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2nd September

  Bro to Bro...

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Love'sis
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love sis On Soi Xzyte (Third Road Soi 23), when coming from Soi Buakhaow some units before the infamous Excite Club, the most expensive bar of the area has opened: Love'sis Bar & Lounge.

Opening hours 11 p.m. to 4 a.m.

On the right-hand side was an unused stage without chrome poles.

(Later I was told that three (!) times per night a show was performed by bikini girls, but I could not be arsed to stay that long.)

The rest of the space was filled with seats, sofas, pouffes and coffee tables and difficult to walk around.

The music was way too loud.

Although they had opened less than a month ago, there was already a disgusting cigarette smoke stench.

There appeared to be two categories of working girls: hostesses/coyotes and silicone enhanced bikini girls. In the darkness it was really difficult to judge the quality of the girls, but most of them looked over thirty years old, some over forty.

No nudity.

Unsurprisingly on my visit I was the only farang inside.

Decent toilets.

No waitresses, no check bins, but concise drinks menus on the coffee tables.

Lady drinks 200-250 baht.

Bottled Heineken/Singha 180 baht, bottled Leo/Chang 150 baht.

Bottles of Thai spirits up to 3,500 baht, mixers 80 baht.


31st August

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Butterfly Bar
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Butterfly Bar sign At my recent visit at Butterfly Bar off Soi Siam Country Club there were about ten girls and no other customers.

All of them, slim or fat, cute or ugly, young or old expect the same ST fee: 1,000 baht.

Some younger ones (and not necessarily the nicest spinners) seem to ignore older punters. Perhaps they are waiting for a Prince Charming, a Knight in a Shining Armour on a White Horse, but those are few and far between at the Dark Side and probably in most of Pattaya.

Some of the more mature (30+) girls have kept a good figure, complain they have not been shagged for two weeks (true or not) and compete by offering the most complete service you might wish at the same tariff: rimming, bareback, anal, A2M, MFF threesome and MFM threesome. For the last service (aka DP or sandwich) you will need a wingman.

Barfine (room included) still 220 baht.

Standard lady drinks are still 80 baht, special lady drinks such as Spy (pronounce: es-pie) are 100 baht. Bottled Heineken still 80 baht.


26th August

  Angels, mermaids and nutters...

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preacher woman video A recent Walking Street video by a certain Angela Cummings (What is in a name ?): (Better put the sound off.).

[Editor's note: An American nutter who's idea of street preaching is to randomly shout 'wicked' or 'repent' at passers by. Maybe all for effect though, as these supposed comments didn't even get people to look around. I suspect that the witless commentary was dubbed on later, clearly without the aid of a scriptwriter. I don't think the good lord was very kind to Angela Cummings when handing out oratory talents].

Tony's Apple Pub on Walking Street is closed ( FOR RENT ).

Maxine's A-GoGo at the venue that was most famously Carousel is now sporting a 2 million Baht price tag.

Black Angels Bar on Soi Lablae has changed hands once more. It is owned by an old Brit and his Thai wife now. The bar counter is in the front right now.

They have about five girls now. One of them is a blonde 26-year-old deaf mute girl, Im, who started there recently after a career as a dancer at Rainbow 4 on Nana Plaza (Bangkok). The communication via a notepad was rather weird.

Barfine 300 baht ST, no ST rooms. ST rooms at the 24 Hr motel next to Mac's Bar, also on Soi Lablae, 280 baht.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht; lady drinks are the normal price of the drink plus 30 baht for the girl, e.g. 85 baht for a bottled Singha.

Mermaid Bar Beer on Soi Khao Noi has always been struggling, but I very strongly doubt if they are going to be more successful in the Mabprachan area, which is more dead than alive.

At my latest visit which left me as unsatisfied as ever the Thai wife of the current Scottish owner denied they were going to close on Soi Khao Noi.

Red Lion Pub & Restaurant on Soi Khao Noi appears to be open for business.


21st August

  A fancy untickled...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Jade Club
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Jade Club Jade House off Thappraya Road is still German-owned, but no longer by Gerd from Berlin.

What I always find weird at Jade House is that the idle girls are sitting outside (not many top models among them to use an understatement), but that you have to get into the lounge bar to order your drink and that you are followed inside by a girl who seldom tickles your fancy.

Barfine (room included) still 300 baht ST with the girls expecting 1,000 baht ST.

The en-suite hotel rooms are rather small, but very nice with a big mirror on the wall and a smaller one on the ceiling and several erotic paintings, the kind you see everywhere around in painting shops.

I was told that the salaried girls have to be there from 2 p.m. to 8 p.m. and are paid 7,000 baht a month with a day off every 15 days.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, lady drinks 110 baht, both up 10 baht.


15th August


Pattaya Bar Reviews: Shonkys
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shonkys card On the Soi Post Office side are some old-fashioned street lamps.

They appear to open from 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. the next day.

On my visit I was the only customer.

The cashier is an extremely fat, but friendly ladyboy and there were three older available girls.

One of them said she had been a dancer at Beach Club on Soi 15 ... long ago.

I still wonder what the purpose is of the quadracycles in front of the entrance.

Barfine 300 baht ST (room included), 400 baht LT.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht; Buy 2 get 1 free any drink .


12th August

  Zero Rated...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Zero
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zero On Soi Buakhaow, between Soi LK Metro and Soi Honey, Zero A-GoGo has opened and by me they score a zero.

The place is surprisingly short and surprisingly broad. The central stage is broad enough with chrome poles on both sides. There is double bench seating on both sides.

On the floor are black tiles and the ceiling is painted in black too.

There were over twenty overdressed dancers, about seven of them on stage, most of the other ones hiding on the upper benches. All of them were absolutely sub-average, also the twenty-somethings. The only presentable one was 35-year old Nit from Bangkok, a threeholer who used to work at the defunct Harem Flatrate on Soi Diamond.

The music was blaring.

Two other customers.

Barfine 800 baht. Bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 140 baht.

BEWARE: the greeters show a sign with prices for all bottled beers being 60 and 70 baht ... but those prices only apply if you stay outside.


9th August

  Some Slim, Some Wide...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: World Wide
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World Wide stage At World Wide A-GoGo on Beach Road the dancers are clad in coyote-style outfits now: white tops and very skimpy denim shorts showing enough flesh. Many of them were wearing black underwear under their bottoms, but not under their tops. Some of the tops were half transparent.

There were about thirty dancers, most of them on the chubby side and some fatter ones, but thank goodness also some younger slim ones. The MILFs seem to have gone and the average age was around thirty years.

Eight of them were on stage at any time (one per chrome pole) and after each song two left and two others went on stage.

The music was a mix of rock, pop, house and ... Isaan and not too loud.

No nudity, no shows.

Expats are still ignored.

Still good for a sanitary stop.

I have been told they have an all-in package at 1,800 baht ST.

Draught beer still 50 baht and bottled beers still 85 baht.


5th August

  Lords and Ladies...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Duke's Lounge and Queen Vic Guesthouse
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dukes lounge signs The Duke's Lounge

Recently The Duke's Lounge on Soi Khao Noi Soi 9 had to close several times because of a complete lack of girls.

On my latest visit I barfined the only available girl, leaving the cashier to take care of the other customer. She said she had been working there for three days only and had never been shagged by a farang, true or not, but she seemed to enjoy it. The cashier said she liked anal and also threesomes.

Barfine 350 baht ST and 500 baht LT, with expectancies of 1,000 and 1,500 baht respectively.

The ST room was very poor with only a fan, no air conditioning, but it did have a big mirror behind the bed. The toilet and the shower were separate.

Bottled Heineken (during happy hour) 55 baht, lady drinks (also bottled beer) 95 baht.

Queen Vic Guesthouse

supatta cafe At the previous location of Belgian-owned Supatta Café on Soi Nern Plab Wahn is now English-owned Queen Vic Guesthouse.

The bar downstairs is air-conditioned with closed doors. The blue pool table has been replaced by a traditional green one.

The four rooms upstairs are all air-conditioned now.

In the afternoon there are some freelancers, but if there are no punters they leave and try their luck elsewhere.

As all rooms upstairs are rented out there is no ST room available.

All bottled beers all day long 60 baht only.


1st August

  Fading Glory...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Misty
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Club Mistys neon Club Mistys on Soi 15 off Walking Street seems to be evolving to a faded glory, which is a pity because in the past they used to have fine line-ups and barfineable sweethearts and because the venue has great potential.

At my latest visit there were two dancing teams of six string bikini girls and four coyotes each. They were still rotating one position after each song, but their dancing act was very tame.

I did not see double tops or double bottoms among the bikini dancers, but they were all average at best. No nudity. From time to time one of the dancers would climb one of the tables.

One mamasan was completely apathetic as usual; the other one (the fattest one of the two) was really boring as usual. There were also some old fat hostesses fully clothed in black; I have never understood what their use was.

Some of their waitresses for years seem to have disappeared: funny Wa and tiny Ae. This is a real loss, as those girls really made you feel welcome.

The security man was roaming around as usual, meddling with drinks and bills, which I have always found disturbing.

Brian and Tim were chatting as usual with some blokes at their table next to the stairway, not to heaven, but to the toilets.

There were also a couple of punters, some Asians among them, but nobody stayed long.

IMO they should take away the unused mattresses around the central stage and widen the central stage, perhaps to a square one.

There is still a donation box for the orphans at the Camillian Social Centre in Rayong.

Bottled Heineken still 145 baht. Happy hour 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.: draught beer 50 baht, bottled beers 100 baht, house spirits 95 baht.


26th July

  White Oyster Stars...

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white oyster sign White Oyster Lounge

There has been a (false) rumour on internet boards that White Oyster Lounge on Soi Chaiyapornwithi had been permanently closed.

At my visit some days ago I was told they had been closed for a short period because of the boss's holiday, but I am not sure if this was the real story.

My impression was they have restarted with all new staff, but at least there were some good naked diving nymphs picking up coins from the swimming pool bottom (still 200 baht for an ashtray filled with twenty 10-baht coins).

Anyway it is a great relief they still exist because, if most other bars on the Dark Side are perfectly interchangeable, White Oyster Lounge is a real institution, one of a kind.

Bottled Heineken still 90 baht.

Stars Bar

After three months under her ownership, Nok had to stop operations at Stars Bar on Soi Kao Talo, the rent (20,000 baht for a single-unit empty shell) being way too steep. One month later Stars Bar was reopened by a short fatty, Annie, who says she pays the same excessive rent.

There were two rather chubby, but friendly girls around the 20-year mark.

Barfine 300 baht ST, the girls expecting 1,000 baht ST.

The owner Annie said the ST rooms were not yet ready/cleaned.

Bottled Heineken 70 baht, lady drinks 100 baht.


22nd July

  Not a bad temperature...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Fahrenheit
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Fahrenheit sign Fahrenheit is located in Walking Street between Sois 14 and 15. Dave writes:

I popped into Fahrenheit last night around 10pm.

There were 16 dancers and 5 punters. 9 of the Girls were Coyote, 6 topless dancers and 1 Bikini dancer.

Some the Coyote dancers were stunning but unfortunately they were only interested in looking at themselves in the mirrors.

There were 2 fat waitresses, who constantly asked me for ladydrinks, which I declined to buy,

One of the topless dancers had massive natural boobs but did not no how to smile. A couple of Girls did smile at me and 2 of the lesser lights did come over.

Music slightly to loud.

Probably better if you're a regular but not bad.


19th July

  More Fun than Funhouse...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Climax
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climax sign Climax has opened on the corner of Soi Buakhaow and Soi LK Metro at the location where FunHouse A-GoGo and Club Blu used to be.

The interior seems to have remained unchanged since the FunHouse days, but you can again look through the windows (both ways).

There were 15 to 20 dancers in black bikinis, varying from skimpy to huge. Six or seven of them were on the main stage at any time and one on the small stage.

I was impressed with the quality of the girls, which on average was much higher than what I have seen in many gogos in recent times. I saw some very decent sets of buttocks in black strings.

No coyotes , but also no nudity.

There were also some ugly fat old hostesses in black dresses.

The waitresses were cute in their check skirts.

The music was too noisy to my taste, but that is me.

Climax appears to be owned by the same people who also own Billabong Bar on Soi LK Metro.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht.

The bar describes itself as a coyote bar, but the dress code of string bikinis earns a listing on the GoGos page and so is the 79th bar in Pattaya with Thai girls dancing in bikinis or less.


18th July

  Re-Living Dolls 1...

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living dolls 1 The Family Mart on the corner of Walking Street and Soi 15, which was completely gutted, has reopened ... as a Family Mart, thank goodness not an extra gogo.

On Soi Diamond Maxine's Club is still closed and Cream Club seems to be struggling to open every day.

At the previous location of Tiger Club A-GoGo on Walking Street is a big sign TOMBOY CLUB now taking away the last doubt.

Living Dolls 1 on Walking Street has indeed reopened after some renovation .

The layout is still the same, but the small dancing podium/bath/jacuzzi has disappeared.

The most visible signs of renovation are the new black upholstery of the bench seating and of the bar stools and the new (or repainted) black tops of the tables.

The toilets are still as makeshift as before.

There were eight dancers on stage with two of them going on and off stage after each song. I counted one (1) huge topless dancer and eight (8) bikini dancers, many of them with double tops and/or double bottoms. All the other regular dancers were overdressed coyotes.

Some looked cute enough, many average and some plain ugly.

There was also a show team (I guess) of five strippers, several of them well over forty years old.

Barfine 1,000 baht with even the ugliest ones wanting 2,000 baht ST.

The waitresses were still clad in the same uniforms as before and were friendly enough to return even small change on a tray, which is often forgotten at many gogos nowadays, what I call automatic tipping . You happily tip those sweethearts.

Bottled Heineken 145 baht.


17th July

  Slap on the back...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Spanky's
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Spanky's logo Spanky's A-GoGo is located at the centre of Soi Diamond.

Dave writes:

I popped into Spanky's around midnight last night.

There were about 20 girls on show, mostly attractive, all were topless bar one, and half of them were naked.

They were all having a great time, with a very good atmosphere.

Worth a look on this showing.


15th July

  A Discreet Package...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Bar de la Poste
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post office On Soi Lengkee, two units past French owned Le Private, a bar along the lines of Mango Pub on Soi Khao Noi has opened: Bar de la Poste .

Look for the sign of Trafalgar Bar & Guest House. The entrance is rather discreet and you have to ring the bell to get in.

The bar is spacious enough and the lighting is satisfactory.

The girls are not all top models, but they are not shy at all. There were seven or eight of them sitting on bar stools in dresses that were short enough to reveal their shaven pussies.

For lady drinks of 120 baht they drop their dresses, the only garments they are wearing apart from their shoes, and you can inspect their bodies.

Barfines are 300 baht behind the BJ counter and in the playroom downstairs and 400 baht in the ST room upstairs. The girls expect 500 baht for a BJ and from 700 baht for FS.

When I arrived I was the only customer, but soon a group of three or four other farangs came in, who were having a good time with a couple of girls getting undressed.

Shortly before I left a group of French speaking men arrived, who started chatting among them.

Bar de la Poste appears to be French owned.

Bottled Heineken 80 baht.


12th July


Living Dolls One re-opens after renovation
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living dolls 1 Living Dolls One on central Walking Street has re-opened.

You'd be hard pressed to see the renovations. New lighting and a lick of paint on the stage and some new seating.

Some nice looking new girls and no Coyote Dancers.

Pattaya's GoGo count has therefore climbed back up to 79.

808 Club has re-opened after a short police closure. The disco made the world news after someone posted pictures of a Thai girl giving a guy a blow job in the bar area.


11th July

  Post Paradise...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Goldflower
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goldflower On the left-hand side of Soi Khao Noi, past Paradise and Route 69, but still before Soi 9, at the previous location of Go Gress, Goldflower Bar has opened.

Nothing seems to have changed on the ground floor and on the first floor.

There were about ten girls, most of them in their mid-twenties, farm-fresh and on the chubby side.

There were also two effeminate Thai boys, not sure what they were doing there.

Barfine 300 baht ST and 500 baht LT, the girls expecting 1,000 and 2,000 baht respectively.

The ST room on the first floor (included in the barfine) is spacious and bright with a large mirror on the wall. The bathroom is on the same floor. The air conditioning in the ST room was kaputt .

Bottled Heineken 80 baht.


4th July

  Mostly coyote...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Glass House, SkyFall and Iron Club
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glass house The Glass House

I popped into The Glass House on a Wednesday night, quite a pleasant experience.

The Girls were mostly Coyote Dancers, with a few topless Girls. There were some extremely attractive girls on show.

Everyone very friendly.


I popped into Skyfall on the same night. Very nice furnishings.

Lots of beautiful Girls, nearly all Coyote Dancers who danced for 20 minutes. Then some lovely topless dancers for 5 minutes and back to endless Coyote Dancers again.

My friend thought it was great.

Iron Club

I popped into The Iron Club on Sunday night. I must admit it was a very forgettable experience. The Music was very loud, the seating is very cramped, and the girls very average.


3rd July

  No Tiers of Joy...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Champagne
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  champagne sign Some people seem to be dreaming of Soi LK Metro as a second Walking Street...Not me.

I do not often go there, mainly because of the motorbikes parked everywhere around and the food carts and the mobile shoe sellers, but more still for fear of being run over by a motorbike.

Champagne A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro is still a double shophouse and its neighbour Club Malibu, also a double shophouse, is still closed, but it does have Champagne signs on its façade now.

The layout of Champagne A-GoGo is still basically the same: a (too) narrow central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides. 

I have never been a big fan of double-tier bench seating: I feel uncomfortable on the upper benches and I feel uncomfortable on the lower benches.

The line of reasoning that it seats more customer bums cuts no ice: the punters are more spread and the empty space, especially on the upper benches, serves as a hiding place for the girls.

During my visit there were lots of dancers and waitresses and about a dozen customers.

The dancers went on stage in teams of ten. They were a mix of coyotes clad in denim outfits and girls in red bikinis in the most diverse shapes and sizes, with some huge tops and the bottoms varying from strings with a fantasy metal chain between the buttocks to old-fashioned swimming trunks . Many of them were in their thirties and forties and average at best: ugly faces, ridiculous silicone balloons, nasty tattoos and lots of pot bellies.

I did not see topless dancers. The only nudity I saw were a team of two naked dancers and the two or three girls soaping in a big elevated transparent box.

There was also a short act by a pole dance performer.

On the television screen Japanese adult cartoons were shown.

The girls at Champagne A-GoGo were not pushy at all for lady drinks. Perhaps they do not want to hassle expats and cheap charlies. In that case there must have been expats and cheap charlies only.

Bottled Heineken still 120 baht.


2nd July

  Pattaya: The World Sugar Paradise...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews
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Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Soi LK Metro/Soi Buakhao

I popped into Sugar Sugar on Saturday night, it was very lively.

Mostly Coyote dancers but very attractive Girls.

With very good atmosphere and friendly staff.

Paradise sign 2014 Paradise on LK Metro

I popped into Paradise club on the same night, it was very quiet.

Some attractive topless girls but there is no interaction between punters and girls unless the girls know you. So no atmosphere.

One to have a quick drink and leave.

World Wide stage World Wide on Beach Road

I visited Worldwide Ago-go on Tuesday night,

It is the worst ago-go in Pattaya. Don't waste a second of your life by entering it.


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