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21st August

  Re-old schooled...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: World Wide
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World Wide stage After some unsuccessful experiments World Wide A-GoGo has reverted to an old-school gogo.

The spacious layout has not changed for years.

During this lowest of low seasons there were about ten dancers, five of them on stage, advancing on stage and going on and off stage one at a time.

All of them were clad in string bikinis, some in the old semi-transparent red ones. I guess most of them were about thirty years old or slightly younger, no stunners, but also no fuglies. No full nudity.

The girls are not particularly proactive, but if you show some interest they will join you.

The music was non-obtrusive and the lighting dim enough to hide stretch marks and bodily imperfections.

Their air conditioning is still in urgent need of cleaning as there was a disgusting cigarette smoke.

Although it was not crowded, there is always a steady flow of customers, probably due to their good location and moderate prices.

I remember the times you were happy if you could secure a small stool near the stage, but in those days also Living Dolls 1 and Super Girl were usually standing room only.

Barfines 600 baht ST and 800 baht LT, the girls being happy with 1,000 baht ST.

No ST rooms.

Draught beer still 50 baht all night, bottled beers still 85 baht, lady drinks 120 baht.


17th August

  An opening for work...

Working Girl A-GoGo opens on Soi 6
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working girl In a double-unit shophouse halfway Soi 6 on the south side a would-be gogo has opened: Working Girl.

On the ground floor is a central stage with some chrome poles.

The bench seating and some tables with bar stools are too far from this stage for a good view.

On the first floor are two transparent dance floors with some chrome poles, so that you can see the dancers from the ground floor. The bench seating upstairs is way too deep to be called comfortable.

Most of the dancers were clad in big fantasy outfits: air hostesses, nurses and (I guess) schoolgirls. Some were wearing huge bikinis with or without an ugly yellow skirt.

No nudity. All dancers were double or even triple topped and bottomed.

Some looked farm fresh , but many were typically the kind of working girls who try their luck at each opening.

One of them was skinny Ann, who tells everybody, true or not, she started over ten years ago at Super Baby A-GoGo on Soi Diamond as a 14-year-old lolita, and who had become a street walker on Beach Road with some stints at Dolls on Soi 6 (before their first closure) and at Only O on Soi Diamond.

The lighting was adequate and the music deafening.

Downstairs were two other customers, upstairs no customers at all.

The only thing that is top at Working Girl are their prices. Barfines 800 baht ST and 1,300 baht LT, a tad steep for Soi 6.

No ST rooms, but there seem to be hotel rooms somewhere at 300 baht.

The girls appear to have been brainwashed to demand at least 2,000 baht ST and 4,000 baht LT.

Note that at Passion Dance Club, the other gogo on Soi 6, with even better looking girls in black string bikinis the ST barfine is 300 baht (room included) and the girls are happy with 1,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken at Working Girl 99 baht (in fact 100 baht), lady drinks 200 baht.


8th August

  Moving Card...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Carre Blanc
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le carre blanc The infamous Carré Blanc has moved from Third Road Soi 33 to a double-unit shophouse on Soi Full Love Inn.  On the same strip are also the single-unit shophouses 007 Gentlemen's Club, Club 4 and Pirates Hostess Club.

Soi Full Love Inn is off Third Road Soi 18/Soi Bongkod. Note that on the signs the street name is rendered as "BONG KOCH", which is an incorrect transliteration as the 10th Thai consonant chor-chaang ( ) is pronounced as a "ch" at the beginning of a syllable, but as a "d" at the end of a syllable. The easiest way to get there is following the big signs of the Full Love Inn motel from Third Road or also from Soi Arunothai.

At "le nouveau" Carré Blanc the door was opened before I could find a doorbell.

On the left-hand side is a big bar counter with bar stools. On the right-hand side are small booths that can be curtained off.

The new premises are much brighter than the old ones.

The females were the hardened-pro kind. No top quality, at least not in the looks department.

I was told that for a lady drink they would remove one piece of clothing. As they were wearing bras and pants underneath that could become an expensive experience. I saw not the slightest nudity.

I was also told they have rooms upstairs at 300 baht (barfine included) and 1,000 baht for a three-hole experience was expected.

A group of men were chatting together and nothing exciting was happening.

Bottled Heineken 100 baht.


4th August

  A bigger gem...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire
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sapphire club logo Sapphire Club has re-opened on Soi 15 after Building work to extend the GoGo by merging in the space that was previously Smile Rock Girls A-GoGo. Thanks to Dave who commented:

I popped into Sapphire Club last night, it was the same as before only more spacious with an extended Stage.

The Girls were lovely as always, very sexy in their black underwear, stockings and suspender belts. You won't find better group of girls anywhere.


26th July

  Miserable Afternoons in Pattaya...

Soi 13 bars suffering from police shutdown of afternoon openings of local GoGo bars
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las vegas 3 for sale Las Vegas III A-GoGo has been dark on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) since the 9th July. There is also prominent for sale sign for the building, which may have been posted prior to the bar closure.

las vegas 3 closed There's a sign in the bar redirecting customers to the sister bar P Ying a few doors down the same soi.

Presumably this closure is a consequence of the recent police action to prevent GoGo bars from opening before 6pm.

There are 3 GoGos on Soi Yamato in the Las Vegas chain which also includes Las Vegas II at the 2nd Rd end of the soi. The bars have occasionally closed temporarily probably at times of a lack of girls, at which time it is best to concentrate the available girls in the bars staying open. But this time round the police action may have worsened the situation.

These are niche bars that have relied on afternoon trade for a long time. Soi LK Metro and Walking Street are infinitely more lively than the sois 13, so as soon as they open they grab all the trade going.

I stopped by the GoGos on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) in the late afternoon and early evening to see how they were coping. If you look carefully you will surely find somewhere to have a beer and catch a little dancing, but the necessarily unadvertised opening means that there is a lack of customers... and the lack of customers leads to a lack of girls... and of course the lack of girls further contributes to a lack of customers.

Even by the official opening time of 6 O'clock custom didn't pick up much.

Miami A-GoGo was trying quite hard with plenty of girls should there be a sudden in rush of customers, but Nevada was pretty minimal. A friendly girl reckoned that it was much better the day before, but I have heard such a claim a little too often to let go of my pinch of salt.

I'm not sure what these bars could do to compensate for the loss of afternoons, perhaps by livening up their evening offerings. I rather guess that the only hope is an arrangement with the authorities to resume normal opening.

In the meantime there are 78 bars calling themselves GoGos in Pattaya.


24th July


Pattaya Bar Reviews: DClub
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dclub card Last night the new Beach Club on Soi Happy off Walking Street had indeed closed.

On Soi 15 the builders are in at Sapphire Club A-GoGo and it looks as if it is still far from ready.

On lower Soi Khao Noi Old Hounds Lounge has closed, not really a surprise.

In front of Sugar Baby A-GoGo on Walking Street the recruiting for Annabelles A-GoGo has started. To be honest, I do not see the point of having a different name if there is no separate entrance.

dclub card back Upstairs from Walking Street, where Tiger Club A-GoGo and the short-lived tomboy club used to be, Dclub , the longest bar in Thailand , has opened.

It is indeed very long and looks rather empty. On the left-hand side is a long white counter with white bar stools and the DJ in the middle.

On the right-hand side are some black high round tables with black bar stools. At the rear is lounge seating.

There were some fully dressed dancers.

Loud house something music and disturbing laser beams.

Immediate paying, no check bins . BEWARE: there is also a drink menu entirely in Thai with prices in two-digit Thai numerals, varying from 40 to 90 baht.

Bottled Heineken (for non-Thais) 150 baht, promotion 89 baht.


18th July

  Meanwhile tourists can still enjoy Happy sexy shows in Thailand...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Happy and Peppermint
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Happy sign I was in Baccara last week and a Dancer I know called Bang said that the coyote dancers had gone from Happy . Oo I ventured back their last night, and I'm glad to say she was right,.

It was really rocking last night and it was hard to find a seat. All the topless and Bikini dancers were back, and  the showgirls were on form. So a good night was had.

peppermint I popped into Peppermint on Tuesday night, there were a lot of very attractive Girls,

NO Coyote Dancers and some vey nice Showgirls. They are much more revealing than  Baccara and Happy, they openly show their Pussies.

Unfortunately not many punters there to enjoy the show, there were only about 15-20.


16th July

  Back open...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Montana
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montana Montana Bar and Lounge on Regional Land Road has reopened under the same management, but is now an open-fronted bar with furniture and a pool table on the terrace.

Inside nothing seems to have changed. There were three or four girls only and one other customer.

One of the girls was Ae, a not so young spinner with minimal English, a perfect body and a clean-shaven beaver. To be honest I prefer a more mature girl with the body of a 20-years-old to a young fatty with the body of a 40-years-old. That being said, Ae, who had started only some weeks ago, was very enthusiastic and still genuinely horny.

Montana still rents out rooms and has ST rooms upstairs (included in the 400 baht barfine).

Bottled Heineken still 99 baht, lady drinks (cola on the rocks ) 130 baht.


12th July

  Sad times as afternoon GoGos are under threat...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Miami
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Miami A-GoGo I stopped by Miami A-GoGo on Soi Post Office during the afternoon just before Pattaya police ordered an end to afternoon GoGos. It seems that GoGos are now not allowed to open until 6pm.

There were 8 girls in the bar of which 3 were dancing in bikinis or topless. There were a couple of horrors, and a couple of decent girls.

But despite limited assets, the bar was doing quite nicely thank you. The staff were proactively getting the girls to sit with, (or on), the customers, and the girls attentions were seemingly going down well. There was a steady flow of customers, and each would end up staying for a couple of drinks and a couple of lady drinks. (I didn't see many barfines being paid though).

The staff were doing a good job keeping things ticking over. There was a cheap draft beer and lady drinks were 130 Baht.

It seems a bit of a shame that the authorities have felt it necessary to snuff the afternoon GoGos on Soi Post Office and Soi Yamato. I think they stand no chance if they can only open after 6pm.

Their modest offerings probably only work during the hours when Walking Street GoGos are not yet open. The brutal truth is that these GoGos do not really compare with those on Walking Street and these are only a short stroll away. Soi Post Office/Yamato GoGos simply will not be able to compete with Walking Street during evening hours.

Normally with police crackdowns one can be sure that they will prove short lived, however a similar prohibition on Soi LK Metro GoGos opening in the afternoon has more or less become permanent.

I enjoyed my afternoon visit and feel sad that niche markets should be suffocated by arbitrary decisions by the authorities. They are not doing any harm to anybody by opening in the afternoons.


9th July

  Not yet hitting the spot...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: G-Spot
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g-spot frontage On Walking Street G-Spot Pattaya has opened, right of Sugar Baby A-GoGo.

The interior is rather traditional for a gogo.On both sides is comfortable red plush single-tier seating. There are two stages with chrome poles around and chrome gym rings in the middle. Behind the first stage is small counter with some bar stools.

On the first stage were teams of eight to ten mediocre, double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes. Some of them were wearing a pleated skirt and white boots.

ready to drop On the second stage were teams of eight to ten topless and naked dancers. Most of them were shapeless, some looked ready to drop .

Two nights after the opening, shortly before midnight, there were fewer than ten customers and nobody stayed long.

I did not see any interaction between girls and punters.

The lighting was adequate. The music was the usual crap.

Bottled Heineken 155 baht, draught beer 90 baht (after happy hour I guess).


3rd July

  A big soup amongst German restaurants...

Pattaya Restaurant Reviews: Klein Heidelberg
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klein heidelberg Klein Heidelberg is a German restaurant on the right-hand side of Naklua Soi 18, not far from Naklua Road.

Before it was invaded by McDonald's et al. some decades ago, Heidelberg was a very picturesque city in Western Germany. It is home to the oldest university in Germany and the previous Thai king Ananda Mahidol (Rama XIII) was born there.

It is praised by the song Ich hab' mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren (I Lost My Heart in Heidelberg) and Elvis Presley's Wooden Heart was based on the traditional student song Muß i' denn .

In Mannheim, a stone's throw from Heidelberg, Karl (or Carl) Benz built the first motor car and his more marketing-minded wife Bertha and their sons undertook the first ever long-distance motor car trip, from Mannheim via Heidelberg to Pforzheim.

Note that in many languages the word for petrol is derived from the surname Benz ("Benzin" in German, "benzine" in Dutch and even เบนซิน = "bensin" in Thai), but in those days they had to rely on solvents for cleaning sold in pharmacies. Even today in petrol stations in Thailand if you want pure petrol, not gasohol, ask for "bensin".

Do not confuse Klein (Little) Heidelberg in Naklua with Alt (Old) Heidelberg on Beach Road near Walking Street, which is a disaster.

Klein Heidelberg is very spacious and open fronted with nice wooden tables and (a bit strange) wooden swivel chairs.

The only inconvenience are the countless passing buses with budget Chinese who are shipped to and from a tourist trap somewhere towards the end of Soi 18.

The "small" Flädlesuppe (beef consommé with pancake stripes) with a slice of German quality bread at 75 baht and the Kaßler (slightly smoked, slightly brined, steamed pork loin) with Sauerkraut (fermented white cabbage) and mashed potatoes at 245 baht were excellent.

As usual in German restaurants the portions were very generous. The "small" soup was bigger than what you get at many places. I wonder what their "big" soup looks like.

They sell Chang and (BEWARE: cloudy) Weihenstephaner Hefeweißbier on draught.  They also sell bottled Warsteiner (a bit too sweet to my taste) and German spirits.

Klein Heidelberg appears to be popular within the German community.

It is one of the scarce remaining German restaurants in Greater Pattaya that still offer original quality food.

Bottled Heineken 95 baht.


27th June

  Taking a Lion's Share...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: The Lion Pub
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lion pub paw logo The Lion Pub is located on the corner of Soi Kopai Soi 10 and Regional Land Road .  (On some printed maps this road is still shown as Soi 17, whereas in fact it is PATTAYASAISONG 16 and its extension across Third Road.)

At my first and only visit The Lion Pub looked surprisingly spacious, but also very deserted.

Their prices for breakfasts, snacks and simple pub grub are a lot higher than what you usually see in Pattaya.

That being said the high tables and bar stools do not seem the most comfortable seating when eating.

Apart from the regular waitresses there were also some old and ugly "hostesses" rented from an "agency" on ten-day contracts, who were paid 400 baht a day.

I was told that The Lion Pub has ST rooms upstairs at 500 baht and that those older birds expect 1,500 (!) baht ST for themselves.

Bottled Heineken 95 baht.


26th June

  4 fat waiters blocking the view...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Beach Club
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4 fair waiters Beach Club is now located next door to Happy A-GoGo on a small soi leading off Walking Street.

Thanks to Dave who writes:

I've discovered why Happy i A-GoGo s so bad, it's now full of coyote dancers, which is very bad in my opinion. I popped into the Beach Club and it's absolutely packed with attractive bikini dancers. The owners are obviously putting all their resources into making Beach Club a success.

From my viewpoint they are wasting their time. Beach Club has a very bad lay out with huge circular sofas with small stages in the middle for dancers, and small stages against the opposite wall. There is a non stop flow of waiters up and down the Isle, usually 4 fat waiters chasing every customer + girls + mamasangs +security + cleaners, all up and down non stop. With the way the seating is arranged you have a very limited view of the girls.

The girls are much friendlier than Baccara or Happy where you have to pick a girl off the stage. Here they come up to you. It seems to be aimed at Chinese/Japanese men, who act like they have never seen a girl before and it is very easy to part them from their money.

Meanwhile Happy, Baccara and Peppermint are left to rot with no new talent, which is the life blood of any agogo. Peppermint was on it's knees after they introduced coyote dancers. Punters stopped going. I can see the same thing happening at Happy, the only advantage Happy has is that is mainly an Asian venue, whereas Peppermint is a Farang place.


24th June

  Very well cooked...

Pattaya Restaurant Reviews: Le Bordeaux
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le bordeaux On the soi right of the TukCom building (Soi Day Night 2) I tried a French-style restaurant: Le Bordeaux. When coming from Pattayatai it is on a corner on the left-hand side of this soi towards the end of the soi. It is more or less opposite the Pattaya branch of the Swiss-owned Grottino bakery. It is also on the same soi as La Cuisine au Beurre.

In this same soi are several other restaurants that often get good comments on internet fora, but in my opinion are not so good. One, I will not name, is even really bad.

Le Bordeaux is very spacious and consists of an open bar/lounge section on the corner and a fully air-conditioned restaurant section. It is nicely laid out with comfortable seating.

They have a set menu at 390 baht with a choice between three starters, four main dishes and three desserts. It is also possible to take two courses only at 350 baht.

The bread consists of some crispy slices of bâtard with fresh salted butter.

Everything was very well cooked and their profiteroles were outstanding.

At the beginning of the meal guests get a complimentary amuse-bouche and at the end a chocolate.

Their most expensive à la carte item is Dover sole meunière at 980 baht.

In their wine cellar fridges I saw bottles of Sauternes, but I did not enquire about the price.


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