht.


Thai Anxiety home page Home Nightlife Index Nightlife News Bars: North Bars: Naklua News: Thailand Thai Life
Links News Index GoGos: North Soi 6 East Pattaya Scams
Exchange Thai Life Index GoGos: Walking St Soi 7/8 Central Farangland Diary
Reviews Site Index GoGos: South Soi 13s South Adult World Sex Aware
Massage   GoGos: Russian Walking St Jomtien