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 Commented: Health Warning: being a cheap Charlie can seriously damage your health...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Windmill

Link Here 19th January 2018

Windmill frontage Electric Blue beer prices

Please note that beer prices are 110 baht for a large draught beer. There are no small draught beers anymore

Windmill's bored showgirls

I think part of the problem with Windmill's naked showgirls looking bored and spending their time chatting to each other and putting on make-up is due to the customers. There seem to be quite a few pensioners (mostly German) who take up all the seats around the naked showgirls at around 8 pm. The pensioners buy one drink each - a beer or cola - and try make their one drink last up to an hour. But they don't give tips or buy drinks for the girls - they're waiting for someone else to do that so they can watch the action without having to pay for it. Unfortunately, given that there is no room for 'real customers' nothing much happens. Eventually by about 9 to 9.30 the pensioners go home to bed and then 'real paying and tipping customers' can get near the girls and then the action starts.

Comment: Health Warning: being a cheap Charlie can seriously damage your health.

19th January 2018. Thanks to Dave

David C is right about the cheap charlies taking the best seats in the Windmill and Electric Blue.

My next door neighbour, Knocker from Blackpool used to go to the Windmill at 8pm and sit their for a couple of hours, over a couple of draft beers, they were about 50 b then. He was a real balloon chaser, he'd go anywhere for free food or drink.

We were in a bar in Jomtien, I said are you ready to go? he said he was waiting for his change, when it came it was 5b which he pocketed, but his meanness caught up with him in the end.

His scoopy fell on top of him while parking outside his house and he lay there for about an hour before Jo the Taxi driver came home and found him,  but he did not go to Hospital and get his cuts seen to and died a few days later of blood poisoning,

Comment: Health Warning: get your cuts treated

19th January 2018. Thanks to David C.

Coincidentally, I saw a guy on Beach Road a couple of days ago with a very dirty bandage round his right ankle (dog bite or bike accident) and a hugely swollen and red right leg. I suspect he had blood poisoning from his injury.

I tried to talk to him to make sure he was seeing a doctor and taking antibiotics. But he seemed to be one of these washed-out drunks who have spent all their money and so I couldn't get any sense from him. Maybe he'll be dead in a few days? Like the bloke Dave mentioned, this guy didn't seem to understand how serious a wound can become in a hot country like Thailand if not treated properly, and there's no excuse as hospitals here are very cheap.


  Priced for fat cats...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Catwalk

Link Here 18th January 2018

catwalk frontageOn Thappraya Road Soi 12, in Phratamnak's Russian sector, Catwalk has opened.

That street is rather narrow and it is not easy to park a car nearby.

Although this is not obvious from the picture it is a double-unit shophouse.

Apart from the bar and a sofa corner, there are high tables and high chairs that make you think of a sushi bar.

I saw some fat to very fat waitresses, which is not a problem by me.

I also saw a number of (but way fewer than 17) sub-average hostesses. They were very pushy for lady drinks, which has an adverse effect on me.

I found out that the bar fine was 500 baht (ST room included) and that the fuglies wanted 1,500 baht ST and an additional 20 baht for the may baan (cleaner) or 2.000 baht LT. I was also told that the hostesses were freelancers, hired at 500 baht a day.

Unsurprisingly I was their only customer.

BEWARE: not all hostesses are available.

Bottled Heineken was 110 baht, which is more than I have ever paid in any Pattaya gentlemen's club.

Update: Temporarily closed

18th January 2018. Ishi of (Japanese language)

Catwalk has temporarily closed from 16th Jan.


  Fat chance...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: We Are No 1

Link Here 17th January 2018

We are No 1 bar sign I popped into Jomtien's We Are No 1 agogo just before Christmas. Nothing much has changed.

There was no sign of any Lady Boys or Midget waitresses,

There were 7 or 8 reasonable dancers and 1 old fat one. Guess who came and sat next to me? I ignored her but she wouldn't go away, sat there for half an hour till she had to go and dance. While she was dancing I moved the stool she had been sitting on. It didn't work she soon put it back. She sat there for 5 mins then finally fucked off.

None of the other girls approached me, although there were several without punters.

There was an extremely Fat man sitting at the stage, he was so big he could not walk unaided. He had 2 girls all over him.

If you want a cheap drink with some good music, not a bad way of passing a couple of hours,


  Open Top...

Top One re-opens on Soho Square

Link Here 15th January 2018
top one re-opensTop One A-GoGo is located at the far end of Soho Square from Walking Street.

After a few days opening Top One went dark for a few days. It re-opened on 14th January 2018.

The bar has now introduced draft beer at 79 Baht.

There are now 81 GoGos around Pattaya.

Mandarin A-GoGo in Waking Street is set to re-open on 19th January.


  Palmed off...

Palmer's Bar set to close and other bar news from Pattaya

Link Here 13th January 2018

palmersRoad works on Pattayaland 1 (Soi 13/3) are rounded off now, but Bollywood has not yet opened.

Road works on Pattayaland 2 (Soi 13/4) have started now and WakaWaka has gone dark.

On internet I read that Palmer's Bar on Pattayaland 2 (Soi 13/4) will anyway be closing its doors by the end of this month (if not before). Personally I have never understood the combination of a snack bar and a girlie bar. As they say: do not eat where you shit and do not shit where you eat.

On Soi 6 the beer bars belonging to the Nightwish Group ( Nightwish Bar, Sky Bar, Nature Bar , etc.) have jumped the psychological barrier of 100 baht for a small beer, a bit over the top for the area and the kind of venues. Their prices for other drinks and lady drinks seem to have been raised accordingly. (This is being further discussed on the forum ). Killing the goose that lays the golden eggs comes to mind. That being said Soi 6 has never been my favourite hunting ground and will most probably never become.

I did hear that rumour of an additional tax on alcoholic drinks, but I have nowhere been charged more for a beer up to now. I think there is something that does not meet the eye.

On Walking Street Sugar Baby A-GoGo has gone dark once more.

Also Pinup Club in a small soi off Soi Buakhaow has gone dark.

Le Private Bar on Soi Lengkee, the French owner of which has been exposed as a police informer, is still for sale.

On Soi Nern Plab Wahn Queen Vic Guesthouse , previously Supatta Café , has become Queen Maxima Bar . I guess it is Dutch owned.

At Passion Dance Club on Soi 6 the old mamasan Nee has been replaced by a much younger one: Naam. All prices (also for alcoholic drinks) have remained unchanged.


  Top topples...

Top One A-GoGo goes dark

Link Here 11th January 2018
top one darkTop One A-GoGo only opened a few days ago but it has already been dark since 8th January.

The location  on Soho Square at the end furthest from Walking Street has not been a hit for any enterprise to date, so hopefully he rent isn't too high.

So now there are 80 GoGos around Pattaya.


  A 15% hike in beer tax at GoGos...

Thailand introduces a new tax for alcohol served in bars or entertainment venues

Link Here 10th January 2018
Thailand has just introduced a significant new tax on alcohol served in bars, discos and GoGos.

tax hike details


  Happy memories...

Walking Street Blog

Link Here 8th January 2018

bucket headsMy friend Paul wanted to go back to Happy just after Christmas, so we popped in. He was looking for his friend Nook who he boom booms.

It was all change again with the majority of Girls back in Bikini's and a handful of topless Girls. I asked Nook what was going on. She said she did not know... the big boss want Coyote Dancers...but it not work...many people complain,

There were some lovely looking Birds on show but unless you were Asian you might as well have had a bucket on your head. The Girls were not interested in Farangs apart from the show girls who came over and waggled their bums in my face looking for 100b tips, which they got, its hard to refuse them.

When you think how good Peppermint and Happy used to be it's heart breaking.

A few years back, a naked Girl in Babydolls asked me to push a Banana up her Pussy. When she took it out I ate it. In Lollipop, Spicy Girls, Beavers, Casanovy, Baby Dolls, XYZ, Private Dancer, Hooty's , the original Doll house and the Windmill all had naked Girls and hands on fun, Pussy eating and even Blow jobs in some bars,

Now all we get is sexless Coyote Dancers, Will the good times ever come back?


  Hands on vs hands off...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: PYing

Link Here 7th January 2018

pying A couple of weeks before Christmas my friend Paul and I were on the bus going to LK Metro but the driver turned down Soi 13, so we got off and wandered into P'Ying.

We were the only customers. There was a slim naked lady in her 50's dancing round the pole, a young chubby girl also naked, and a cashier in her late 40's. Paul bought the 2 naked Girls a drink and the cashier came and sat with me. She soon stripped off and I bought her a drink.

The old lady was working on Paul's Dick and soon had it hard. I gave her a 100b to get it out but his zipper was locked and she couldn't undo it. She wanted Paul to go upstairs for a blow job but he wouldn't go.

We had a good hour in there, a lot more fun than looking at beautiful Girls in Walking Street who totally ignore you,

Afterwards Paul said he regretted not going upstairs for the blow job, the lady wanted 700b. He could have had one in the bar for nothing if he'd unlocked his zip. I bet he's regretting it even more now He's back in his flat in cold rainy London.



Pattaya GooGo Reviews: 4Play

Link Here 6th January 2018

4Play sign On Soi 6, at the previous location of Mandarin Club etc., 4PLAY has opened.

Inside about everything is black, except for some chrome poles and the Chinese lanterns, apparently a relic of the Mandarin era. There is a makeshift, also black and dark, stage and several booths with worn-out bench seating, repeatedly repaired with black tape.

There are stairs to the first floor, left of the entrance.

pot bellied dancerI was told that most girls were sourced from the beer bars on Soi Buakhaow. I saw about ten dancers in big black tops and in way too big black shorts. Most of them were overweight and several even pot bellied.

No nudity.

The lighting was poor and the music was crap and there was a terrible cigarette smoke stench.

4PLAY seems to be popular with dark-skinned customers.

Although the females at 4PLAY are by far inferior (and too overdressed) compared to those at Passion Dance Club across the street, 4PLAY is more expensive for everything, albeit it can hardly be labelled a gogo.

Private in-house fun upstairs 2,000 (500 + 1,500) baht.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht, lady drinks 150 baht.


 Updated: Gone bad...

Dark GoGos on Walking Street

Link Here 4th January 2018
bad girls closedBad Girls went dark on Walking Street on 1st January, not long after it opened. The speculation is that the bar has struck licensing problems and in particular a ban on new goes on the seaward side of Walking Street.

Meanwhile Mandarin A-GoGo remains dark, seemingly awaiting a re-development and a new theme.

Better news for Sugar Baby though. It has been dark for a few days citing 'supply problems' The bar is now expected to re-open on 3rd January.

Update: And indeed Sugar Baby Re-opened on 3rd January.

And a correction to the GoGo count as there are now 81 GoGos open around Pattaya.


  Open Top...

No, tops on at Top One, a new GoGo on Soho Square

Link Here 2nd January 2018

top oneTop One A-GoGo has opened at the end of Soho Square furthest from Walking Street, in the venue that was previously Flex Club.

The GoGo opened on 1st January and is run by a Chinese man and a Thai gogo girl.

I visited at 9:15pm on 1st Jan. I counted 4 models (not topless), 13 coyotes and 11 PR on the mamasan's board.

It depends on seat location but I got terrible sound from the lower seat nearest the entrance.

No draught beer, and the cheapest drinks are soft drinks at 140B. Bottled Heineken is 180B and Lady Drinks are 150B or 200B for models.

There are now 81 bars around Pattaya self identifying as GoGos.


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