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3rd May

  Lounging again...

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Pattaya bar Reviews: Venus Lounge
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venus love lounge Venus Lounge on Third Road has indeed reopened.

The interior is still the same with an unused stage with chrome poles.

Outside, on the terrace, some ladyboys were sitting.

The only available female inside was Naang from Korat, 40 years old, three children, shy , short and full. She was adamant that she would never do anal.

Two other females (cashiers ?) were hiding behind the bar counter. The owner and his mate were smoking and drinking at one of the high tables.

Naang's overweight son was roaming the place, not really a playground for children. I wonder what is going on in the head of such children when they see their mama going upstairs with a customer.

No other customers.

I was told that the price of a short-time room was 400 baht and FS 1,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, lady drinks 100 baht.


2nd May

  Restricted viewing...

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Pattaya GoGo Review: Beach Club
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beach club soi happy I popped into the new Beach Club on Saturday night.

It is a very long thin room with alcove seating and table top dancers. The furnishings were very nice but the overall layout was not too good as you are very limited in what you can see. Waiters were always in your eyeline as they competed for customers.

The girls wearing white blouses and black mini skirts were wearing knickers which was very disappointing. There were a few topless dancers but they did not reach the part of room I was sitting in,

The music was too loud and the aircon too cold. Beer was ok.

I give it 5 out of 10


1st May

  Clothed Bare Back...

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Pattaya Bar Reviews: Bliss Lounge
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bliss lounge card The Bliss Lounge on 3rd Road is a Blowjob bar. It has been around since before 2013.

It has average looking girls and decent rooms.

They do have drink to buy but I don't remember the price.

The BJ cost is 800 baht but there is no option for short time.

The girls do not take of their clothes.


23rd April

  Infinitely worse...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Infinity
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infinity front Infinity A-GoGo on Walking Street has indeed reopened, but it had better remained closed.

The only positive thing I noticed is that the seating has become less uncomfortable.

Just in front of the left-hand bench seating are now ten identical white plastic cubes, serving as stages, with a chrome pole on each of them.

In front of the right-hand bench seating is now enough space left for walking, which was problematic in this narrow gogo.

The dancers were average at best. Half of them were clad in white and half of them in black. Over 90 % were overdressed coyotes , many of them in camisoles. Even the scarce bikinis were huge. No nudity.

The last two stages remained unused.

The lighting was inadequate and there were very disturbing light beams.

The music was too loud.

One girl who apparently started five days before could only say What is your name ? and One drink for me.

There were not many farang customers, but there were some Asian cigarette-smoking bell ringers.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht, down from 140 baht.


8th April

  All-time low...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: P Ying
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pying Calling PooYing Bar ( ผู้ หญิง  = poo ying = woman, girl; in the sign the long oo sound is replaced by a heart) on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) a gogo is a joke and even one in very poor taste.

Everything inside looks even worse than at Nui's/Runway on Walking Street, which BTW has not been upgraded since its reopening nearly two years ago. The defunct Smile Rock Girls on Soi 15 was a palace compared to PooYing Bar.

In the middle of PooYing Bar is a small, low makeshift stage with two chrome poles and along the walls are some worn sofas that seem to come from a recycling centre.

Nobody was on stage, but two extremely ugly fatties were taking care of the other two customers. One of them was in a string bikini and stilettos; the other one was bottomless and barefoot.

From time to time ladyboys walked in from the street and started begging for lady drinks. The short, old and fat mamasan/cashier seemed to condone this.

The greeter outside looked way better than the females inside.

No waiting staff.

The music was a tape that also contained a disco version of Mozart's Kleine Nachtmusik .

The bill mentioned "Las Vegas Agogo", but I did not receive a lottery ticket.

A new all-time low, even for Soi Yamato.

Bottled Heineken 60 baht during "happy hour" at 11 p.m.


7th April


Pattaya Bar Reviews: Left or Right
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black maillot The layout of Left or Right Fantasy and Disco Club in the Rompho beer bar complex in Jomtien has changed once more.

On the right-hand side is bench seating now, which is too high for your feet to touch the floor.

In front of this bench seating is now a narrow stage in white plastic with lighting inside and six chrome poles on top.

The space between this stage and the bar counter is filled with a pool table and some high tables with bar stools.

There were about ten overdressed dancers clad in black, several of them sitting outside and, from time to time, two of them on stage.

Some of them were skinny and some of them were fat.

Most of them were wearing black camisoles on top, some black tights and some black maillots. Not the slightest nudity.

That being said, the average quality of the girls at Left or Right was still slightly better than the average quality of the girls at the Rompho beer bar complex, which is extremely low.

Most of the scarce customers were young Thai boys this time.

The barwoman looked very Russian.

Bottled Heineken still 100 baht, lady drinks 130 baht now.


2nd April

  Sex Bomb...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Kiss
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Kiss logo Kiss A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro is one of the last remaining table-dance places in Pattaya.

In front of the bench seating on the right-hand side are now five tables and on the other side one table, each with two chrome poles on them.

There were about twenty dancers, clad in red string bikinis and stilettos, half of them topless, one of them on each table and advancing one table per song. Most of them were over thirty years old and average, some slightly better looking and some extremely ugly.

That being said, some years ago I barfined a 20-year-old spinner from there for a long time. After the first round however, she came from the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper with red lipstick on it and tried to make me believe she had suddenly got men (menstruation). It was clear she wanted to go out with her friends instead of staying with an old man all night. As she agreed to half pay for turning a long time into a short time, no harm was done.

All dancers at Kiss appear to be staff who get three days off per month, 50 baht per lady drink and 100 baht per barfine.

The music was good old rock, Tom Jones' Sex Bomb included, and not too loud and the dancers seemed to enjoy it.

The lighting was a bit poor and made it difficult to watch the upper parts of the bodies.

The cigarette smoke issue of Brian's days as a manager seems to finally have been solved.

Barfine ST and LT 1,000 baht, the girls complaining they do not get barfined at that tariff. The girls seem to expect 1,000 baht ST. For a short-time room 300 baht extra is charged, which means 2,300 baht all in.

Bottled Heineken 115 baht, lady drinks 130 baht.


1st April

  Pepped up hassle...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Peppermint
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peppermint A very strange thing happened to me in Peppermint on Monday,

A waiter came over and told the Girl I was with to finish her drink. It was new and over half full. I waived him away and said Fuck off, not loudly.

30 seconds later a more senior waiter came over and told her drink up, which she did. I was looking the other way at the time. I told him your wasting your time I'm not buying any more drinks, but he just Ignored me and went away.

Then I had a string of waiters coming over asking me to buy the girl a drink, which I refused, so she sat there for 10 mins, while I finished my drink and left,

I have never experienced anything like that before in a Happy group Ago-go, and I'm very well known in their ago-go's,


28th March

  Girls with natural monopolies...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Kinnaree Place
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Kinnaree Place Kinnaree just off the middle of Pratamnak Soi 4 is a very convenient resting stop on some of my walking routes around Pratamnak Hill. However I generally give it a wide berth due to simply not liking crowds. I am also not keen on the the bar adding an expensive meal charge to the bill and then me having to explain that I didn't eat anything and would like it removed. However the crowds are testimony to it being a very good bar and to the fact that the meal price system doesn't actually cause problems.

As explained above I generally drop by in the evening on non-buffet days. Although many of the girls are on their way from tea time, there are still a a fair few that wait until the customers depart.

The girls are very good at circulating around the bar seeking out customers that may be interested in their services. However saying that, the girls are freelancers and don't get much out of a chat and a ladydrink, so are quickly circulating again if need be.

The girls are friendly and the drinks are reasonably priced, so encouraging the good atmosphere that prevails.

Actually the crowds also point to a few economic lessons for Pattaya. The bar provides a very popular respite from the 2000 Baht short times + 1000 baht barfines that prevail in the nighttime economy. Locals in the know can get similar (but not quite) the top quality of Walking Street for 1000 + 350 at Kinnaree.

Another economic lesson is that some services tend to become natural monopolies. The guys go to Kinnaree because there are many girls, and the girls go because there are crowds of guys. Several bars around the area have tried to grab a bit of the action, but have always failed to make any impression on Kinnaree's monopoly.

So I rather reckon that Kinnaree will be popular for some time to come. If you want plenty of girls to choose from, in a luxurious environment with very reasonable prices then Kinnaree is a pretty safe bet, but don't forget that there are many many in Pattaya who agree.


27th March

  Rhymes with...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Patty
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pattaya dark side logo On Soi Khao Noi, about 100 metres before Goldflower Bar when coming from Sukhumvit Road, a brand new bar has opened: Patty Bar Beer.

At my visit the bar stools were still wrapped in cling film.

The cashier and the mamasan looked much better than the two 'girls' .

One of them was a 45-year-old fatty from Chang Mai who had worked a very short stint as a 42-year-old (growing old very fast) sumo at Saxo (now Le Rouge) and the other one was a short fatty who was as least as old.

The tall and slim mamasan said she was going to pick up a new girl, but I could not be arsed to wait.

I wonder if she is going to find much talent at 4,000-5,000 baht a month.

Bottled Heineken 85 baht.


23rd March

  Believe it or not...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Bliss
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bliss 2016 Believe it or not: one more 'gogo' has opened: Bliss, but it remains to be seen if it is really a blessing.

Its location near the Beach Road end of Walking Street opposite Skyfall used to be an Indian restaurant.

The building is separated from the previous location of Beavers (now a pharmacy: Infinity) by a narrow alley.

To be honest: Bliss is not a gogo, but a coyote bar with a couple of naked performers. (In my not so humble opinion there are not 80 plus gogos in Pattaya, but rather 50 minus.)

The layout is traditional with a cheapo central stage with ten chrome poles of about 1.8 metres high, double-tier bench seating on the left-hand side and single-tier bench seating on the right-hand side.

(It seems to have become a new and probably cheaper fashion not to fix the (shorter) chrome poles to the ceiling.)

negligee At Bliss I saw two dancing teams consisting each of fifteen more than overdressed coyotes in white outfits and two naked dancers. After their stint on stage the naked dancers put a black string and a black transparent negligee and started selling shots. (Note that the French word for such a thing is 'un déshabillé')

By far most of the coyotes were comfortably over the thirty-year mark and, to use an understatement, all but beauty queens. You will not want to wake up next to most of their worn-out bodies. It looks as if somebody has been scratching the bottom to find the most worthless available females.

On internet there has been a rumour of 1,500 baht barfines, but I could not be arsed to ask.

The waitresses were friendly enough and the music was the usual crap.

Three days after the opening there were way more girls' bums on the bench seating than customers' bums and nobody stayed long.

The drink menus were similar to those at Shark, Fahrenheit, Lighthouse, Mandarin Walking Street, Crazy House and Palace.

Draught beer (not promoted by the greeters) 80 baht, bottled Heineken 140 baht, lady drinks 150 baht.


15th March

  Uniform high standard...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Lisa Bar
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lisa bar soi 6 Lisa Bar is located on Pattaya Soi 6

Information current as of March 2016

The bar is still high standard, with sexy girls in uniforms - today Air Hostess, tomorrow "high school". One girl told me they have more than 20 different uniforms.

I think the bar has had a makeover since it opened, since it still appear in quite good condition.

Upstairs the short time rooms are nice, clean, with real lockable doors and look very new to me. I would say they have been redone within the last year or so. Bathroom/shower is down the hall.

  • Room 300
  • Girl 1000 (I didn't negotiate)
  • Coca Cola 60
  • Lady 140


14th March

  Up Up Up...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Passion Gentlemen's Club
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passion gentlements club At Passion Gentlemen's Club in Jomtien some changes have been taking place and not for the better.

The only remaining theme days are bikini on Thursday and lingerie on Saturday.

The price of the ST rooms has become 400 baht, from 350 baht before.

They again have started hiring coyotes at 10,000 baht per ten days.

Those coyotes are extremely pushy for lady drinks, to the displeasure of both punters and freelancers. Several freelancers have already moved to Kinnaree Place.

Bottled Heineken 89 baht, up from 80 baht


10th March


Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Pandora's
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pandors Pandora's on Soi LK Metro is a small traditional gogo with a side stage, perhaps a little reminiscent of some of the defunct GoGos on Soi Pattayaland.

The venue is a gentle hands on affair, a little less raunchy than Windmill and Babydolls, but nevertheless a good addition to the rather narrow variety otherwise found on Soi LK Metro.

There were enough girls for the reasonable amount of customers that were present late on a Saturday night. Perhaps not the line up for fans of Bacarra or Sensations, but at least the dress code was bikini and topless rather than the near streetwear codes found in many a bar with a more top notch line up. Saying that there were a few girls on show that surely wouldn't be struggling with their barfine quotas.

I was entertained by a very friendly and obliging girl, and it made for a very pleasant visit.

As is often the case with the more hands on approach, it needs a little proactive management to keep everyone on the straight and narrow. And Ricky was on hand to fulfill the role admirably.

Drinks are reasonable and the company is convivial.


7th March

  Same Beach...

First impressions of Spice Club
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  spice club Apart from the name, not much if anything has changed at Spice Club (previously Beach Club) on Soi 15.

There were tons of bikini girls, most of them around thirty years old and in the 4-to-6 quality range. Many were wearing underwear.

I saw only five girls in strings.

No nudity.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht.


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