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19th September

  Kiss Central...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Kiss
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kiss 2016 On Soi Buakhaow Players Lounge, previously Booze Lounge, has closed ( BUSINESS FOR SALE ). Update: The bar re-opened with a party on 19th September

After a closure and refurbishment of several months Kiss A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro has finally reopened.

The fašade covers both units and the entrance to the Blue Moon guesthouse has been reduced to a bare minimum.

The inside has become a bit more spacious and everything has been completely refitted, even the toilets which are still in the left rear corner and still mixed. The bar counter has been moved to the rear and in the middle is now a central stage with a number of chrome poles. On the right-hand side is still bench seating, now with one low table without chrome poles and two high tables with two chrome poles each.

On the central stage four dancers in big white tops and skimpy red pleated skirts were moving, going on and off stage one at a time. Most of them were wearing strings, but two were bottomless and happy to show their private parts.

On the low table one naked girl at a time was performing. On each of the high tables one naked girl at a time was dancing in a short transparent red skirt.

Most girls were average, which is not too bad nowadays, some fatties and several huge natural racks.

The music was palatable, albeit not precisely rock and roll.

The lighting was more than satisfactory.

There was a steady flow of customers coming in.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht now, up from 115 baht.

 

17th September

 Updated: Re-puckered...

Kiss A-GoGo re-opens after refurbishment
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kiss 2016 Kiss A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro has re-opened after a two and a half month renovation. It re-opened on 16th September.

There are now 80 bars around Pattaya calling themselves GoGos.

 

8th September

  Bars having a break...

Pattaya bar news from around town
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kitcat lounge club logo KitCat Gentlemen's club/lounge opened on 7th September 2016. It is reported to have ownership connections with Infinity A-GoGo. Beer is 90 Baht, lady drinks are 125 Baht and STs are more GoGo price than gentlemen's lounge. It is located n an alley off Thappraya just before the corner when Thappraya becomes Jomtien Beach Road.

On Beach Road the entire building where World Wide A-GoGo used to be is For Rent now. I wonder if it will ever reopen. Perhaps a greedy landlord story.

On Third Road Venus Love Lounge has closed once more.

There is a saying that a sucker is born every minute. And there is another saying that on every flight to Thailand there is a sucker with more money than brains, who thinks he will be the most successful bar owner of the century. The truth however is that the only way to become a millionaire in Pattaya is to arrive as a billionaire.

On Soi Nern Plab Wahn Riverside Bar has been dismantled.

On Soi Khao Talo M Pub has gone dark.

It looks as if that noisy bar Blue Sky 3 on the corner of Walking Street and Soi BJ has relocated to the previous premises of Casnovy. The new venue is called Rock Street.

Meanwhile on Soi 15 sister bars Club Electric Blue and Dollhouse have put up their Happy Hour draft beer from 45 Baht to 65 Baht.

 

2nd September

  A New World...

World Wide closes for renovation
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world wide closed World Wide A-GoGo is located on Beach Road between Soi 7 and Soi 8.

The bar has just closed for renovation. The work is scheduled for 2 months from the beginning of September.

So there are now 79 bars around Pattaya which describe themselves as GoGos.

 

30th August

  Gun control and licensing hours...

Bar news from around Pattaya
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winchester club closed In Jomtien The Winchester has been closed for several months. Maybe a reflection on the issues for the bar but the closure was hardly noticed. The bar's website has not been continued.

And on the topic of daytime gentlemen's clubs, there's been no further signs of life at Club Tropicana, previously Viper on Pratamnak Soi 4.

Meanwhile on Sois 13, the afternoon GoGos have resumed afternoon opening. Club Nevada opens from 1 p.m. to 1 a.m. with a shift change at 7 p.m. Far East Rock A-GoGo opens from 1 p.m. to 11 p.m. Miami opens from 1pm until midnight.

 

22nd August

 Updated: Ex Champion...

Champion A-GoGo reported dark
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champion 1 Champion A-GoGo has gone dark on Soi Lucky Star, a few meteres off Walking Street.

The bar had recently moved from its long term location on Walking Street (nearly opposite Peppermint) as the building is being redeveloped for the Midnight Pattaya night club complex.

The venue moved to the old Blues Factory venue which is pretty hard t find being off Walking Street and then behind another bar.

Champion has been around for years and was once one of my favourites hands-on bars. It has dropped off the radar for the last few years hiding away in the pussy tricks niche.

Update: Open

23rd August 2016. Thanks to Ishi

Champion was open again on 21st August

 

17th August

  An opening for work...

Working Girl A-GoGo opens on Soi 6
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working girl In a double-unit shophouse halfway Soi 6 on the south side a would-be gogo has opened: Working Girl.

On the ground floor is a central stage with some chrome poles.

The bench seating and some tables with bar stools are too far from this stage for a good view.

On the first floor are two transparent dance floors with some chrome poles, so that you can see the dancers from the ground floor. The bench seating upstairs is way too deep to be called comfortable.

Most of the dancers were clad in big fantasy outfits: air hostesses, nurses and (I guess) schoolgirls. Some were wearing huge bikinis with or without an ugly yellow skirt.

No nudity. All dancers were double or even triple topped and bottomed.

Some looked farm fresh , but many were typically the kind of working girls who try their luck at each opening.

One of them was skinny Ann, who tells everybody, true or not, she started over ten years ago at Super Baby A-GoGo on Soi Diamond as a 14-year-old lolita, and who had become a street walker on Beach Road with some stints at Dolls on Soi 6 (before their first closure) and at Only O on Soi Diamond.

The lighting was adequate and the music deafening.

Downstairs were two other customers, upstairs no customers at all.

The only thing that is top at Working Girl are their prices. Barfines 800 baht ST and 1,300 baht LT, a tad steep for Soi 6.

No ST rooms, but there seem to be hotel rooms somewhere at 300 baht.

The girls appear to have been brainwashed to demand at least 2,000 baht ST and 4,000 baht LT.

Note that at Passion Dance Club, the other gogo on Soi 6, with even better looking girls in black string bikinis the ST barfine is 300 baht (room included) and the girls are happy with 1,000 baht.

Bottled Heineken at Working Girl 99 baht (in fact 100 baht), lady drinks 200 baht.

 

9th August

  Work in Progress...

Working Girl, a new GoGo for Soi 6
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working girl There's a new bar on Soi 6 called appropriately Working Girl. It will open with a party at 6pm on 10th August 2016. The bar is located next door to Pook Bar. The sign says that it will be an A-GoGo.

bad girls closed for sale Meanwhile he is the sorry state of Bad Girls A-GoGo that didn't make it.

 

4th August

  A bigger gem...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire
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sapphire club logo Sapphire Club has re-opened on Soi 15 after Building work to extend the GoGo by merging in the space that was previously Smile Rock Girls A-GoGo. Thanks to Dave who commented:

I popped into Sapphire Club last night, it was the same as before only more spacious with an extended Stage.

The Girls were lovely as always, very sexy in their black underwear, stockings and suspender belts. You won't find better group of girls anywhere.

 

3rd August

  More bad news about Bad Girls...

Bar news from around town
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badgirls sign On Soi Khao Talo Rod's Bar (previously Anna/Ann's Angel Bar has gone dark some weeks ago with a sign ROOM FOR RENT on the door.

On Pattanakan Road Soi 4 The Green Bar (previously Jungo Bar) has closed.

At Las Vegas III GoGo on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) there has been a FOR SALE sign for years, but nobody seems to have noticed.

At Club Nevada on Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office) there used to be a shift change at 7 p.m., but many girls were actually working two shifts.

Far East Rock A-GoGo also on Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office) used to close early, at 10 or 11 p.m.

I wonder if the Bad Girls GoGo on Walking Street will ever open as the word A GO GO has already been covered with black tape.

The DUI checks going on on the Dark Side (recently on Soi Khao Noi near The Black Sheep on a Friday at 6.30 p.m.) and the talent being spread very thinly, I do not longer drink beer in each bar I visit and order still water instead, which is only 20 to 40 baht.

Somebody asked me to recommend a smoke free bar on the Dark Side. To be honest, it will be easier to find a beer bar that never serves beer. The Booze Lounge, KiK and Top Cool Retreat are among the worst offenders. He could try The Scrapyard Bar , be it without any guarantee.

 

1st August

  Bad and Happy News...

Coyotes return at Happy, Sapphire and Beach Club re-open
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beach club soi happy Bad news the Coyote Dancers are back in Happy A-GoGo . Over 20 of them. I complained to a senior member of staff and he laughed and slapped me on the back.

Sapphire Club has re-opened after Building work to extend the inside.

I popped into Beach Club on Saturday night which has just been re-opened with a new layout.  It has raised bench seating around the walls and 2 raised stages down the middle of the floor. This is a much better layout than before and about as good as it could be with a narrow space. There was no sign of the four fat waiters.

So the GoGo count climbs back up to 80.

 

26th July

  Miserable Afternoons in Pattaya...

Soi 13 bars suffering from police shutdown of afternoon openings of local GoGo bars
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las vegas 3 for sale Las Vegas III A-GoGo has been dark on Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) since the 9th July. There is also prominent for sale sign for the building, which may have been posted prior to the bar closure.

las vegas 3 closed There's a sign in the bar redirecting customers to the sister bar P Ying a few doors down the same soi.

Presumably this closure is a consequence of the recent police action to prevent GoGo bars from opening before 6pm.

There are 3 GoGos on Soi Yamato in the Las Vegas chain which also includes Las Vegas II at the 2nd Rd end of the soi. The bars have occasionally closed temporarily probably at times of a lack of girls, at which time it is best to concentrate the available girls in the bars staying open. But this time round the police action may have worsened the situation.

These are niche bars that have relied on afternoon trade for a long time. Soi LK Metro and Walking Street are infinitely more lively than the sois 13, so as soon as they open they grab all the trade going.

I stopped by the GoGos on Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) in the late afternoon and early evening to see how they were coping. If you look carefully you will surely find somewhere to have a beer and catch a little dancing, but the necessarily unadvertised opening means that there is a lack of customers... and the lack of customers leads to a lack of girls... and of course the lack of girls further contributes to a lack of customers.

Even by the official opening time of 6 O'clock custom didn't pick up much.

Miami A-GoGo was trying quite hard with plenty of girls should there be a sudden in rush of customers, but Nevada was pretty minimal. A friendly girl reckoned that it was much better the day before, but I have heard such a claim a little too often to let go of my pinch of salt.

I'm not sure what these bars could do to compensate for the loss of afternoons, perhaps by livening up their evening offerings. I rather guess that the only hope is an arrangement with the authorities to resume normal opening.

In the meantime there are 78 bars calling themselves GoGos in Pattaya.

 

24th July

  De-promoted...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: DClub
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dclub card Last night the new Beach Club on Soi Happy off Walking Street had indeed closed.

On Soi 15 the builders are in at Sapphire Club A-GoGo and it looks as if it is still far from ready.

On lower Soi Khao Noi Old Hounds Lounge has closed, not really a surprise.

In front of Sugar Baby A-GoGo on Walking Street the recruiting for Annabelles A-GoGo has started. To be honest, I do not see the point of having a different name if there is no separate entrance.

dclub card back Upstairs from Walking Street, where Tiger Club A-GoGo and the short-lived tomboy club used to be, Dclub , the longest bar in Thailand , has opened.

It is indeed very long and looks rather empty. On the left-hand side is a long white counter with white bar stools and the DJ in the middle.

On the right-hand side are some black high round tables with black bar stools. At the rear is lounge seating.

There were some fully dressed dancers.

Loud house something music and disturbing laser beams.

Immediate paying, no check bins . BEWARE: there is also a drink menu entirely in Thai with prices in two-digit Thai numerals, varying from 40 to 90 baht.

Bottled Heineken (for non-Thais) 150 baht, promotion 89 baht.

 

23rd July

 Updated: Closed for re-sits after failing course in GoGo design...

Beach Club closes for renovation
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beach club closed Beach Club is located next door to Happy A-GoGo a few paces off Walking Street.

The bar has closed for a few days until 28th July for renovation. Presumably to sort out its widely criticised seating layout.

In the meantime the dancers have moved to Happy.

Whilst Beach Club is closed there are just 80 bars calling themselves GoGos in Pattaya.

Update: Very Happy

23rd July 2016. Thanks to Dave

Beach club was closed on Friday night as noted. The girls were in Happy, which made it very Happy for me. There were so many. Girls they were leaving the Stage 3 at a time. There were a lot of real beauties.

Sapphire closed to

Sapphire club is also closed. The bar is making the final building works to extended the bar into the space vacated by Smile Rock Girls GoGo which closed a while back.

So just for a day or two, the GoGo count falls below 80 to 79.

 

12th July

  Sad times as afternoon GoGos are under threat...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Miami
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Miami A-GoGo I stopped by Miami A-GoGo on Soi Post Office during the afternoon just before Pattaya police ordered an end to afternoon GoGos. It seems that GoGos are now not allowed to open until 6pm.

There were 8 girls in the bar of which 3 were dancing in bikinis or topless. There were a couple of horrors, and a couple of decent girls.

But despite limited assets, the bar was doing quite nicely thank you. The staff were proactively getting the girls to sit with, (or on), the customers, and the girls attentions were seemingly going down well. There was a steady flow of customers, and each would end up staying for a couple of drinks and a couple of lady drinks. (I didn't see many barfines being paid though).

The staff were doing a good job keeping things ticking over. There was a cheap draft beer and lady drinks were 130 Baht.

It seems a bit of a shame that the authorities have felt it necessary to snuff the afternoon GoGos on Soi Post Office and Soi Yamato. I think they stand no chance if they can only open after 6pm.

Their modest offerings probably only work during the hours when Walking Street GoGos are not yet open. The brutal truth is that these GoGos do not really compare with those on Walking Street and these are only a short stroll away. Soi Post Office/Yamato GoGos simply will not be able to compete with Walking Street during evening hours.

Normally with police crackdowns one can be sure that they will prove short lived, however a similar prohibition on Soi LK Metro GoGos opening in the afternoon has more or less become permanent.

I enjoyed my afternoon visit and feel sad that niche markets should be suffocated by arbitrary decisions by the authorities. They are not doing any harm to anybody by opening in the afternoons.

 

11th July

  Late News...

Pattaya sanctions 4am closing on Walking Street, but 2am elsewhere
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4am logo On Thursday Pattaya authorities invited barkeeps to a big meeting. Police chief Col. Apichai Krobpetc told those attending that new zones had been set out, one of which came with 4am closing.

Zone 1 covers entertainment venues on Walking Street and Beach Road that can now officially close at 4am with all other bars and clubs in Sin City falling into Zone 2 that must close by 2am.

The police chief stressed that the new closing times would be strictly enforced and any of Pattaya's 800 pubs and clubs found to be flouting the rules would be prosecuted and shutdown for five years.

 

10th July

  Not the Champion of Musical Chairs...

Champion 2 closes on Soho Square, whilst Amethyst plays on
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champion 2 closed On Soho Square, off Walking Street, The Champion (Champion 2) has closed.

Champion originally closed on Walking Street in March 2016 and spawned two new bars, The Champion on Soho Square, and Champion A-GoGo on Soi Lucky Star. This latter venue continues.

So there are no 81 bars around Pattaya claiming to be GoGos.

And by way of circular news, Ishi reports that Amethyst A-GoGo, which has just closed on Soi LK Metro, is now planning on relocating to the Walking Street venue that was the original location of Champion (or possibly the upstairs bar where Guugle was).

On Walking Street the Russian bar Red Square has also closed, not a big loss for most farangs I think.

Meanwhile n Jomtien Passion Gentlemen's Club has reopened, but they do not offer ST rooms at the moment. The large (muddy) car park is no longer available

 

8th July

 Updated: Faded gem...

Amethyst closes and is up for sale
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amethyst sale sign Amethyst A-GoGo and show bar on Soi LK Metro closed after business on 5th July 2016. The bar is has now posted a prominent for sale sign.

This leaves 82 bars around Pattaya claiming to be GoGos.

 

7th July

  Making a bee line for the other side of the road...

A new corner bar on Soi 6
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bee corner bar Bee Bar on Soi 6 is under new management and has been renamed Bee Corner Bar

The bar has been converted to an open bar. It seems to have been taken over by the people who previously had the popular Soi 6 Corner Bar on the opposite corner, before the building was redeveloped into an empty space.

 

6th July

  If you build it, they will come...

G-Spot opens on Walking Street
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g-spot frontage G-Spot Pattaya opened as planned on 5th July on Walking Street by Sugarbaby.

The GoGo is a sister bar to Dollhouse and Club Electric Blue on Soi 15.

Early reports note that bar offers a decent amount of nudity. Draft beer is 65 Baht whilst lady drinks are 165 Baht.

There are now 83 bars around Pattaya claiming to be GoGos.

 

4th July

  A parting kiss...

Kiss A-GoGo closes for renovation
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kiss closed There is a notice on the door saying that the bar is closed fro renovations and will reopen on 1st September 2016.

Perhaps the final nail for table dancing style GoGos.

So there are now 82 bars around Pattaya claiming to be GoGos. Soon to be more though.

 

2nd July

 Updated: Tough times for gentlemen...

Kinnaree raided by police and closed
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kinnaee 2016 Yesterday (29th June) at around 3pm the Kinnaree Place was closed by police. A local reader reported:

When I walked by today, I saw that it was opened as usual, but a little bit after in the afternoon many police officers came back in numbers and ordered the premises to close the doors again. It doesn't look good for their 4th of July party !

As written by Pattaya One, many bars are currently ordered by the Chonburi Governor to be checked and maybe closed for 5 years if there is any problem. I Don't know if this is related. Anyway, it's not good news for the cleaners, waiters, cashiers, taxi drivers, (and a lot of others...) making a living from it.

Update: Kinnaree continues

1st July 2016.

An additional snippet of news about the police raid is that customers were asked to leave a little before the police arrived and were not subjected to police hassle.

The bar re-opened the following day, although a little subdued with about 20 freelancers in attendance at mid afternoon.

Thai Police logo Update: Police raids at late night discos

2nd July 2016. From Pattaya Addicts

For several nights in a row, police have been arriving in late night venues like Insomnia, Flexx, JP Bar, etc. and forcing them to close. It's been happening around 4:30am. The police don't hassle anyone, but it seems like they just want the fun to stop. They just prop the doors open, turn on the lights and everyone leaves.

 

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