Pattaya Nightlife News and Reviews

Sugar Baby A-GoGo on Walking Street was dark on Tuesday night. The reason is not yet apparent.

Update: The bar  reportedly closed due to 'supply problems', presumably a lack of available girls.

Meanwhile Cocoon nightclub has opened on Waling Street at the Soho Square  venue that was once Utopia and Upstairs A-GoGo. I

The nightclub is basically a disco but it has additional entertainment from aerial performers, an idea borrowed from Iron Club A-GoGo.

See cocoonpattaya.com

On Soi Khao Noi Flintstone has gone dark.

On Walking Street Majestic Guesthouse (ST rooms upstairs of Fahrenheit A-GoGo) has reopened after a closure of nearly a year. (When I wrote my recent The Lighthouse A-GoGo review it was still closed.)

At The Dollhouse A-GoGo on Soi 15 bottled Heineken is 160 baht now and an ordinary lady drink (small glass of cola on the rocks) 175 baht. Private in-house fun upstairs 2,700 baht (room 700 baht plus girl 2,000 baht).

At Lek's Bar & Massage on Soi Khao Talo a bottled Heineken is 80 baht now and a lady drink (bottled Singha) 105 baht. The barfine is still 300 baht (also for the farm-fresh girls and I guess for the lone ladyboy) and they still do not have ST rooms.

Living dolls Showcase on Walking Street has already discontinued their happy hours until midnight experiment with all drinks at 95 baht.

Driving on Third Road I suddenly decided to park and have a look at Buffalo Bar .

The place was deserted with not even a handful of older uninterested girls and even fewer customers.

I was told the barfine/room price for ST was 400 baht with 1,500 baht (!) to the girl.

The cashier is still a ladyboy and one of the "ladies" looked like one too.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht, lady drinks 90 baht.

Gold Club A-GoGo has gone dark on Soi LK Metro. The bar had only been open for a month

The reason is not yet clear but going dark on Christmas day is hardly likely to be a scheduled renovation.

So there are now 80 self defined GoGos open around Pattaya.

Big Hugs on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) is a good fun, hands on, unzipped, anything goes bar that is also well cheaper than anything on Walking Street.

Of course there is the little snag that you are unlikely to find a girl who could command a post on a Walking Street stage. And if you are lucky enough to find a young and slim dancer, you can be pretty sure that she wont be staying in Big Hugs long. Saying that there are usually (but not always) one or two who are attractive enough to enjoy receiving their good close attention.

The same is exactly true of sister bar So Nice, but on the whole, So Nice seems to get first dibs for the available girls. One time I saw the girls in So nice draw lots with the loser having to leave for Big Hugs to make up the numbers there.

It finally got busy on Walking Street on the Friday before Christmas.

Happy and Beach Club have gone back to Coyote Dancers. The Girls were wearing huge pants like nappies, with t-shirt and bra. It's like they are trying to remove the Sex appeal from the Girls and it's working. The majority of the Girls are very mediocre.

The head waiter in Happy came over to say hello, there were 30 Coyote Dancers on the 2 stages at the time and I asked him why... this is supposed to be an a-go-go? He said . ..the new Girls were shy...

A very cute blonde called Tai, who's been there for years said... no customers ... by which I think she meant no customers buying Lady Drinks and Barfines, which was very obvious.

Beach Club was even more Banal, a few attractive Girls walking up and down but they never appear on stage.

The Windmill, Electric Blue and The Dollhouse which have naked girls were all packed.

Sweethearts and Sapphire Club who have very sexy Coyote Dancers were also packed.

Annabelle's had some lovely naked Girls showing their charms on the mat.

Sugar Baby was dead with very few and very average Girls. Their original mamasang is now in Crazy House which has a lot of sexy girls, naked and Coyote Dancers.

Sexy Girls A-GoGo at the 2nd Road end of Soi 8 has been dark for 10 days or so but re-opened on 22nd December.

So the GoGo count is now 81.

Went to L K Metro Sunday night'

looked into Ladylove but it was very busy and very noisy. Nowhere to sit down so popped straight out,

Looked into Gold that was the opposite, very quiet with about 6 Punters, There were 6 Coyote Dancers wearing G-String's on the Stage, all of them overweight.

There were some attractive Girls Upstairs hiding in the Toilets, but they showed no interest when they came down. There was one attractive Girl on stage who was asking me for a drink but I had decided to leave by then.

Draft Lager 69 Baht for full half pint, very nice.

Popped into The Office , it was very bad, no Girl's showed us any interest and the Draft Lager was undrinkable soon left.

Got pulled into a bar by a Girl who recognized me from Sweethearts. Had a good time in there.

Passed on to Paradise Club . Some lovely Girl's in there as good as any in Walking Street. Nearly all the Girl's were Topless and just wearing a G-string. There was a blonde called Na. I'm not saying her tit's were big but they were a danger to shipping ,when she was dancing on stage.

There were 16 punters in, but Paul and I were the only ones buying lady drinks. This is the same wherever we go. I gave a 100 Baht tip to a stunning teenage blonde on the way out.

Finished in Sugar Sugar . it was nearly empty at 1 am, some lovely Topless Teenage Girls on stage. I gave the best one a 100 Baht tip but she did not come over for a drink, even though we were the only customers.

Catwalk Gentlemen's club opened on 13th December 2017 on Thappraya Soi 12, better known as Soi Pattaya Park, the hotel with a landmark tower. Perhaps a strange location as the soi is otherwise a busy location for Russian couples and their families.

The boss runs Runway A-GoGo so most of the girls (including staff) are from Runway.

I visited before 4pm on 15th Dec, I saw 17 girls (not including staff) in the bar. It's possible to pay bar but they have no rooms. Upper floor, and Karaoke room will open within 1 month.

Lady drink is 130B.

The bar opened from  2pm - 8pm

See Facebook Page (with an incorrect location shown on the map).

My friend Paul wanted to go back to Wildcats on Thursday, so we popped in and sat at the back. His Birds soon appeared, my Bird was dancing on the Stage.

One of his birds calls her friend over to sit with me. I reject her so she goes away, then she does it again, I reject her again, I'm not sure if it was the Girl, then the Mamasang asks us to move along the seat, to make room for other people to sit down but there are no other people. This happened twice, no one ever occupied those seats.

I bought my Bird a drink, she was very good value spent the whole time she was sitting with me massaging my Dick. Then the Girls came round selling Tequila. The drinks were very small glasses and only half full for 170 Baht. My friend bought his 2 Girls one, so I had to buy my bird one.

Then my Girl went back to Dance and the Mamasang was back asking me to buy her a Drink. I said .... She's Dancing... the Mamasang replies ...she'll come back if you buy her a drink...I said... she'll come back anyway... to which the Mamasang replied... she doesn't like Dancing.. Haha I had to laugh.

When she did come back, the Mamasang was back asking me to buy her Tequila. I said... stop hassling me I don't like pressure...Mamasang replies... you don't like Pussy? I said .. no I don't like you...

I asked for the Bill, I gave the Girl I was with a 100 Baht. Then the Mamasang gets her tit's out looking for a tip. I gave her 40 Baht. You can't Help aughing, there's no where like Pattaya.

There were 3 Topless Girls with very Big Knockers. I had a good time even with an over zealous mamasang. I suppose it's the High Season there is more pressure for drinks every where and I do enjoy a bit of argy bargy.

After a long while I revisited The Lighthouse A-GoGo on Walking Street.

There are still two rectangular low central stages with five about 1.80-metre-high chrome poles each.

The bench seating is still as cramped and I had to sit between two drink tables.This was not a problem as most of the bench seating was empty anyway.

There were two dancing teams who moved one spot after each song.

I saw ten dancers in double-bottomed white bikinis, no strings. I also saw six dancers in black lingerie who, once on stage, would strip topless and bottomless, except for one with pasties on her nipples who kept her string on.

Some of them were slim and attractive, but several were fat and shapeless. Many had stretch marks. I think Dave needs a new pair of glasses.

A Japanese or Korean punter called a girl straight off the stage, did not pay a lady drink, apparently talked business immediately and left with the bird.

I wonder if short times at The Lighthouse are still limited to one hour. Several years ago, when barfines were still 600 baht and the gogo girls were still happy with 1,000 baht ST, I barfined Fon (who had worked at the original Tiger Club A-GoGo on Walking Street and at Club Oasis A-GoGo on Soi Buakhaow and would later be happy at SensationS A-GoGo also on Walking Street where she could keep her clothes on.) We went to the now closed Majestic guesthouse across the street and at a given moment Fon started panicking when she realised she had a time limit to meet.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, lady drinks 150-170 baht.

Charlie, the Belgian owner of Mai Lu Si bar, off Soi Buakhaow in the small soi opposite Pattaya City Hospital and before that on Soi LK Metro, has suddenly died, three weeks short of his 69th birthday.

The Roman Catholic funeral service, followed by the interment in the family plot on the adjacent churchyard, took place at Saint Nikolaus (Swiss patron saint Niklaus von Flüe ) Church on Sukhumvit Road.

Pookie from Surin, Charlie's common-law wife of 19 years, does not know if she can go on with the business.

Condolences to Pookie and to his family.

May he rest in peace.

Much busier in Walking Street on Friday evening.

Good crowd in the Sapphire Club but not packed, a lot of attractive new Girl's.

Baccara was busy, a lot of new Girls and a lot of old favourite Girls back. But if you're not Oriental you don't get much of a look in, with the Girls in there. Show Girls were back, but only stripped down to G-Strings.

The Windmill was good, some nice looking GIRLS with plenty of Pussy on show. My Favourite sisters were back but this place suffers with Cheap Charlies, out of 14 people sitting round the Stage, I was the only one giving tips when the Girls showed me their Pussies, inside and out, haha.

Sweethearts were doing a good trade, with a good atmosphere. I was sitting with an 18 year old called Bang, stunning but too young for me, her sister Obar also stunning, work's in there as well. There are 2 Girls their I can not tell apart, Soy and Nam. Nok told me that they are not  Sister's they just have the same Father, haha.

Very quiet on Walking Street last night.

Few Punters in Dollhouse but some very nice Girls with a lot of Pussy on show.

Supergirl had only a few Punters and not many Girls.

Glass House was very quiet. There were some nice looking Girls but mostly Coyote Dancers. although later 7 Bikini Dancers appeared who removed their tops. No Draft, Bottled Beer 100b and Lady drinks 175 Baht. Not much to recommend it, but friendly staff.

Crazy House was better, with a good crowd of Punters, a lot of nude Dancers and Topless Girls with some pussy licking.

The Police were out on the 3rd road again this morning, 20-30 of them.

Last night Living Dolls Showcase was open, but Mandarin Walking Street was still closed. It seems that the French group that runs Mandarin have insufficient girls for their bars so have decided to close Mandarin and redistribute its dancers.

The GoGo count now stands at 80.

It does not look as if Bollywood gogo on Soi 13/3 (Pattayaland 1) will be opening any time soon. The street is hardly accessible as it has been completely dug and the sewers are being replaced.

On the corner of Walking Street and Soi 16 (Soi Arab) two Indian discos have opened:

• RAAS , at the previous location of the short-lived Soi 16 Music Hall;
• KAMA , at the locations where Pe Pé Club A-GoGo/Dream A-GoGo/ToyZ A-GoGo/Catz A-GoGo and Club Boesché A-GoGo used to be.

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Compared to most dancers in most gogos in Pattaya nowadays, the gogo dancers on German television forty years ago were a lot sexier: MICHAEL ZAGER BAND - Lets all chant (GoGo Girls @ MusikLaden 1978)

Living Dolls Showcase is a long running GoGo near the shrine at the Walking Street Tree. It was dark on 11th December, but it turned out to be a 1 night closure for repairs. The GoGo opened as normal on 12th December

Sexy Girls A-GoGo at the 2nd Road end of Soi 8 has also gone dark. However the prognosis is not so good. Ishi did a little asking around and found that the bar is not expected to re-open.

So the GoGo count is now 81.

Ishi reports that a new Soi 6 GoGo that has opened at the venue that was most famously Mandarin Club:

4Play opened on 1st December, but no dancers came to work, so it opened as a beer bar on that day. However by 9tth December when I visited I saw 1 dancer (topless) on the stage, and 4 girls outside.

See Soi 6 map .

There are now 84 bars around Pattaya that define themselves as GoGos.

Started Friday night in Peppermint . It was only half full but there was a lot going on, with a man buying a lot of baskets of balls, so all the Girls were screaming and throwing themselves everywhere.

I was with 2 very attractive Girls a stunning slim Blonde called Eye, with a very cute Face and a slim dark haired beauty called Mon. They were both well oiled and were dancing around flashing their lovely Bums at me and gyrating on my lap. Paul was with the Show Girls as usual, he has a Harem's in Peppermint, Baccara and Sweethearts.

 

Popped into Happy later, the place was packed. Some very attractive new Girls on show, but little action, no showgirls, very few Ladies sitting with Punters, nobody throwing ping pong balls. My friend Paul was quickly bored. I was chatting to an old English friend who loves it in there.

There were some little darling's on the stage, no 14 was Gorgeous, but the jury is still out.

 

Popped into the Shark Club to see Apple an old friend. It was very friendly and the Models in Black G-strings were attractive, but the Coyote Dancers weren't up to much apart from one with tit's like Torpedoes and a pretty face. She was soon barfined, she was like an oasis in the Desert.

I was being chatted up by the Mamasang, while Paul went upstairs with Apple, well he is on Holiday.

Last night Mandarin on Walking Street was dark, the reason is not yet apparent.

It's hard to believe at Club Nevada , but it's true! Brand new shinning red upholstering on all the seats since today.

Reviews from Dave

We had a very Surprising and entertaining Evening in Walking Street on Thursday night.

We started in The Lighthouse , where I was greeted by 2 very attractive Girls on Stage, Rose and Far, who knew me from the Windmill. They were wearing black Bikini tops and G-strings, They were waving their very attractive bums and tit's at me. There was also Mild from Sweethearts who is extremely slim and attractive. Far and Mild came and sat with me, Rose and an extremely attractive Girl sat with my friend Paul.

Far was very free with her hands and had my zip open and was examining the goods inside. Far and Mild very both very Happy to get their tit's out for a 100 b tip and were constantly kissing and cuddling me.

There were 7 or 8 Girls who were wearing Stocking's and Suspenders and not much else, with some very nice pussies on show. You wont find a better looking bunch of Girls anywhere.

I don't know if this is a change of Policy or nobody told the new Girls that they weren't supposed to have fun?

Can recommend a visit soon.

We followed later into Wildcats on Soi BJ, where Barbie, another sweethearts old Girl is working.

This was a totally different group of girls, consisting mostly of Coyote Dancers and 1 topless girl. Half the girls were wearing shorts and half G-string's, most of the Girls were a few pounds overweight but still friendly and attractive.

I was approached by 4 Girls, one spent the whole of my visit grinding her ample bum into my Dick (where do they get the energy from ?). Another Girl came up to me and Flashed ample naked Bosom in my face.

A very enjoyable visit .

On Father's Day, the 5th December 2017 most bars on the Bright Side were open and serving alcoholic drinks, but on the Dark Side the bars were closed.

The Lobster Pot restaurant on Walking Street is still closed.

On Walking Street, opposite Palace A-GoGo, The Bad Girls Club has opened in a space that is as narrow and only half as long as their nearby sister gogo Infinity A-GoGo.

On both sides is bench seating that is not deep enough to be comfortable and the drinks tables are too near. Towards the left-hand side are three small oval stages, each with two chrome poles fixed to the ceiling. You can only walk right of them.

In my opinion, if the building is so narrow, the stage should be along one side wall and the seating along the other side wall, as was the case at Angels A-GoGo on Walking street and at Popcorn, Legs Club and Rodeo Girls on Soi 13/4 (Pattayaland 2). Pandora's on Soi LK Metro still has such a layout.

I saw six or seven dancers in black bikinis with way too big pants. The others were clad in black catsuits with a string underneath, black suspender dresses (American: garter dresses), black bodies (American: bodysuits) with black stockings and similar outfits. Most of them were old and/or fat.

No nudity on stage. Unlike Dave I did not see any slim attractive topless girls in G-strings and I stayed until I finished my beer, which was my first beer that day. Perhaps they have changed their policy and their complete crew after his visit.

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I was told the barfine was 1,000 baht, the girls expecting 3,000 baht ST and 5,000 baht LT.

The mamasan was an elderly ladyboy.

The music was the usual crap and too loud.

The strobe lights were very disturbing.

Not many customers.

BEWARE: automatic tipping: small change is not returned spontaneously.

Chang draught 69 baht, bottled Heineken 135 baht.

On Walking Street, at the latest location of the not so successful Italian restaurant L'Italiano, Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo has opened. (Also on Walking Street some years ago Infinity A-GoGo opened at the previous location of that hapless restaurant.)

The good thing is that there are several steps up and that you remain high and dry even when Walking Street turns into a Canal Grande once more. The bad thing was that I, still recovering from a bad cold, was greeted by a foul cigarette smoke stench and way too loud music.

Whereas most recently opened gogos are too small and too narrow, Marilyn Monroe is rather spacious, even a bit too spacious to be cosy.

The dominating colour is black, giving the whole a cool feel.

In the second part are two rectangular central stages, each of them with about ten at least two-metre-high chrome poles. In the first part along the left-hand side are a large drinks bar and a smaller also rectangular stage with five similar chrome poles and some bar stools. Along the remaining side walls is elevated bench seating with a good view of the stages (and of the bar counter).

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I saw two teams each of about twenty more than overdressed coyotes with red tops and white bottoms. They were varying from chubby to serious overweight.

There was also a team of about a dozen dancers in black lingerie, most of them in baby-dolls or négligés, who towards the end of their dance stint would go topless. At least half of them were wearing pasties and several had ridiculous bolt-ons, not a pretty sight. One of them was young and extremely skinny; the others were mediocre and old.

The dancers hardly moved on stage and stayed at the same spot all the time.

Not more than five to ten customers at any time.

The waiters were polite and correct.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht.

I popped into Bad Girls. recently opened on Walking Street, it was a big mistake.

The music was Diabolical, extremely loud and was mostly African Americans swearing.

The seating was terrible, very cramped and uncomfortable.

Draft Beer was very good, a full half pint of Chang for 69 Baht, which was a promotion apparently.

There were around 15 - 20 Girls, all slim and attractive. They were all topless with just a G-string.

But the place is so narrow, you could only see the Girls in front of you properly.

I wanted to wait until the Girls changed over,  but I was so desperate to get out, I couldn't wait and I left 90% of my Beer.

It seems the bar has connections with Infinity.

A big thumbs down.

Tuesday 5th December 2017 is the late King Bhumibol's Birthday, the Thai version of Father's Day. Although there is now a new holiday for the new king's birthday, the 5th of December will be maintained as a memorial day for King Bhumibol.

Sunday 10th December 2017 is Constitution Day, and Monday 11th December 2017 will be a substitution day. This holiday does not effect bar opening.

On Walking Street Living Dolls Showcase now has HAPPY HOURS: all drinks are 95 baht until midnight.

On Soi Khao Talo Boom Boom Bar , until recently Balloon Bar , has become ONE BAR. Perhaps the name was not deemed appropriate.

Very quiet on Walking Street last night,

I popped into the Lighthouse around 9-30,there were 3 punters, a few more came in later.

There were around 20 Girls, all slim and attractive. Half of them were wearing Stocking's and Suspender's and not much else, plenty of Pussy on show. The other half were wearing Black G-string's and small Bikini Tops.

4 or 5 Girls gave me a half smile but no one approached me. As usual, it's pick one off the stage, something I never do.

The Girls who were not dancing sat in the corner near the door. They looked like mannequin's, no laughter, no screaming, no atmosphere.

The music was good.

Small glass of Draught Beer at 90 Baht was poor value. A shame because the Girls were very attractive.

Crystal A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro has announced that it is under new management.

The bar will have a re-launch party on Saturday 9th December that it calls Crystallisation: The Relaunch Party.

Gold Club A-GoGo has re-opened on Soi LK Metro. The bar was originally Amethyst but re-opened as Gold Club at the beginning of 2017. It lasted for about 6 months before closing in June.

The bar has displayed a banner proclaiming drinks prices. It will be offering draft beer at 69 Baht and local spirits at 100 Baht.

There is i a Grand Opening Party on Friday 24th November. The bar has booked a DJ as a star turn, so perhaps that gives an indication of the style of the bar.

Gold is the 81st GoGo in Pattaya.

I popped into Electric Blue later Friday night, there were around 18-20 totally naked Girls. Half of them were slim and attractive and the others were ok. There were some very attractive Coyote Dancers on the other Stage. It was busy in there as always.

The 2 Girls I was with were not shy about hiding their charms and when on stage were waggling their pussies in my face,

Mamasang Aum asked:  had I been in Baby Dolls? , I said no because the Girls were not very attractive in there. It used to be really good before but no good recently. Aum said it was because they will not pay the Girls good money.

I bumped into the punter I had met earlier in Sapphire club in Baccara. He won't find cheaper boom boom in there, haha.

Still no pussy on show in Happy group. I don't think it will ever come back.

It was very quiet on Saturday evening in Walking Street, only 6-8 punters in Sweethearts at midnight,

Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo has opened on 16th November i2017 in the venue that previously L'Italiano Restaurant, and is located on Walking Street opposite Miami Nightclub betweens Sois 13 and 14.

Those with a long memory, spanning the last 11 years or so, may remember a previous GoGo celebrating Marilyn Monroe. It was hardly a respectful use of the name though, as it was a pussy tricks bar which was infamous for some rather more unpleasant tricks than usual. It may just be a Pattaya legend though.

So there are now 80 bars claiming to be GoGos operating around Pattaya.

Lek A-GoGo in north Pattaya on 2nd Road has closed. A sign on the door says that the girls have moved to the nearby Lek's Beer Bar.

The bar has been open since February 2015 but has a longer history than that in its previous location as Classroom 2 A-GoGo, and then Lek's Classroom A-GoGo

So there are now 79 bars around Pattaya claiming to be GoGos.

looked in at the Windmill last night and I'm glad to say it was back to normal but it was very crowded. The Girls were wearing open fronted Blouses and Rah Rah Skirts with nothing underneath.

I was persuaded by a pretty Girl to Go into Yes A-GoGo on soi Diamond. There were were about 15 Topless Dancers, wearing G-Strings and Stockings. They all smiled at me. Not a bad looking lot. There was something for everyone with a couple of very slim Girls and a couple with Big Bums and a couple with big Tits. There were also 25-30 Coyote Dancers, most of them slim and attractive.

I can't give it a thumbs up though, the music was way too loud and the seating way too Low.

There's still no full nudity in the Happy Group, only 2 Topless Girls in Happy but a good atmosphere. Plenty of Silicone on show in Baccara but again no Pussy. The place was packed as usual.

Gold Club A-GoGo has announced that it would soon be re-opening on Soi LK Metro. The bar was originally Amethyst but re-opened as Gold Club at the beginning of 2017. It lasted for about 6 months before closing in June.

Meanwhile n a single-unit shophouse on Soi Khao Noi, halfway between Mango Pub and Black Swan Bar, a new bar has opened: Nings Orange Bar.

It is a brightly lit bar with transparent windows and the walls painted in white and orange.

There were three or four average girls, some of them coming from the Mabprachan area.

Barfine 300 baht ST and 1,000 baht to the girl.

The bar's facilities are on the ground floor only and there are no ST rooms.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht.

A new GoGo started taking shape in June 2016. It was located on Walking Street next door to Insomnia disco. The idea seems to have been abandoned before it opened and all that remained was a blacked out Bad Girls sign

Later in October 2017, the name Bad Girls A-GoGo reappeared, this time taking over from an Indian restaurant/bar on central Walking Street. This new location now sprung into life on 7th November 2017.

Reviews to follow

There are now 79 GoGos operating around Pattaya.

Some days ago I revisited Velvet Club on Soi Bongkod.

At the end of the bar counter the owner, a French-speaking Swiss national, and a mate were chatting. Behind the bar counter was an old Thai woman, perhaps the owner's wife.

There were two girls, one of them caring for the owner's mate. The other girl was a 33-year-old rather tall and strongly-built farmer's daughter.

Although she was in Pattaya for less than a month she spoke English relatively well. Before coming to Pattaya, she had been reading a lot on the internet she said, especially about the sleaziest places, such as Telephone Bar, Carr39 Blanc and Excite Club.

For a lady drink she would take off her pants and she was not too shy to lift her dress and bra exposing her athletic body.

As I have heard a hundred times, she told that most customers only want blowjobs and that she only had had sex (by Bill Clinton's definition) with the Thai father of her child.

(Sometimes I start worrying if I am still normal as I only want a complete service with at least two holes involved. For that reason you will never see me at Bliss Lounge or Lolita's.)

Our farmer's daughter seemed not overly enthusiastic about farangs and said that, because of a lack of water, she had sown rice late and had to return for the also late harvest in December.

Bar fine (room included) still 300 baht, bottled Heineken still 100 baht, lady drinks still 130 baht.

I popped into the Beach Club a couple of months back and it was terrible. Full of Fat Coyote Dancers, No Punters, No Atmosphere and definitely no fun.

What a change last night. Gone were the Coyote's and back were the Bikini's. But it was the whole atmosphere that was good.

I had Girl's coming up to me and introducing themselves, Birds on the Stage Smiling at me and waggling their posteriors at me. What a great change.

I got worked over by 3 very attractive Girls. it wasn't quite as good as Annabelle's, but very nice. Nice was a very attractive Girl, unfortunately she couldn't find my dick, it had gone into hibernation but she kept looking for it.

A fourth Girl came over she was 1 of 4 Coyote Dancer's, but she was very slim with a beautiful face. They were not shy, happy to show their ample charms. Well the other girls were doing it for them, as they often do. Why do they wear string's?

You can safely put Beach Club back on your visiting list. Not much nudity but very friendly and fun, which is really important.

At Peppermint A-GoGo on Walking Street (and also at the other gogos of the Happy group, I guess) most bottled beers are 158 baht now and some other ones are 148 baht now. Draught beer (in very small mugs) is still 69 baht.

Barfines are still 800 baht for the lime string bikini dancers and the black pants bikini dancers. The barfine for the mediocre double-topped and double-bottomed coyote dancers is 1,000 baht, something I will never understand.

There are no toilet fees, but the not too spacious gents has become crowded as the hideout of the male staff.

At Montana Bar and Lounge on Regional Land Road bottled Heineken is again 90 baht.

At Kinnaree Place on sub-soi 4 between Soi Phratamnak Soi 4 and Soi Phratamnak Soi 5 bottled Heineken is 95 baht now, lady drinks are 100 baht (standard) or 125 baht (bottled beer) and the barfine (room included) is still 350 baht.

At Full Moon Bar II on lower Soi Khao Talo bottled Heineken is 75 baht now and the lady drinks such as Singha Light (apparently very popular with the girls) are 120 baht. Their ST bar fine of 300 baht now includes a nice and spacious room in a residence behind Tony's Fitness.

At Black Swan Bar on Soi Khao Talo bottled Heineken is 85 baht now and the ST barfine (room included) 350 baht; lady drinks (also Singha Light et al.) are still 120 baht.

On Soi Khao Talo Balloon Bar has become Boom Boom Bar.

On Pattaya Soi 13/3 (Soi Pattayaland 1) a new gogo is planned in a single-unit shophouse more or less opposite the small sub-soi: Bollywood . I guess it will be catering for a specific ethnic group.

On Pattaya Soi 13/4 (Soi Pattayaland 2) I saw a bunch of people outside WakaWaka , but apparently there was nobody inside.

On seeing this old picture of Misty's A-GoGo and Rodeo Girls (see picture) I now realise that WakaWaka is in the right half of the former Misty's A-GoGo, which later became Legs Club .

The avatars of Big Hugs and So Nice on Soi Yamato need changing as all their fuglies are always naked now, on and off stage.

At Miami A-GoGo on Soi Post Office all fatties used to be always naked too, on and off stage, but they have changed their attire to yellow string bikinis now because police check.

At Club Nevada , also on Soi Post Office, there is not the slightest nudity left (at least not on stage), but they do have some good-looking girls now. Depending on the day of the week most of their dancers are clad in white, red or black string bikinis now, but some of the oldies continue to wear transparent skirts, be it with underwear.

I start to believe it is true those gogo girls are not so very often barfined. At Club Nevada and at similar places such as Passion Dance Club on Soi 6 the girls seem to remember with whom I have been upstairs several months ago.

At Club Nevada it happens that there are fewer girls than punters, but they have got a young and sexy mamasan now, who would probably also make a good dancer.

Opposite Club Nevada the building where Far East Rock A-GoGo used to be has been gutted completely and nobody seems to know what it is going to become. One of the Club Nevada waitresses had seen they had brought in a new toilet.

MEN	LADIES

I had an unusual and unwanted experience in Sweethearts A-GoGo on Saturday night. 

I was sitting with two attractive Blondes Joy And Bor. As soon as the drinks arrive, Bor announces she has to go to the Toilet and disappears. She'd not been back more than a couple of minutes when she has to go and Dance, The same same with Joy. When Bor comes back, she soon announces that she has to go to the Toilet again and disappears. Within a few minutes of coming back, she has to go and Dance again. They only Dance once when with a punter, but she did 3 dances and the same with Joy.

When Bor returns she sits there for 5 mins, so I offer her a second drink. As soon as it arrives, you'll never guess, but she has to go to the Toilet. She does not come back, By this time Joy has returned from her dance stint, I can see Bor standing outside the Toilets and Joy is gesticulating with her trying to get her to come back, which she does after a few minutes. She drinks half her drink and then both Girls say they are going to sit with another punter.

It's obvious when they kept disappearing to the Toilet it was to check their phones, not a call of nature. This is not that unusual behavior, but I've never experienced it in Sweethearts before.

So despite buying drinks for two Girls, I spent most on my time on my own.

So Nice on Soi 13/1 has developed into something of a Hot and Cold replacement. The girls are very proactive in grabbing your personals, in return for a few reasonably priced lady drinks. In fact the girls go further in the bar than I remember ever seeing at Hot and Cold.

The girls are all naked, on and off stage. Three dancers dance three numbers to some of the quietest rock music in Pattaya.

Its all very friendly and the girls are well obliging. So what can possibly go wrong?

I have made 2 visits in the last couple of weeks and the first was great. I was well entertained by a good looking girl who was good in the art of conversation too.  I was bit aware that she was the only looker in the bar, but that didn't stop it being a good time.

So I went back for a second helping, only to find that good looking girls don't stay long in these parts. I spent the time finishing my drink, working on reverse chat up lines to politely keep unwanted advances at bay.

I was a little disappointed, so I tried the nearby sister bar, Big Hugs, instead. I found that the time spent dreaming up reverse chat up lines paid dividends for the second time in the day.

But saying that, I really did enjoy my first visit to So Nice.

I popped into Baccara on Saturday night. Iit was the Usual fare, busy and with a couple of new Large Breasted Dancers. No showgirl's.

Someone was touching my back and I looked around and it was a stunning small Blonde, I had no idea who she was but she knew me, she squeezed in beside me and I bought her a drink

She put my arm round her and asked if I'd been to Happy lately...that made it easier. She was from Happy, she said Happy No Good, I said it was all a Coyote dancers 2 months ago. She said: No Customers.

So there you have it, as we thought they were trying to turn it into a Coyote Bar. B ut no one wanted it, what a surprise! There was still no full nudity on Friday and only two topless birds.

My ex-Happy said she had been home for 2 years having a baby girl, no wonder I didn't recognize her. I worked out who she was, a Showgirl (when they were nude) called Ann but she had long black hair. She was beautiful then but stunning as a blonde with a Cleo style fringe.

I was lucky at the weekend, I was in the Sapphire Club and a couple of English guys kept blowing the Horn, to buy the Girls on stage a drink.

Of course the Girl's were screaming extremely loudly, this went on every 3 or 4 minutes, they were also throwing 20 b notes in the Air, which led to more Screaming. And they screamed again when they got the Drinks. After 45 mins my ears were hurting so much I left.

Outside it was raining hard and when I got to the Second Road it was flooded with 6 inches of water. There was one baht bus waiting to go to Jomtien and that soon filled up. The Flood water was rising all the time in some places it was 10 inches or more deep. We were lucky to get through.

Earlier I had popped into Wild Cats in soi BJ, I'm afraid it did not have a lot to recommend it.

There were nearly all Coyote Dancers, most of them overweight and over dressed. Some were wearing G-string's, most of them were very average with a splattering of attractive Girls.

I knew one of the Dancers Nui, a blonde Barbie look alike and a waitress called Yok who said she weighed 84 kg. enough said,

There were two Topless Girl's with extremely large knockers,

The music was quite good, but I'm afraid nothing to really advise punters to make the trip down soi BJ worthwhile,

Lady drinks 165 and draft Chang, which was very nice 79 b.

I popped into Annabelle's on Walking Street last night. Nothing much to report at first. All the Girl's were covered up, due to the current circumstances.

Then it all changed, a Girl came out of the dressing room and came over and started dancing in front of me and removing her top.  She went on stage and was waggling her bum at me, then pulling her G-string down and showing me her very nice Pussy. She carried on doing this continually, until she came back.

It's hard to describe what happened next, but needless to say I got totally mullered. She was all over me, rubbing my face in her bum, putting her nipples in my mouth, my hand on her pussy, gyrating on my lap, Kneeling on the seat with her bum in the air.

Then her two friends came over, a very slim and attractive blonde, and larger girl with big Knockers, and they were doing the same, getting their pussies out and asking me to suck their nipples.

I had to leave to get a rest, where do they get the energy from?

My poor scribbling's can't describe what a great time I had.

On Soi LK Metro Pulse A-GoGo has opened opposite Touch at the location that once was Armageddon Bar.

It has taken a long time before they finally opened, but the end result must be seen. It is the finest and most originally laid-out gogo I have seen in many years. Only SkyFall A-GoGo on Walking Street comes nearby.

Perhaps we can call Pulse A-GoGo a very much improved version of Touch across the street.

Their main theme I would call medical emergency and their main colour tones are white (or beige) and red. Across the white front door is the word AMBULANCE.

On the red zigzag-shaped central stage are six about 1.80 metres high chrome poles and two chrome rails. On both sides is spacious white double-tier bench seating.

At the rear right is a (still unused) jacuzzi with a washing platform and a comfortable white settee behind it. There are several more white sofas, white chairs with arm rests and white bar stools with arm rests.

There were not too many dancers at Pulse A-GoGo (a team of six and a team of seven), but they were top notch compared to what I have seen at recent openings of gogos.

About half of them were clad in string bikinis with spaghetti bras, white with Red Crosses at strategic places or red with white Swiss crosses, several of them also with white fishnet stockings with suspenders. (For those who do not know what suspenders are, I add this funny picture.) The chubbiest of these bikini dancers revealed her huge boobs on stage.

The other half where coyotes in big white tops with sleeves and in white shorts with red belts or in white skirts, most of them with white lace knee-high socks. The team changes went a bit chaotic.

The waitresses were friendly enough.

The lighting was adequate and the music was a bit loud, but not as bad as at most places.

Nice separate toilets.

Pulse A-GoGo was not really crowded, but I think, if they can attract more quality girls, the punters will follow.

A very enjoyable experience.

I wonder what Sapphire Addict Dave will have to say this time.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht, a very reasonable price for the kind of venue.

  Butterfly Bar

At Butterfly Bar off Soi Siam Country Club prices have been adjusted.

ST bar fines (room included) are 250 baht now; bottled Heineken and standard lady drinks are 95 baht now.

Still the place to be for MILF threeholers who like threesomes.

Tahitian Queen

An update for the long running Beach Road A-GoGo.

Opens: 1PM
Draught beer: 69 baht (at 2PM, so probably happy hour)
Lady drinks:150 baht
29 bikini dancers, of which 6 are on stage at any one time.

 

And an update from Walking Street

Very quiet in Walking Street last night.

Super Girl was fairly lively with around 15 topless girls. They stay topless when not on stage, which is very good.

Baccara was quiet, not many topless Girls, although the Showgirls were back,

Popped into Happy to see if it had improved and I'm glad to say it had. At least half the Girls were wearing Bikini tops and G-string's, but only counted 4 topless Girls. A definite change of policy though as some of the Girls who were coyote Dancers on my last visit, were back to Bikini's last night.

In a letter seen by Thaivisa addressed to the police in Pattaya, Nong Prue, Bang Lamung and Huay Yai district chief Naris Niramaiwong suggested that the police carry out a public relations exercise to inform all entertainment venues and related service establishments that they should shut down on 26th October. This compares with a 3 day shutdown in other towns or areas of the country.

The language used in the letter is formal and official and it does not mention specific types of venue. But it will surely include entertainment venues.

In fact the closure will be widespread across all businesses, with eg Tesco Lotus and 7-11 saying that staff will be given the afternoon off so that they attend services or watch the event on TV.

At Silver Star A-GoGo on Soi 8 the layout has remained unchanged.

Of over twenty dancers six were on stage performing the Pattaya shuffle and advancing one place after each song.

Most of them were clad in Super-Baby-style white lace string bikinis not flattening their nipples, but at least half a dozen so-called coyotes were wearing huge ugly black-and-white-chequered bikinis.

The only nudity I have seen were the Jacuzzi girls, also in white string bikinis, who would drop their bottoms to shoot ice cubes into mugs and glasses.

Most girls were average and the coyotes even more so.

The number of customers, mostly draught-beer drinkers, varied from two to seven or eight and nobody stayed long.

No interaction.

Bottled Heineken still 130 baht.

It was busy in Walking Street on Saturday night.

Peppermint is still getting better. There was even a decent crowd of punters in on Saturday night.

There were a lot of very attractive and nubile young Girl's wearing Black Bikini's. The old guard of topless dancers are still there.

Plenty of Girl's Happy to get their tit's out for a tip. One of the show Girl's was waggling her bum in my face and the very attractive young Girl I was with, Mon pulled her G-string down. She wasn't shy and I saw that pussy hair is back in vogue.

In fact I ran out of change before I left, but I'll be back next Saturday with a lot more Change. They are quite happy with 40 Baht where as in Baccara and Unhappy they turn their nose up at anything less than 100 Baht.

Sweethearts was packed. Viking the owner was not happy though, because he was told he could open on Friday night but keep it low key, so he called in all his staff. Then at 7-40 the Police came back and told him he could not open and he had to pay his staff for nothing,

But Saturday night all the Girls were in and they were doing a roaring trade.

Sapphire Club was full to bursting as usual on a Saturday night. The Girls doing the Gymnastics display are wearing much more revealing outfits now.

On Soi Diamond, right of Yes A-GoGo, Center Club (American spelling) has opened at the location that was once Maxine's Club, Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo.

At first sight nothing in the interior has changed since its last reincarnation. There is still a too large square stage with twelve interconnected chrome poles and there is still double-tier bench seating on all sides.

The air conditioning has seen better days.

Most of the time I was there, there was a boring show by four pussy trick performers who kept their skirts on.

The dancers were more than overdressed, double topped and double bottomed in the most diverse outfits, some of them with camisoles. Most of them were old and most of them were fat to extremely fat. At least some of them were freelancers (or beer-bar girls on their day off) hired at 500 baht a day.

During the dance stints the music was way too loud.

On the first night of their existence there was already a disgusting cigarette smoke stench. I wonder if their air conditioning was actually running and/or if it has ever been serviced.

The gents is still as cramped as before and there is only one urinal (and one washbasin), no cubicle. A place to avoid when you are suffering from acute diarrhoea.

You only get a check bin at Center Club if you ask for one.

A forgettable experience.

Bottled Heineken 160 baht.

Pulse A-GoGo opened on Soi LK Metro on 14th October. After a long period of construction it opened at the venue that was previously Armageddon Bar.

It was also reported that Center Club opened on the same night on SOi Diamond. This is the venue that previously Maxines, Dream Club and Carousel.

So there are now 76 bars describing themselves as GoGos.

I had a fruitless trip to Walking Street last night, all the a-go-go's were shut.

There were some bars open with dimmed lighting. Most of the Restaurants were open,d oing a good trade. The one near sweehearts where the police sit, appeared to be selling Beer. My local 7/11 by Hanuman Statue was selling alcohol,

I asked the Kebab man by Baccara what was going on, he said it was one year since the King Died. It seems the police take every opportunity to close the Bars?

The Police were out on the second road again stopping motor cyclists.

It seems that Pattaya's authorities made a last minute decision to ban anything considered to be public entertainment, music or dancing. Walking Street GoGos were not informed of the impending closure until about 7:30pm.

There was no prohibition on alcohol sales, only on having fun. It was hardly surprising, given the sombre anniversary, but the authorities could have given people a bit more notice.

I was walking down Soi 15 last night, after a very boring visit to the Dollhouse, when I bumped into an old friend called Apple, she was standing outside the Shark Club.

The Model's were on when I came in. There were some very attractive Girls dressed in black G-strings and sheer black tops. No nudity of any kind, they were followed by the inevitable Coyote Dancers, apart from 1 topless blonde with huge silicone tit's. Some of the Girls smiled at me which makes a change.

Music was good not too loud. A good atmosphere, but that was probably because I was sitting with Apple and her friend.

Not a bad place. Similar to the Sapphire Club.

Center Club looks set to open soon on Soi Diamond. It is next door to Yes A-GoGo in the venue that was most famously Carousel A-GoGo, and then Dream Club and Maxine's Club.

In a single-unit shophouse in a small soi off Soi Buakhaow just before Soi 15 when coming from Soi LK Metro, next to Garden Beer Bar and opposite Baby Boom A-GoGo, a closed-fronted bar and guesthouse has opened: 555 .

(As to Garden Beer Bar: they are mainly catering for French-language people; there is no garden at all; the garden is just in the name.)

Although the 555 bar is rather narrow and dark, it is nicely laid out compared to similar places, such as Excite Club on Soi Xzyte.

Near the entrance were a bunch of farangs drinking, smoking cigarettes and chatting among them, perhaps the owner and his mates.

The girls were a mixed bag, varying from the tall and slim complete newbie without any English to the short, old, fat, mercenary, silicone-enhanced and tattooed threeholer.

I was told the ST bar fine was 300 baht (room upstairs included) plus 1,000 baht for FS.

All of them were keen on getting some notes in their bras and strings. (Bar girls have got to eat too.)

Bottled Heineken 100 baht, lady drinks (tequila) 130 baht.

On Soi LK Metro Chaos A-GoGo has opened at the previous location of Kiss A-GoGo.

The layout looks very cheap. On both sides of the central stage is spacious double-tier red bench seating. However, the benches are too high to be comfortable and there are no footrests on the tables.

In the area right of the entrance, which can be curtained off, is a low square table with a chrome pole on it.

There was a team of five dancers in black lingerie who took off their bras once on stage and there were about a dozen double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes in the most diverse outfits, some of them with camisoles.

Some of the females were average, but most of them were sub-average and worse.

There were never more than three or four customers and nobody stayed long.

The way-too-loud music was some kind of crappy techno with the performers shown on a number of flat screens.

Unisex toilets.

BEWARE: some girls are not available; do not waste money on them.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht.

I popped into the Paradise A-go-go in L K Metro on Friday night. It was a very pleasant experience.

Most of the Girls were wearing G-strings only. some nice Girls on show. The Mamasang introduced me to a new Girl, a 19 yr old topless Stunner. There was an older Girl ,whose silicone Boob's were so big I thought she was going to topple over the edge of the Stage.

Good music, not too loud. Well worth a visit.

 

I popped into Sugar Sugar on the sane night, it was fairly quiet.

There were Coyote Dancers on stage as I entered, followed by 6 young, very attractive Girls in G-strings only. Then back to attractive Coyote Dancers, wearing G-Strings. And all the Girls were smiling at me.

Still the best Coffee in Pattaya and only 75 Baht.

Lots of Police activity recently, I've seen Police Cordon's on the Thappraya road at the top of the hill twice last week. On Friday night they were out on the 2nd road until the Thunderstorm came. Second road was flooded at the Flyover end,4 or 5 inches deep,

I was talking to Viking the owner of Sweethearts . He doesn't know how long they will be closed for the royal funeral proceedings. The Police won't tell him until the day before. He hopes to be open at the week end. And there are a lot of stunning Girls in Sweethearts at the moment.

I went into the Sapphire club around midnight, it was packed, only just found a seat. There were lots of Girls being barfined.

Previously I popped into The Office in Soi LK Metro, it was a big mistake.

There were 4 Coyote Dancers on the Stage when I came in. The Stage Lighting was so poor, I could hardly see the Girls. They were followed by 5 Bikini Dancers, then 6 Girls dressed as office worker's in White Blouses and short Black skirts, and then 4 topless Dancers. It was so Dark on Stage that my Sister could have been Dancing and I would never have known.. she's 66, not much younger than the Topless Dancers.

I was left to enjoy my Beer on my own. No girls approached me or even smiled at me. Most of the Girls were clustered near the entrance, probably discussing their pension plans.